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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

ReidRansom posted:

Come on, let's be honest with ourselves here. If you've made it as far as the bedroom, weird bedspread or no, your mind is only on one thing. All that's going to do is cement it as a one night stand yiff.

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I thought world leaders were prohibited from entering these pageants. The Duchess of Ontario herself participating in this kind of gaudy display is a black mark on the entire Canadian royal family.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Hey, however she chooses to remember it is none of my concern :colbert:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

RandomFerret posted:

I thought world leaders were prohibited from entering these pageants. The Duchess of Ontario herself participating in this kind of gaudy display is a black mark on the entire Canadian royal family.

The Bishop of Banff made a big show of getting up and walking out.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Mayostard posted:

What kind of hockey game would have a score that high?

Maybe they were playing Edmonton! Heyooo!

just kidding, Edmonton couldn't score 14

holttho
May 21, 2007


Looks like she actually believed them when they said, "...and no help from your parents!"

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



DrBouvenstein posted:

Miss Switzerland reeks of :effort:


The Swiss are really dedicated to neutrality.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Mayostard posted:

What kind of hockey game would have a score that high?

A really really good one.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Final Fantasy XV looking good.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Random Stranger posted:

The Swiss are really dedicated to neutrality.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


ReidRansom posted:

Come on, let's be honest with ourselves here. If you've made it as far as the bedroom, weird bedspread or no, your mind is only on one thing. All that's going to do is cement it as a one night stand.
"You" in this case is almost certainly a plush doll with a custom fuckhole.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

budgieinspector posted:



It has to be gratifying for a troll to sound so authentically stupid that stupidity-aggregating sites point and laugh at your faux stupidity in the belief that it's real.

This was the site that flipped out on @dogboner for posting a pic on Twitter of Neil DeGrasse Tyson using a laptop on the subway and calling him a nerd. I loving Love Science is awful, even its name just annoys the hell out of me. Probably 90% of the clowns following that Facebook page didn't give a rat's rear end about science a few years ago.

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Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

I read these thinking of the voice of the Empire Carpets spokesman and it just makes it even better. :allears:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

DrBouvenstein posted:

And then Miss Canada went and stole the drat show:


She has a goal stick as a scepter.

BRB, buying a ring.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

cowboythreespeech posted:

Haughty yet servile? Angry yet asexual?

Holy poo poo, the Ken M guy is Zapp Brannigan made real.

Seriously, read all his comments in Zapp's voice. It just works so well.

Rick_Hunter posted:

I read these thinking of the voice of the Empire Carpets spokesman and it just makes it even better. :allears:

This is close, but wrong. See above.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

DrBouvenstein posted:

Miss Switzerland reeks of :effort:


I think she's trying to look like Helvetia, a personification of Switzerland



Maybe you aren't allowed props and everything has to be a part of your clothing or something. So there might be some sort of logic to stapling a Swiss flag to her dress and calling it a day

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
I'm pretty surprised by how dark her skin tone is, I basically have always thought of the Swiss as Cloud Germans

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



AKA Pseudonym posted:

I think she's trying to look like Helvetia, a personification of Switzerland



Maybe you aren't allowed props and everything has to be a part of your clothing or something. So there might be some sort of logic to stapling a Swiss flag to her dress and calling it a day

The use of a serifed font on that coin bothers me more than it reasonably should.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I think she's trying to look like Helvetia, a personification of Switzerland



Maybe you aren't allowed props and everything has to be a part of your clothing or something. So there might be some sort of logic to stapling a Swiss flag to her dress and calling it a day

You can have a scepter or shield, iirc (see Miss Canada's magnificent goalie stick). My favorite was the time Miss USA dressed as a Transformer, though.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


VendaGoat posted:

She has a goal stick as a scepter.

BRB, buying a ring.

Subtle use of netting to suggest her crotch is the goal

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014

theflyingorc posted:

I'm pretty surprised by how dark her skin tone is, I basically have always thought of the Swiss as Cloud Germans

Funny joke.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Krinkle posted:

Subtle use of netting to suggest her crotch is the goal

He shoots, He scores!

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Random Stranger posted:

The use of a serifed font on that coin bothers me more than it reasonably should.

Is it Helvetica?

VVV "I swear this never happened before."

Macdeo Lurjtux has a new favorite as of 21:51 on Jan 22, 2015

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Oh no, it hit the goalpost!

Not sure where this is going.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

mng posted:

Oh no, it hit the goalpost!

Not sure where this is going.

It has to cross the crease, buddy.

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





VendaGoat posted:

It has to cross the crease, buddy.

It was disallowed when a player entered it before the puck.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


mng posted:

Oh no, it hit the goalpost!

Not sure where this is going.

Were you blocked by her cross bar? Something something penis

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
hocky pun

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

That's Puck, you Canuckle head!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

VendaGoat posted:

That's Puck, you Canuckle head!

:thurman:

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
more like punny pictures ha ha

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

mng posted:

Oh no, it hit the goalpost!

Not sure where this is going.

Make sure you get a snug fit with your helmet, otherwise injury can result.

Also don't be greedy on a 2-on-1, sometimes a pass is the best play.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Rick_Hunter posted:

I read these thinking of the voice of the Empire Carpets spokesman and it just makes it even better. :allears:

I read them and hear the voice of Ron Cadillac from the show 'Archer'.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




I think the message is lost here on me.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Somebody has a new favorite as of 04:48 on Jan 23, 2015

Lamprey Cannon
Jul 23, 2011

by exmarx

DrBouvenstein posted:

And then Miss Canada went and stole the drat show:



Miss Canada for Miss Universe, and also Empress of the Universe.

A royal feast, of the finest poutine in the land...

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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As far as the lady on the far right, it's not like people are going to be telling ladies they NEED to get abortions.

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