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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Sturmtiger IV posted:

Good news Mr. TMMadman, we've saved your gamecock. But I'm afraid he'll never fight again.

We'll get a new gamecock - one with an untwistable stomach!

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After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Neddy Seagoon posted:

This monkey's going to need most of your skin, Sturmtiger IV.

Oh, he ain't pretty no more!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

After The War posted:

Oh, he ain't pretty no more!

They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Nate.

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


The Nastier Nate posted:

They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Nate.

Nate, it's all relative. Is After the War really that dumb? Is Do over Ham really that drunk? Is TMMadman really that lazy, bald, and fat?

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Mira posted:

Nate, it's all relative. Is After the War really that dumb? Is Do over Ham really that drunk? Is TMMadman really that lazy, bald, and fat?

Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled but...what was the third thing you said?

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Monday_ posted:

Please sign these forms indicating that it did not save our thread.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Mira posted:

Nate, it's all relative. Is After the War really that dumb? Is Do over Ham really that drunk? Is TMMadman really that lazy, bald, and fat?

Something said... not good...

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Nastier Nate posted:

They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Nate.

Hey, there's one thing I don't get though. When my face was crushed, why'd it go back to my old face? Shouldn't it have turned into some third face that was different? Don't make no s

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hey, there's one thing I don't get though. When my face was crushed, why'd it go back to my old face? Shouldn't it have turned into some third face that was different? Don't make no s

My eye! The doctor said I'm not supposed to get pudding in there!

AlliedBiscuit
Oct 23, 2012

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!!

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

My eye! The doctor said I'm not supposed to get pudding in there!

Calm down, sir! You're going to give yourself Skin Failure!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hey, there's one thing I don't get though. When my face was crushed, why'd it go back to my old face? Shouldn't it have turned into some third face that was different? Don't make no s

So the children learned how to function as a society, and eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say... Moe.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hey, there's one thing I don't get though. When my face was crushed, why'd it go back to my old face? Shouldn't it have turned into some third face that was different? Don't make no s

Oh, nonsense, Drink-Mix Man. You look at least 10 years younger.




Plus, I did your breasts.

Sturmtiger IV
Jun 20, 2004

So is that thing a robot or a monkey or what

AlliedBiscuit posted:

Calm down, sir! You're going to give yourself Skin Failure!

You'll have to speak up AlliedBiscuit! I'm wearing a towel!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Oh, nonsense, Drink-Mix Man. You look at least 10 years younger.




Plus, I did your breasts.

Does anyone hear me complaining about the breasts? :mad:

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

TMMadman posted:

Oh, nonsense, Drink-Mix Man. You look at least 10 years younger.




Plus, I did your breasts.

Not those peanuts.... the ones at the bottom! :pervert:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Not those peanuts.... the ones at the bottom! :pervert:



Here we go again!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

TMMadman posted:

Oh, nonsense, Drink-Mix Man. You look at least 10 years younger.




Plus, I did your breasts.

You turned my maguppies into magumbos! :sonia:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

jscolon2.0 posted:

You turned my maguppies into magumbos! :sonia:

Guess how many boobs I saw today. 15!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Guess how many boobs I saw today. 15!

Free the Springfield Two!

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013
Free the Kickball Five!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Spectacle Rock posted:

Free the Kickball Five!

Mmmmm...free goo!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

IMJack posted:

Free the Springfield Two!

All right IMJack you've been warned, you're outta here. :toughguy:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Mister Kingdom posted:

Mmmmm...free goo!

Oooh! Free Willy!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

PT6A posted:

Oooh! Free Willy!

Do not touch Willie? Good advice.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Mister Kingdom posted:

Do not touch Willie? Good advice.

What do you have to say to all those Mister Kingdom wannabes out there who wish to suppress PT6A's doodle?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Mister Kingdom posted:

Do not touch Willie? Good advice.

Lousy Smarch weather!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

IMJack posted:

Free the Springfield Two!

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

jscolon2.0 posted:

You turned my maguppies into magumbos! :sonia:

Thanks, Boob Lady!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Thanks, Boob Lady!

Root Bear! What happened? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Mira posted:

Nate, it's all relative. Is After the War really that dumb? Is Do over Ham really that drunk? Is TMMadman really that lazy, bald, and fat?

Well I do enjoy a glass of port at Christmas.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Jonathan Livingston Seagull! We're on a collision course! Hard a-starboard!

Sturmtiger IV
Jun 20, 2004

So is that thing a robot or a monkey or what

TMMadman posted:

Root Bear! What happened? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!

You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yaley!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Nastier Nate posted:

Jonathan Livingston Seagull! We're on a collision course! Hard a-starboard!

We're losing backup power! We're down to mood lighting in here!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Sturmtiger IV posted:

You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yaley!

He spelled Yale with a 6.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Drink-Mix Man posted:

We're losing backup power! We're down to mood lighting in here!

If they're gonna fire on us, we'll respond in kind! Not me, a torpedo!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

He spelled Yale with a 6.

Yale could use an international airport.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Drink-Mix Man posted:

We're losing backup power! We're down to mood lighting in here!

They ain't stayin for the AMBEEYANCE

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Toriori posted:

They ain't stayin for the AMBEEYANCE

"Chow-dair? Chow-dair?" It's chowder! Say it right!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
You ain't thinkin' a gettin' rid of the dank, are ya?

Toriori posted:

They ain't stayin for the AMBEEYANCE

Oh, but Toriori, the dank! The dank!

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Monday_ posted:

Yale could use an international airport.

I once talked with a guy who worked at Yale and apparently they did indeed consider buying some buildings to knock down and lengthen the runway of the New Haven airport. Wouldn't quite make it international, but...

I'm sorry, I just don't get this Skeesix character. Is he some sort of rain man? Some sort of idiot savant? I mean, what the hell are we doing here?

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