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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:you got owned by the dollars loophole, read the thread zimbabwe dollar uses Z$ not $ lmao look at this genie cant read
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"this genie cant read" - title for inspirational family comedy where a boy teaches a genie to read books
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I wish you'd go away genie ,and never return.
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LGD posted:"I wish for a book that is written in English and understandable to the average man to appear before me now, in a space unoccupied by anything beyond the normal atmosphere, that contains, in detail, the plans for and the principles behind an inherently safe, efficient, and affordable nuclear fusion reactor." okay but oil companies still exist they decide breaking your kneecaps and taking your loved ones hostage is safer than buying you out no working model ever sees the light of day Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:Each wish expends 0 wishes from the 3 wish pool instead of 1. done that wish costs three wishes tho
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I wish Amateur Saboteur had never been born.
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The Rage posted:Cross posing from the sluts thread but I wish for a slutty Jewess ________________  
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I wish you'd go away genie ,and never return. Old genie is away. But you get a new one (me) but I'm to lazy to fulfill any more wishes.
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Kajeesus posted:okay but oil companies still exist I'd argue that'd be an unfortunate and rather unlikely consequence of my gross mishandling of the results of a successful wish, not really the wish itself backfiring catastrophically and me getting owned as an ironic consequence of the manner by which the wish is fulfilled. I mean I could also just immediately get hit by a car, causing an accident that incinerates me and the book instantly, but you know what? Life happens and count no man happy until he's dead.
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LGD posted:"I wish for a book that is written in English and understandable to the average man to appear before me now, in a space unoccupied by anything beyond the normal atmosphere, that contains, in detail, the plans for and the principles behind an inherently safe, efficient, and affordable nuclear fusion reactor." 
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The Royal Scrub posted:i wish to have all the knowledge of the 100 smartest people in every field they teach at college 
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Zombiepop posted:I wish I was a creative, progressive successful rap/hiphop star, that dies of old age and not a gang related shooting. 
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See, if not irony this is the kind of immediate spite/wording loophole I was looking for Nice LGD fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Jan 22, 2015 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I wish to have the bite force of a chimpanzee chimpanzee comes and bites you this thread is gonna be rough
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Amateur Saboteur posted:i wish i had all of wolverine's super powers, and his haircut 
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I wish i could make words with my farts
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Zazamoot posted:Genie, make me a turkey sandwich please. 
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I wish for a normal-sized loaf of the most delicious, non-poisonous bread in the world to appear on the table in front of me before I consume and enjoy it at my convenience.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I wish for a giant orange head 
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i wish my next two wishes will be fullproof
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I wish people would give me whatever I asked for. Like "I would like a sandwich and a private jet, please" and they'd just give it to me. Or "please do not arrest me for that" and they'd be like "okay!"
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Applewhite posted:I wish for a normal-sized loaf of the most delicious, non-poisonous bread in the world to appear on the table in front of me before I consume and enjoy it at my convenience. 
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I wish everyone would do whatever I ask them to do. EFB
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monkey posted:I wish everyone would do whatever I ask them to do. I wished this first and I'm gonna ask you to unwish it.
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dog buttz posted:I wish people would give me whatever I asked for. Like "I would like a sandwich and a private jet, please" and they'd just give it to me. Or "please do not arrest me for that" and they'd be like "okay!" 
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I wish that the world's most delicious bread has never contained human components of any kind.
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yeah i read the thread and went out for a smoke and then replied
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Applewhite posted:I wish that the world's most delicious bread has never contained human components of any kind. too late youre in jail and cant get to your magic lamp thing :[
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Smash it Smash hit posted:too late youre in jail and cant get to your magic lamp thing :[ I jump at it when it shows up as exhibit A in court.
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Applewhite posted:I jump at it when it shows up as exhibit A in court. 
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(1st wish from this parallel reality) I wish I and all my alternate universe selves were immune to bullets. For my second wish I wish that in no universe has the most delicious bread ever contained human components of any kind
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Jan 22, 2015 18:42
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drat , using so many wishes to avoid the genie's wiles it's really a waste at that point
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maybe you just shouldn't ask wishes from hateful spirits??
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nomadologique posted:drat , using so many wishes to avoid the genie's wiles I'm using wishes to avoid wrongful imprisonment, there's a difference.
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i think yall need to embrace the horrors of the genie fallout, that's half the fun
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Applewhite posted:(1st wish from this parallel reality) I wish I and all my alternate universe selves were immune to bullets. 
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Until the end of my life I wish I can rewind the flow of space time at will for up to but not exceeding a 15 year span from the point of recall.
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I wish anime was never invented
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