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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

FAUXTON posted:

She's like Glados

5

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line.

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

Tigntink posted:

What the heck is she talking about with bread bags on feet? She's a really bad public speaker.

It's the Republican's view for the future.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
we totally care about terrorism, even when it happens in france

vektuz
Sep 19, 2005
Endangered Species
Its like something has hollowed out this human and replaced it with a text-to-speech robot. You can see it in the soulless eyes. You can see that its only one electric shock from DESTROY ALL HUMANS.

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

Chris Christie posted:

This is terrible.

Why GOP. Why do you keep doing this????

You deserve it and you know it.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
She sounds like the Mayor on South Park

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
To be fair to Joni, who is by far the biggest downgrade in the Senate of the 114th Congress, she's doing a decent job at a tough assignment that nearly all of her previous colleagues have messed up.

Power Walrus
Dec 24, 2003

Fun Shoe
She's talking to us like we're all four years old.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

AndrewP posted:

kinda like that jacket tho

Pfft, she's no Space Admiral Bachmann.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Bob James posted:

The 'pubs need better speechifiers.

i seriously think they just decided to not put anyone they want to run for anything because responding to obama SotUs seems to be career suicide

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

She's not even staring at the camera. You can tell she's reading off a teleprompter

LIKE A CERTAIN PRESIDENT I KNOW

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Anyone know what her service record was in the Iowa National Guard?

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

would still hit it ey

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Samurai Sanders posted:

This response is usually treated as a make or break thing for rising stars, but why does it always turn into break?

Because even lovely presidents bring their a game to the State of the Union and the only response you can give is "UUUUH NO????" and spit out talking points of your own. You have to be good at that last part to not look petty.

Guess who isn't good at that last part.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


You guys are all going to look stupid when President Joni Ernst is sworn into office in two years :colbert:

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

EugeneJ posted:

She sounds like the Mayor on South Park

bingo

Judge Ito Boxing
Oct 29, 2011

There's a lot of value in the public being able to see how the system works.
Anybody comment yet on her robotic voice

Or make condescending remarks about "flyover states"

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

ErIog posted:

This looks like a bad infomercial. She should look into a camera.

*In the arms of an angel* plays

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

ErIog posted:

This looks like a bad infomercial. She should look into a camera.

She is on CSPAN. There are more than one Camera.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Qwijib0 posted:

yes tax filing should be easier, so let's cut the customer service funding to the IRS to increase hold times for questions.

i've worked as an irs refund info guy

they do need more employees

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
ARE FREEDOMS

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Rorus Raz posted:

She's not even staring at the camera. You can tell she's reading off a teleprompter

LIKE A CERTAIN PRESIDENT I KNOW

"THOSE people."

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
She sounds just like a text-to-speech program, it's uncanny

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Joementum posted:

To be fair to Joni, who is by far the biggest downgrade in the Senate of the 114th Congress, she's doing a decent job at a tough assignment that nearly all of her previous colleagues have messed up.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


We want to move forward with new ideas like repealing Obamacare

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



are republicans still pretending that obamacare is bad?

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
She's seriously the annoying middle American who goes to another country and instead of trying to speak in the local language - just talks louder and slower.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Awful Sandwich posted:

She's talking to us like we're all four years old.

yeah and it's awful even though it's probably working on their target audience

flu-like symptoms
Jul 27, 2006
shiny
She sounds like the tour guide at the alamo on pee wees big adventure

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

EugeneJ posted:

She sounds like the Mayor on South Park

Oh my God :aaa:

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i hope some brave soul is logging this youtube chat because holy moly

Ibsen
Jun 20, 2006
I am Not.

Alpha layer this over her speaking

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
It's like she didn't read this beforehand, or something.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Nuclear Iran whoop whoop

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
FACT: Forums GOON Jastiger has a Combat Action Badge for seeing combat in Iraq

FACT: Joni Ernst, stayed on a fob as a :siren: LT. COLONEL :siren: saw no combat, nor ran any combat missions as a logistics officer.

FACT: Jastiger is more qualified to be a Senator than Ernst, per her statements.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Abortion eh? Protect them until they are born, then gently caress em. Bootstraps, day old infant, BOOTSTRAPS!

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Good Citizen posted:

This lady talks like the AI voice in some spaceship/mech video game
Please fasten your seatbelts while we destroy the world. Thank you.

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NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
I gotta admit, hearing the phrase "cyber attacks" gives me some serious 90s-nostalgia.

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