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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:He was referring to the weird lump that lives with you and constantly plots your demise, not Toxoplasma gondii The cat?
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:He was referring to the weird lump that lives with you and constantly plots your demise, not Toxoplasma gondii
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kirbysuperstar posted:
PYF Stupid Life Hacks: Stir that bitch up
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From Buzzfeed: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/genius-hacks-every-lazy-parent-needs-to-know
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Yeti Yeti Yeti posted:From Buzzfeed: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/genius-hacks-every-lazy-parent-needs-to-know Ahaha, I came to this thread to post this exact one. "Shove your kid's food in to your dirty a/c vent!"
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Blast Fantasto posted:Ahaha, I came to this thread to post this exact one. "Shove your kid's food in to your dirty a/c vent!" It's actually good b/c exposing your offspring to a large variety of environmental mircrobiota will improve their immune system and digestion for life  It's just that most people do that by letting kids play outside in dirt instead of shoving their trash food into the money hole on your oilburner
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Blast Fantasto posted:Ahaha, I came to this thread to post this exact one. "Shove your kid's food in to your dirty a/c vent!" Not to mention, getting salt and grease all over a/c vents. My parents had this crazy lifehack of not giving us food that was gonna burn us, or if we were too whiny to wait, they'd give us a warning that something was hot and to be careful. V  V
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Angela Christine posted:If you are already blind you don't need more soap. SOAP POISONING! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktzt096mlxs
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Karma Monkey posted:if we were too whiny to wait, they'd give us a warning that something was hot and to be careful. V Oh please, you think that you could raise a kid who actually paid attention to anything you said? Pfft. What are you, some sort of parent? Don't be silly. You need to ensure their entire life is made of rounded corners and soft surfaces, so they can't remove themselves from the genepool before they can pass on your legacy.
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Lifehack: Put jagged edges, toxic chemicals and garbage everywhere on your home and let nature select the fittest children! CPS hate this trick! Then complain on E/N.
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Yeti Yeti Yeti posted:From Buzzfeed: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/genius-hacks-every-lazy-parent-needs-to-know Even at their hottest, straight out the fryer and eating one the second you're given the bag, has anyone ever burnt themselves on a McDonalds French Fry? And making your kids sandwiches in bulk and freezing them is the dumbest thing, it takes what, 30 seconds to make a PB+J?
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What is that "crunchy" in her screen name supposed to signify.
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Gestalt Intellect posted:What is that "crunchy" in her screen name supposed to signify. It is a typo. It was supposed to be 'crunky'.
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It's a slang descriptor for hippies and other granola-loving birkenstock-wearing portland-types.
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Spalec posted:And making your kids sandwiches in bulk and freezing them is the dumbest thing, it takes what, 30 seconds to make a PB+J? Not having to spend that thirty seconds making a sandwich in the morning means you have thirty extra seconds to sleep in or shower or whatever other things you'd rather be doing 
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Ignite Memories posted:It's a slang descriptor for hippies and other granola-loving birkenstock-wearing portland-types.
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Ignite Memories posted:It's a slang descriptor for hippies and other granola-loving birkenstock-wearing portland-types. Really? That is so dumb urgghhh. also granola is good and birks are comfortable and i hate these people for enjoying/wearing them.
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cowboythreespeech posted:Really? That is so dumb urgghhh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ0oFeXmUIY
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Chard posted:It's actually good b/c exposing your offspring to a large variety of environmental mircrobiota will improve their immune system and digestion for life Our Lord and Savior George Carlin, PBUH posted:When I was a little boy in New York City in the 1940's, we swam in the Hudson River and it was filled with raw sewage, okay? We swam in raw sewage! You know, to cool off. And at that time, the big fear was polio; thousands of kids died from polio every year, but you know something? In my neighborhood, no one ever got polio! No one! Ever! You know why? 'Cause we swam in raw sewage! It strengthened our immune systems! The polio never had a prayer; we were tempered in raw poo poo! So personally, I never take any special precautions against germs. I don’t shy away from people that sneeze and cough, I don’t wipe off the telephone, I don’t cover the toilet seat, and if I drop food on the floor, I pick it up and eat it! Yes I do. Even if I’m at a sidewalk café! In Calcutta! The poor section! On New Year’s morning during a soccer riot! And you know something? In spite of all that so-called risky behavior, I never get infections, I don’t get them, I don’t get colds, I don’t get flu, I don’t get headaches, I don’t get upset stomach, you know why? 'Cause I got a good strong immune system and it gets a lot of practice. Lifehack: Are you all diseased? Temper your children in raw poo poo!
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Screaming Idiot posted:Lifehack: Are you all diseased? Temper your children in raw poo poo! Ironic, considering he had three heart attacks, although that was almost certainly more alcohol and Vicodin related.
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He said infections, colds, flus, headaches, and upset stomach -- he didn't mention anything about heart attacks.
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Screaming Idiot posted:He said infections, colds, flus, headaches, and upset stomach -- he didn't mention anything about heart attacks. It's also likely a joke, but you know, goons.
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Avoid washing the dishes by boiling the bag brain! Anyone?
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Forgot to clean your sex toys? Put them all in http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/dildo-boil-house-fire-539 Get your own Vice/Jezebel story with this one weird tip!
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IThe Door Frame posted:Forgot to clean your sex toys? Put them all in I think he missread something because you do that with glass dildos, not silicone ones.
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Michaellaneous posted:I Its fine with silicone (they make stuff for use in the oven out of it) as long as you don't let all the water boil out of the pot like a retard. poo poo, that's bad do do even if its just an empty pot devoid of dildos.
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Many silicone dildos and toys are designed to be boiled for sanitation. E:f,b
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Lifehack: Make a bong out of a dildo so you can smoke your pot and smoke a dong at the same time
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I got dibs on Boiling Dildo as a band name
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blunt for century posted:I got dibs on Boiling Dildo as a band name
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Meowjesty posted:Do you use the dildo pot for other things or is it just the dildo pot? Use the dishwasher. You can do dishes, cook salmon and clean sex toys all in one fell swoop
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Meowjesty posted:Do you use the dildo pot for other things or is it just the dildo pot? I can picture someone coming over to make dinner and trying to use that pot. "No no, don't use that one! That's the dildo pot."
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The pot wouldn't become ritually unclean because it was used to boil a dildo. sheesh
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Angela Christine posted:The pot wouldn't become ritually unclean because it was used to boil a dildo. sheesh
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TetsuoTW posted:Depends on what the dildo was used for. Killing gerbils?
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Angela Christine posted:The pot wouldn't become ritually unclean because it was used to boil a dildo. sheesh Sure, it might not be unhygienic, but would you want to eat some pasta that's been boiled in that pot? I mean, I put dildos up my butt. I wouldn't want to eat any butt dildo pasta.
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Wanamingo posted:butt dildo pasta Claiming this band name
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Wanamingo posted:Sure, it might not be unhygienic, but would you want to eat some pasta that's been boiled in that pot? I mean, I put dildos up my butt. I wouldn't want to eat any butt dildo pasta. That is literally magical thinking. The dildo is unclean, and makes everything it comes into contact with unclean. The next step is making menstruating women go live in a separate hut, because menstruation is icky and what if it touches something???
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Angela Christine posted:That is literally magical thinking. The dildo is unclean, and makes everything it comes into contact with unclean. Yeah, but on the other hand, butt pasta. Butt pasta.
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