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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Jagchosis posted:

is there some kind of forum tag that allows communists to read words in a post that others can't see

yeah, it's called LF

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Zeitgueist
Aug 8, 2003

by Ralp

Jagchosis posted:

is there some kind of forum tag that allows communists to read words in a post that others can't see

look at this scrub that didn't lurk LF

Zeitgueist
Aug 8, 2003

by Ralp
if you don't get obscure in-jokes from a forum that was burned to the ground before you reg'd gtfo

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Great moments with King Abdullah



The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

zoux posted:

Hannibal s3 trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEaKAmAXzQ8

Watch this show guys it's amazing.

so i'm guessing alana is dead, jack is alive

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/01/22/chris_christie_diet_books_more_than_70_given_to_gov_as_gifts_because_that.html

quote:


On Thursday, NJ.com reported that New Jersey governor Chris Christie's office has been keeping track of all the presents that have been sent to Christie since he was sworn in. The records, which cover more than 1,100 gifts, are a cesspool of fat-shaming passive aggression, including “virtually every diet book, CD, DVD and weight loss kit available.” Of around 600 books, 77 pertained to dieting, exercise, or bariatric surgery. (Christie, who has long struggled with his weight, underwent the procedure in February of 2013. He has repeatedly asked people to respect his privacy in the matter.)

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Sounds like the new king is a pretty good looking fellow himself as well.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
I believe he improved state health care if his fat as survived to 90+

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Joementum posted:

“America’s lifestyle expectations are far too high and need to be adjusted so we have less things and a smaller, better existence. We need to reinvent our whole system of life.” ~ billionaire Jeff Greene at Davos today.

quote:

Greene, who flew his wife, children and two nannies on a private jet plane to Davos for the week…

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

God bless America :911:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
In which the former chair of the DNC expresses sadness at the death of a tyrannical monarch. :qq:

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
unparliamentary language 1933–1980


Blow-fly minded
Financial Frankenstein
Shrewd old bird
Fungus farmer
Pipsqueak
Stonewalling
Members hated the sight of khaki
Retardate worm
Clown of the House
Idle vapourings of a mind diseased
I would cut the honourable gentleman's throat if I had the chance
:eyepop:
Quasi-parsonical
Skite
His brains could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides
Hoey
Humbugs
Hypnotised rabbits
Bluebird
Kind of animal that gnaws holes
Trained seals
Kookaburra
Member not fit to lick the shoes of the Prime Minister
Energy of a tired snail returning home from a funeral
Member a vicious woman
Sits on his behind
Labour Party is dominated by an outside body
Shut up yourself, you great ape
Snotty nosed little boy
You are a cheap little twerp
Ridiculous mouse
Commo (allowed)
Duck shoving
Like a snail leaves a slime behind him
Scuttles for his political funk hole (allowed)
Soft-soaping (allowed)
Could go down the Mount Eden sewer and come up cleaner than he went in
Dreamed the bill up in the bath
Greasy hands
Grubby little man
Intestinal fortitude
Low style
Mealy mouthed
Slinking off to another part of the House
Frustrated warlord
John Boy
Silly old moo
Racist
Sober up
Ayatollah
Ditch the bitch
Fascist dictator
Heil Zeig
Marxist or neo-Marxist
Member for Pretoria
Merv the Swerve
Papanui Parrot
Quigley Wiggly
The Arapawa Goat

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Exclamation Marx posted:

His brains could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides
...

Energy of a tired snail returning home from a funeral

:iceburn:

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

damnit abdullah, stealing wendell ford's thunder

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Exclamation Marx posted:

unparliamentary language 1933–1980

Member for Pretoria

this is a sick burn

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Joementum posted:

In which the former chair of the DNC expresses sadness at the death of a tyrannical monarch. :qq:



i bet he's not even really that sad, what bullshit

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

PupsOfWar posted:

damnit abdullah, stealing wendell ford's thunder

aw :(

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

do 90-year-old statesmen follow the Rule of Three

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

PupsOfWar posted:

do 90-year-old statesmen follow the Rule of Three

Only when the power behind the throne changes

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

PupsOfWar posted:

damnit abdullah, stealing wendell ford's thunder

Saddest part of Ford dying is that Rand Paul made a big deal about being his successor today and being "honored to sit at his desk".

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


Joementum posted:

Saddest part of Ford dying is that Rand Paul made a big deal about being his successor today and being "honored to sit at his desk".

So he heard those words and promptly died?

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




Zeitgueist posted:

look at this scrub that didn't lurk LF

speaking of LF where did all the Al-Aqsa tags go? I haven't seen one in forever.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

VikingofRock posted:

speaking of LF where did all the Al-Aqsa tags go? I haven't seen one in forever.

the people with them all got banned, stopped posting, or got a new custom title. the file's still on the SA servers so you can buy a new title and add it yourself if you want one real bad.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Randler posted:

Why are kitchens so loving expensive? :negative:

Because you're using it as an aspirational showcase instead of a place to cook food

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


I think maybe there's still a few around. Or maybe that's just my old age. Could swear there's still at least one Red Guard around also.


PupsOfWar posted:

do 90-year-old statesmen follow the Rule of Three

How's Liz's health these days?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
I should pick up a red guard one someday, something to remember when I change avs eventually

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Joementum posted:

King Abdullah is the handsomest man on TV.



Sweet, that dude was in my dead pool

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
I know there's one of them still posting in the Attack on Titan thread. Cue joke about anime marxists here.

Sinnlos
Sep 5, 2011

Ask me about believing in magical rainbow gold

Who ever said that Canadians were polite?

-parliamentary pugilist (1875)
-a bag of wind (1878)
-inspired by forty-rod whiskey (1881)
-coming into the world by accident (1886)
-blatherskite (1890)
-the political sewer pipe from Carleton County (1917)
-lacking in intelligence (1934)
-a dim-witted saboteur (1956)
-liar (consistently from 1959 to the present)
-hypocrisy, hypocrite (from the early years through the tenure of Speaker Gilbert Parent; apparently not ruled unparliamentary by Speaker Peter Milliken)
-a trained seal (1961)
-evil genius (1962)
-Canadian Mussolini (1964)
-pompous rear end (1967)
-fuddle duddle (1971)—probably the most famous example in Canada
-pig (1977)
-jerk (1980)
-sleaze bag (1984)
-racist (1986)
-scuzzball (1988)
-girouette (French for "weathervane", Québec 2007)
-bully (2011)
-a piece of poo poo (Justin Trudeau to Peter Kent, Question period 2011)

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Hooray it's time for the Kingdom to be infused with youthful vigor and new ideas:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
gonna go buy a gallon of gas and pour it out for my low-gas price buddy Abdullah

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
in case you've missed me saying it before: :lol: that monarchy still exists

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
hey if the Spanish Habsburgs could almost survive Charles the second why not the house of saud

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Raskolnikov38 posted:

hey if the Spanish Habsburgs could almost survive Charles the second why not the house of saud

We'll see... eventually. They're still working through first generation heirs.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
I like how his dying thoughts were probably "oil is crashing, Obama's finished us, my worthless prince sons will lose their fortunes and be dragged out into the desert by angry mobs"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

SedanChair posted:

I like how his dying thoughts were probably "oil is crashing, Obama's finished us, my worthless prince sons will lose their fortunes and be dragged out into the desert by angry mobs"

A fitting end.

A shameful den of princes, though. None of them wants to use the unrest in Yemen to find allies with the downtrodden Shia and carve out some oil-rich territory?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The Senate is now voting on a motion to instruct the Sergeant at Arms to request the attendance of absent Senators.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

SedanChair posted:

Hooray it's time for the Kingdom to be infused with youthful vigor and new ideas:



how many loving brothers do these dudes have? how are they not all dead yet?

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Badger of Basra posted:

how many loving brothers do these dudes have? how are they not all dead yet?

literally hundreds

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

The Senate is now voting on a motion to instruct the Sergeant at Arms to request the attendance of absent Senators.

The motion was agreed to 89-5. A quorum is present.

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