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automaticswim
Jan 7, 2005

butt interrogator

yep just tell reddit where we are

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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
Any of you guys playing together stream it at all?

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Looking forward to the servers coming up so I can continue my adventures of spawning, crafting a bow, running for 5 minutes, getting shot with a bow.

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

Eltoasto posted:

Looking forward to the servers coming up so I can continue my adventures of spawning, crafting a bow, running for 5 minutes, getting shot with a bow.

This fate is preferable to surviving long enough to eat a hundred berries, one at a time.

Atheist Sunglasses
Jul 26, 2003

All the candy you want. Crotton crandy, crandy apple. I like to go on the best ride first. Name of roller croaster.



Good job :soe:

MaNiAk
Jan 1, 2005

Hi my name is Doxylamine Succinate, I will be serving you tonight
Woah, what the hell is going on?

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
A Well Made Game

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



MaNiAk posted:

Woah, what the hell is going on?


Boo, i got the piss yellow one

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
:soe: has hilarious glitches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IgHgX9Q8uU

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Mine was doing that a bit before the patch though not nearly as cool looking.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I enjoy :soe: games for all the wrong reasons

Huge Fucker Bitch
Jan 8, 2004

Eltoasto posted:

Boo, i got the piss yellow one

Mine is somehow yellow and blue. How do I fix it?

Kevlar Beard
Feb 20, 2010

Loot works and the duping (including the major method - we tested in mumble) is fixed.

We also have metal doors now and supposedly dew collectors work too...Arrows also drop to the ground, and collision has been turned off for them.

Because of this, SOE has blessed us with a golden halo. Enjoy goons.

Gingerbread House Music
Dec 1, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
THIS GAME SUCKS. *F5s twitter account*

Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.
How far away do nameplates show up?

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
Toilet Rascal

Knifegrab posted:

How far away do nameplates show up?

It's like within 10 meters.

LuciferMorningstar
Aug 12, 2012

VIDEO GAME MODIFICATION IS TOTALLY THE SAME THING AS A FEMALE'S BODY AND CLONING SAID MODIFICATION IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS RAPE, GUYS!!!!!!!
Mumble during server downtime:

:yikes:

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
/suicide has been replaced with /respawn

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Would a female lawyer character named Shariah Law be acceptable?

Kevlar Beard
Feb 20, 2010

LuciferMorningstar posted:

Mumble during server downtime:

:yikes:

Rosebud. rear end in a top hat.

MaNiAk
Jan 1, 2005

Hi my name is Doxylamine Succinate, I will be serving you tonight
Okay so after sleeping and working, I realized I hosed up the video, since I don't want to re-upload the video this will have to do:
http://youtubedoubler.com/enot

Twinkie Fat Sac
Dec 17, 2003
So earlier today I was playing with some friends and found a syringe. I killed a zombie and I was able to use it to extract infected zombie blood. I think it would be kind of cool to be able to inject other players with this infected blood and watch them turn into a playable zombie for x amount of time.

shankerz
Dec 7, 2014

Must Go Faster!!!!!
While you gents wait, one of are awesome members who wishes to remain unnamed has provided the following H1Z1 commentary:


hence known as 69 Goon Shades of Gray


Part #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmsP30yQ5IQ

Part #2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T_zU5JiySE

Liberatore
Nov 16, 2010

Would you like
to know more?


When (that's no) moon hits this guy like a big Twi'lek guy: Liberatore!

Twinkie Fat Sac posted:

So earlier today I was playing with some friends and found a syringe. I killed a zombie and I was able to use it to extract infected zombie blood. I think it would be kind of cool to be able to inject other players with this infected blood and watch them turn into a playable zombie for x amount of time.

You can theoretically inject yourself with it, but it doesn't do anything and the syringe isn't consumed.

I'm guessing their plan is to do all sorts of crazy poo poo with the infection mechanics. Infect people directly? Drop that poo poo in the loving water well? Leave a suspiciously convenient bottle of 'purified' water somewhere? Who knows.

The items I've found in-game also suggest they plan to add other diseases, like the common cold, as well as a body temp system (numerous items allude to 'warmth'), which should tie in with the weather system which we already know they had working at some point. I've also found items that increase immunity (likely against infection/colds/disease in general) and reduce stress. Most of them give you a temp buff on use.

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006

shankerz posted:

While you gents wait, one of are awesome members who wishes to remain unnamed has provided the following H1Z1 commentary:


hence known as 69 Goon Shades of Gray


Part #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmsP30yQ5IQ

Part #2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T_zU5JiySE

what the gently caress

Orv
May 4, 2011
Don't acknowledge it, back away slowly.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Orv posted:

Don't acknowledge it, back away slowly.

Yeah

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
Also lol, I tried to play last night, servers down. Home from work after 3rd shift, servers down and 20m ago they said it will still be a while. I haven't even been able to log in to move from the old goon base since yesterday morning. rip

Are they making any attempt to fix the bigger dupe bugs or wipe servers? If not the first thing I'm doing later today is loving off from every goon base and just setting up my own private duped loot piles all over the woods. After dealing with the first goon base, it's not loving worth it. There is no point in trying to deal with the goon illuminati that want to control the camp and hold your hand with private passwords, better to just keep your own self-sustained dupe stashes. I understand why they did it, but there is literally no reason to be in a goon camp, I'd rather just meet up with them in Pleasant Valley, aka the only place that ever has anyone doing anything. My time in goon camp was spent like 90% defending against autistic redditors using 100 glitches in the early AM and 10% trying to build up my own loot room because everything good is locked under gay satans dictatorship. It's a goodish system to keep master copies of loot for new/retarded goons but it's also a colossal waste of loving time to personally watch and hand out loot to everyone, people just need to sustain their own poo poo at this point. I regret spending like 8 hours alone yesterday night/morning protecting rooms I don't even have access to only for the camp to be abandoned.

Akumos fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Jan 21, 2015

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Hows does this game run on a medium to low end laptop GPU (720m) and an i5/8 GB RAM?

I've got one of these funky pseudo software SLI setups from NVIDIA that use the onboard and dedicated card to work together and it lets me play games above specs I shouldn't be able to play. As such, it's always pretty hard to judge a games minimum specs and if I could run it without it being 10 FPS. It plays games like skyrim on high, AC:Black Flag on high as an example. 1366 res but hey ho it's a semi cheap latop.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Akumos posted:

Also lol, I tried to play last night, servers down. Home from work after 3rd shift, servers down and 20m ago they said it will still be a while. I haven't even been able to log in to move from the old goon base since yesterday morning. rip

Are they making any attempt to fix the bigger dupe bugs or wipe servers? If not the first thing I'm doing later today is loving off from every goon base and just setting up my own private duped loot piles all over the woods. After dealing with the first goon base, it's not loving worth it. There is no point in trying to deal with the goon illuminati that want to control the camp and hold your hand with private passwords, better to just keep your own self-sustained dupe stashes. I understand why they did it, but there is literally no reason to be in a goon camp, I'd rather just meet up with them in Pleasant Valley, aka the only place that ever has anyone doing anything. My time in goon camp was spent like 90% defending against autistic redditors using 100 glitches in the early AM and 10% trying to build up my own loot room because everything good is locked under gay satans dictatorship. It's a goodish system to keep master copies of loot for new/retarded goons but it's also a colossal waste of loving time to personally watch and hand out loot to everyone, people just need to sustain their own poo poo at this point. I regret spending like 8 hours alone yesterday night/morning protecting rooms I don't even have access to only for the camp to be abandoned.

yeah buddy, you lay down the hard hitting truths itt. akumos for first splinter leader, who's with him?! not me

Tai posted:

Hows does this game run on a medium to low end laptop GPU (720m) and an i5/8 GB RAM?

I've got one of these funky pseudo software SLI setups from NVIDIA that use the onboard and dedicated card to work together and it lets me play games above specs I shouldn't be able to play. As such, it's always pretty hard to judge a games minimum specs and if I could run it without it being 10 FPS. It plays games like skyrim on high, AC:Black Flag on high as an example. 1366 res but hey ho it's a semi cheap latop.
i read something on reddit about h1z1 using something other than the gpu for laptops and being poo poo. you have to fix that and it should be okayish.

Blazing Zero fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Jan 21, 2015

Orv
May 4, 2011

Tai posted:

Hows does this game run on a medium to low end laptop GPU (720m) and an i5/8 GB RAM?

I've got one of these funky pseudo software SLI setups from NVIDIA that use the onboard and dedicated card to work together and it lets me play games above specs I shouldn't be able to play. As such, it's always pretty hard to judge a games minimum specs and if I could run it without it being 10 FPS. It plays games like skyrim on high, AC:Black Flag on high as an example. 1366 res but hey ho it's a semi cheap latop.

Provided Optimus doesn't gently caress you, you'll be more than fine.

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006

Blazing Zero posted:

yeah buddy, you lay down the hard hitting truths itt. akumos for first splinter leader, who's with him?! not me

I don't care about splintering, I still want to play with everyone, I just found the camp to be a giant annoyance. I was there when a few goons started duping(technically I was the first one to notice d/cs duped gear) and we put it in the community room and kept the leftover piles of ammo to move under the trailer, we were just going to keep piling ammo and poo poo into the community area, then I come on after waking up and suddenly all of the duped ammo is locked up in your private room and people have to ask permission to get gear, lmao. Like I said, I understand why you guys did it, and it was probably necessary to deal with retards taking everything out, but now everyone has duped gear and can easily sustain themselves. At this point the only point in a base is to save cars, it's not worth constantly trying to defend the base in the early AM with hackers and glitchers loving with you. I think what should've happened is you just kept an alt character or two with all the masters copies you can dupe on, if anything you guys are the first splinter by deciding you own everything good and forming the illuminati clique that consists of like 4 people who have access to the core of the base while everyone else needs to be escorted in. That's not really a goon community, that's a few people leading a clan and telling recruits what to do/treating them like retards(some are.)

When I call you the illuminati clique, it's because a handful of you arbitrarily decided you're more intelligent/reliable than 95% of the others playing and only you should be trusted to watch over the important gear in camp while everyone else needs to beg to get what they need out of your locked room. That's a separate group, a splinter, you've decided you're above everyone else and in another category and anyone that wants to come along with you needs to play by your rules. It's no longer a community camp, it's your cliques camp, or am I wrong? Where can I submit my Trusted Goon resume? How would you feel if you were on the outside of that, and you had to ask for my permission to get loot? If I decided only my other 2 friends should have access to the important base rooms? At this point you already have enough duped poo poo that it doesn't matter, you can self sustain, but that's also my point. I don't need your permission to get gear anymore, I can just go make my own and not have to deal with it.

:words:

Akumos fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Jan 21, 2015

Kevlar Beard
Feb 20, 2010

shankerz posted:

While you gents wait, one of are awesome members who wishes to remain unnamed has provided the following H1Z1 commentary:


hence known as 69 Goon Shades of Gray


Part #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmsP30yQ5IQ

Part #2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T_zU5JiySE

This is better than I even imagined.

Space Skeleton
Sep 28, 2004

So all the duping is fixed?

Orv
May 4, 2011

Wee Tinkle Wand posted:

So all the duping is fixed?

Nope.

lauresh
Jun 1, 2013

What are we having for dinner?

Wee Tinkle Wand posted:

So all the duping is fixed?

It's fixed in the sense that nobody can do it while the servers are down :P

Space Skeleton
Sep 28, 2004

Hahahahaha they are still down.

lauresh
Jun 1, 2013

What are we having for dinner?

Wee Tinkle Wand posted:

Hahahahaha they are still down.

Developers should always get a minimum of 8 hours sleep before destroying bugs!

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
i never had access to anything. i was nice to people, i helped gather things, im not an autist and the illuminati (lol) gave me things i asked for. sorry this method of organization bothers you.

however, everyone getting angry at newbies to h1z1 can get hosed with a rusty rake though. seriously, calm down and take a newbie under your wing. help another nerd out.

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Space Skeleton
Sep 28, 2004

Some stuff is going to have to be kept in non-public rooms otherwise everything disappears really quickly. People keep their own private group rooms for this, yes. That's not really something to get up in arms about, especially since people with their own private stashes are usually happy to share if someone says they need something.

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