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Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip
gabbo

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Stux
Nov 17, 2006

killer instinct im gonna assume

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

How are there still people on this earth that value Metacritic ratings for anything other than a good laugh?

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Wait kojima games take themselves seriously?

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

The Shortest Path posted:

How are there still people on this earth that value Metacritic ratings for anything other than a good laugh?

It's just an average rating of all of the review scores gathered up. It's no big deal, nothing to get angry over. The best thing about Metacritic is that you have every review for a game in one spot.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

I said come in! posted:

It's just an average rating of all of the review scores gathered up. It's no big deal, nothing to get angry over. The best thing about Metacritic is that you have every review for a game in one spot.

Its also fun to look at user v. Critic reviews

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

ZenVulgarity posted:

Wait kojima games take themselves seriously?

That's for you to decide. Hideo Kojima's has never said one way or the other.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Never trust though the reviews of the masses, nor the reviews of the collected butter-side-down journalist class, nor listen thou to the hipster wailing "that popular game is garbage" of forum posters. Keepest thou to thine own gaming reviews, forsaking all others, and be pure of heart, and love thou the games that givest thou pleasure when leveling up.

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip

Bicyclops posted:

Never trust though the reviews of the masses, nor the reviews of the collected butter-side-down journalist class, nor listen thou to the hipster wailing "that popular game is garbage" of forum posters. Keepest thou to thine own gaming reviews, forsaking all others, and be pure of heart, and love thou the games that givest thou pleasure when leveling up.

what

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


Never give up. Trust your instincts.

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip

Bicyclops posted:

Never give up. Trust your instincts.

i only buy games that meet my strict metacritic requirements

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Kewpuh posted:

i only buy games that meet my strict metacritic requirements
More like meat critic, fat guy.

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip

FactsAreUseless posted:

More like meat critic, fat guy.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Kewpuh posted:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This guy is fat, and criticizes meat on the internet.

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

This guy is fat, and criticizes meat on the internet.

drat sounds like a sweet gig

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

FactsAreUseless posted:

This guy is fat, and criticizes meat on the internet.

kewpuh is not louisgod

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

VideoGames posted:

kewpuh is not louisgod

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip
in their defense party babyz had an incredible story

Stux
Nov 17, 2006


this is right tho

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011


2008 /v/ represent

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

how can the art direction be immature for a game called party babyz? if anything, they should have rated it higher.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011


FactsAreUseless posted:

This guy is fat, and criticizes meat on the internet.

Id love to know some of his favorite meats, as well as the meats that have failed to impress him.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I think Party Babyz is really where the series started to go downhill in retrospect

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip

net cafe scandal posted:

Id love to know some of his favorite meats, as well as the meats that have failed to impress him.

steak is okay but im not a huge fan. i also dont really care much for pork except for bacon or breakfast sausage. eggs own. chickens owns

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

A good meat critic is gentle but thorough with criticism, giving local restaurants a good ribbing but never becoming a butcher.

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
its wrong actually because if you add those scores up and divide by five it doesn't give the over all score

so i guess fail on multiple levels

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Kewpuh posted:

steak is okay but im not a huge fan. i also dont really care much for pork except for bacon or breakfast sausage. eggs own. chickens owns

egg isnt a loving meat........?!?!?

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

hubris.height posted:

its wrong actually because if you add those scores up and divide by five it doesn't give the over all score

so i guess fail on multiple levels

That isn't how the IGN rating system works. Jesus christ.

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip

THE PENETRATOR posted:

egg isnt a loving meat........?!?!?

the United States Department of Agriculture categorizes eggs as Meats within the Food Guide Pyramid so suck my dick the penetrator

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Kewpuh posted:

the United States Department of Agriculture categorizes eggs as Meats within the Food Guide Pyramid so suck my dick the penetrator

actually you'll find that the section is labeled "proteins"

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
well... i'm just making poo poo up, i don't actually know

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip
i found this looking for egg pyramid

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip
ahaha look at the top one

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
hes eggcited

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
oh my loving god you're all terrible

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

That God Hand review is proof that game critics have retarded brains that don't work for video games

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Kewpuh posted:

ahaha look at the top one

i think i went to school with him

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

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hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

ArfJason posted:

oh my loving god you're all terrible

wb

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