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Tatum Girlparts posted:I want to say the underwater chinese ghost base is actually the apex of 'this is loving stupid, David Cage you are stupid' but I actually forgot if the native poo poo happened before or after it. Chinese Ghost base is just solid proof that he fell back on to the poo poo he had in Indigo Prophecy.
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Compendium posted:Chinese Ghost base is just solid proof that he fell back on to the poo poo he had in Indigo Prophecy. He barely avoided Indigo Prophecy-ing Heavy Rain and even then the removal of paranormal bullshit left a gaping plot hole.
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I feel sorry for David Cage's development team, really. There's some really talented artists and animators at Quantic Dream, and some pretty impressive graphics programming tricks present in his games, but they're all stuck executing on a script and design document by David Cage. If they managed to get an actual, non-game writer (or failing that, someone who can adapt an existing novel without choking on their own fists), they could make a game that I still wouldn't be interested in playing, but would actually be worth the widespread critical acclaim Cage's games inexplicably attract. ...but that'd result in less funny LPs, so let's keep the Sadness Train going. 
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Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQAt4nkqWy8 Site:http://superbestfriendsplay.com/video/two-best-friends-play-silent-hill-2-part-5/ SH2 Part 5 is up! http://superbestfriendsplay.com/podcast/sbfc-076-pats-coffin-filled-human-fecal-matter/ Friendcast is up too! KaosMachina fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Jan 20, 2015 |
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Jan 20, 2015 07:44
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Blockhouse posted:just thinking about 3rd birthday's dumb loving simultaneously thin and confusing plot makes me exceedingly angry I feel this is something really important to mention, but the guy who wrote 3rd Birthday's plot? Lightning's creator. Yep. Guy just has to leave his taint everywhere. Even jammed a Lightning costume in the game too. So if Pat somehow doesn't know this, please do inform him. Although I'd have to disagree on PE2 being a DMC2 level sequel but I guess that might be personal preference at work.
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I can't believe Woolie is still lying about the plot to Backdraft
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Jan 20, 2015 09:02
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Candidate for a future Saturday Morning Scrublord? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_ndtjYEOn4 Also Matt, there's a manga that might interest you in the same vein of No More Heroes, from the guy who made Hellsing. It's called Assassine/Assassin Colosseum, and unfortunately there aren't that many chapters currently out right now. But, I just thought I'd say that it exists for now, and has some kickass names for its hitmen: 
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Jan 20, 2015 09:37
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The talk about Target in Canada kind of reminds how Walmart got its poo poo pushed in Germany because they didn't understand the culture and also tried to gently caress with the unions.
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Jan 20, 2015 11:06
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It's almost as if the Walmart and such business models are unsustainable in places where people recognize how dehumanizing they are
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Oh, they're talking about the Target closures on the podcast? I've been monitoring that as part of work so sorry if I blabber a bit. It's kinda amazing how much the Target stores failed at the most basic things. They basically treated Canada as another US and didn't bother studying the market at all. Prices not only higher than the US but higher than their local competitors, poor selection of products, a focus on groceries when there's a lot more better-priced local options, crappy coupon programs... I've heard say that even the stores themselves were badly maintained. It's just poor performance all around. Especially when CostCo and even the dreaded Wal-Mart are doing so much better (I believe Canada is their best performing market). Still though, that's 18000 people on the streets. Sucks for them. Sorry if this has been mentioned already, I haven't had time to listen to a full podcast in forever.
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Jan 20, 2015 12:03
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I can't remember if it was Target or not, but a few years back one of the big US chains opened in the UK and it was such a huge loving disaster the closed all the stores in the country after a few months.
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Oh cool! Matt talked about Shadow Warrior! I beat Shadow Warrior a few days ago, and yeah that game is long, and sometimes sort of aimless. I think I spent about 30 minutes running around a warehouse/derelict ship just looking for a single door. Or a power switch to open a door, or something like that. Granted, the only reason I couldn't find it was because I'm an idiot (it was pretty obvious where I was supposed to go, once I found it), but in that time I wasn't making demons explode by stabbing them in the face with my cool sword. That's on me, I guess. My only real problem with it was the mix of invisible walls and (toward the end of the game) instant death out-of-bounds zones. You jump up a few boxes thinking that you found something really cool, and then you just get knocked down. Or you sneak your way around a wall, and think to yourself "gently caress YEAH SECRET! GONNA GET ME SOME MONEY OR A KI CRYSTAL OR SOMETHING" and then you just die. Then you get to the end of the level and it says you missed like 3 secrets. I found the rabbit of Caerbannog though. That felt nice.
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doos posted:Oh cool! Matt talked about Shadow Warrior! I got stuck in that EXACT same area.
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Jan 20, 2015 16:32
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It's like target assumed that buying zellers (  ) would give them some sort of patriotic "in" to Canada when in realitt all it did was let them open shops in lovely, poorly maintained malls across the country.
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TheRealestMatt posted:I got stuck in that EXACT same area. The best/worst part is, when you do find the path, the floor collapses, sending you back to the nearly the beginning. I was horrified I wouldn't be able to find the way back, again.
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Jan 20, 2015 16:46
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I wish I lived in Canada where people don't bother you to buy their stuff.
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Jan 20, 2015 17:42
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Tae posted:I wish I lived in Canada where people don't bother you to buy their stuff. Come to Finland, we give people their personal space. Here is a Finnish bus stop: 
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Andrast posted:Come to Finland, we give people their personal space. I can practically hear the sad Incredible Hulk credits music
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Jan 20, 2015 19:20
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Blockhouse posted:I can practically hear the sad Incredible Hulk credits music Isn't that cover art for some indie-folk album? Could've fooled me.
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Andrast posted:Come to Finland, we give people their personal space. As someone who takes a train to work every day, that creeps me out. Like someone would freak the hell out if I wanted to stand 2 feet closer to where the bus shows up. Also what would this thread's recommendation be for a SBF first time video or series for a friend who's not really into LPs? (As in, not antagonistic towards LPs but doesn't even really know much about LPs.)
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Jan 20, 2015 19:31
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Anything from Creepy Anime Bullshit
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beep by grandpa posted:Also what would this thread's recommendation be for a SBF first time video or series for a friend who's not really into LPs? (As in, not antagonistic towards LPs but doesn't even really know much about LPs.) arts n crafts foodz n doodz Probably a Machinima episode, Beyond Two Souls? Super condensed, and short enough to get the idea across and not over-stay its welcome (why spend a half hour on a youtube video if you're not really interested?) And in that case, it actually works as a preview for the first couple episodes of the full LP.
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Jan 20, 2015 19:59
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Oh my god these guys these guys in the maze. Why didn't they just cut it out.
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Jan 20, 2015 22:01
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doos posted:Oh cool! Matt talked about Shadow Warrior! I am pretty sure I know the exact area you're talking about. Shadow Warrior's got some level design flaws and basically every gun but the Shotgun feels a bit limp, but boy is it a fun drat game otherwise.
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beep by grandpa posted:Also what would this thread's recommendation be for a SBF first time video or series for a friend who's not really into LPs? (As in, not antagonistic towards LPs but doesn't even really know much about LPs.) I would show them some of the better fan animations. It would help them match a face with a voice. It also helps distill the funny bits down to something easily consumable before you jump in to some kind of crazy 18 hour lets play.
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If they're a fan of Homestuck, I will show them the John and Dave play Sburb fan animation. Else, I will show them Homecoming or Downpour just to show how much these dudes enjoy hating on lovely video games. If they are not in the mood for watching a full playthrough I'd probably show them Cabela or Man vs Wild but I'm a loser with loser friends who have nothing but time therefore Downcoming is my go-to choice.
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Really surprised to hear how pushy Canadian Target is; I go there a lot since it's right next to me, and I've never been pushed or upsold anything. They don't even have that much high-end stuff. It's basically a nicer Wal-Mart here, in California at least.
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In what universe does Pat exist where there is software to programmatically create Rock Band player tracks out of inputted music?
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hoobajoo posted:It's basically a nicer Wal-Mart That is literally all I've ever heard people call Target.
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Same. It only ever shows up near more upper-middle class neighborhoods.
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ZenMasterBullshit posted:Same. It only ever shows up near more upper-middle class neighborhoods. A lot of Targets in Ontario are in lovely malls because that's where the Zellers they replaced were.
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Veotax posted:I can't remember if it was Target or not, but a few years back one of the big US chains opened in the UK and it was such a huge loving disaster the closed all the stores in the country after a few months. That would be Best Buy. It came and went in the blink of an eye; I didn't even get a chance to visit one and barely anyone remembers them being here at all.
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Clockwork Rocktapus posted:In what universe does Pat exist where there is software to programmatically create Rock Band player tracks out of inputted music? I assumed he meant an Editor like StepMania has.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:That would be Best Buy. It came and went in the blink of an eye; I didn't even get a chance to visit one and barely anyone remembers them being here at all. That was it! We had one in Purley Way, Croydon. That's an area with nothing but big stores mostly focused on one area (PC World, Toys R Us, Ikea), then Best Buy comes along and tries to cram everything into one store (that was comparatively smaller). I don't know what the other Best Buys were like while they were here, but that one was hilariously badly placed.
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I feel like Liam could skip every non-forced encounter in SMRPG for the next 2-4 hours and still be perfectly well equipped for Booster's Tower. They very much did not intend for you to fight as many enemies as they have because the game is easy and for babies. e: oh my god how does the forest maze stump you this bad i figured this poo poo out when i was 6 come on guys christ TriffTshngo fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Jan 21, 2015 |
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Jan 21, 2015 01:32
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Woolie's rant about Mugen on the podcast was too real. I got that into Mugen back in the day.
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Jan 21, 2015 01:53
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A FNF where they bet real money on Saltybet would basically be the best video on the channel.
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How does something awful staff member beef waifu feel about the Melty Blood segment?
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I... uh... have not listened to the podcast yet beyond the opening stuff about retail in America compared to Canada and they are pretty much 100% correct on that whole thing.
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