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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



USA #1 motherfucker

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rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
"something good for young families"
[Republicans remain seating during applause]
"something good for veterans"
[Republicans mechanically rise to applaud]

RadioPassive
Feb 26, 2012

Yes trains yes yes yes

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

"Let's set our eyes beyond a crumby pipeline" is that what he actually said?

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Slaan posted:

If Notorious RBG dies tonight, so will I. :toxx:

quoted for posterity.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Infrastructure plan!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Mention the Cincinnati bridge, motherfucker. I loving date you. Do it.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I was talking to the Iranian guy in my lab the other day and he was saying that in Iran, college is just straight up free. We're behind loving Iran on higher education.

:ssh: We're behind a lot of countries on education

Boot and Rally
Apr 21, 2006

8===D
Nap Ghost
Bahaha, "single oil pipeline".

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

FUCKIN CHINA

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax
TPP!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

FASTER TRAINS

calling fischmech

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

gently caress YO PIPELINES!

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Europe's doing pretty well sucking on it's own.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Obama's call for more Infrastructure: Year 5

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Qwijib0 posted:

Checks out.

lol if u ever stopped loving undergrads.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I love how much our infrastructure has been hosed because of partisan politics

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



gently caress CHINA

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Thirty times as many jobs as Keystone? That's, like, a few hundred jobs!

Bizarro Watt
May 30, 2010

My responsibility is to follow the Scriptures which call upon us to occupy the land until Jesus returns.
Haha one of the Republicans was about to stand and the guy next to him stopped him

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.
Republicans: Bi-Partisan Bill? 30 times more American jobs? ... I guess I'll stand for this...

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Obama: Yo gently caress China
Republicans: poo poo... I guess we clap that? ....I guess..... :mad:

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
TPP booo

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

euphronius posted:

FASTER TRAINS

calling fischmech BroJo

Fixed it for you.

And please don't.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
:siren:PERFIDIOUS CATHAY:siren:

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

euphronius posted:

FASTER TRAINS

calling fischmech

nooo you said the word :negative:

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

lol trade promotion authority who cares

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Bizarro Watt posted:

Haha one of the Republicans was about to stand and the guy next to him stopped him

I wonder if there's a small CLAP/DON'T CLAP sign somewhere in there.

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?
If there's anything guaranteed to get Republicans out of their seats, it's "gently caress China!"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Diane_Feinstein_reading_along.tumblr.com

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

More executive power yeah !!!

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


Did I just hear hecklers?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Nth Doctor posted:

Anyone else watching the White House stream with sourced slides? It's magical.

Truth

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Newt Gingrich golf clapping at more Infrastructure spending.

I bet he would be ecstatic if you talked about Moon Base Infrastructure, Obama.

Get with it, Mr. President. :colbert:

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


is this the first sotu where he's basically just been a dad and yelled and commented directly at the republicans for most of the time? he's calling them out pretty heavily here.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

:siren:PERFIDIOUS CATHAY:siren:

We just can't trust those mysterious Orientals!

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Abel Wingnut posted:

is this the first sotu where he's basically just been a dad and yelled and commented directly at the republicans for most of the time? he's calling them out pretty heavily here.

He's done this for at least three years now

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.

Silly Burrito posted:

I wonder if there's a small CLAP/DON'T CLAP sign somewhere in there.

THAT WOULD BE SO INCREDIBLY HELPFUL FOR THEM!!!

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

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Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Furthermore, I consider that China must be destroyed

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