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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

bareback sex with Katy Perry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Stultus Maximus posted:

Nothing gayer than heavy iron tools.

Arguing about the best way to season and protect them is. We all know it's cooking a piece of fat-back in it before you throw in a steak, perogie or chicken thigh

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Booblord Zagats posted:

Arguing about the best way to season and protect them is. We all know it's cooking a piece of fat-back in it before you throw in a steak, perogie or chicken thigh

I'll allow it considering I'm always open to new seasoning techniques.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Oh and if you guys aren't watching the new season of Archer you should because it's fabulous. The animation got a definite bump; there was a fight scene in the second episode that was fluid and choreographed just right.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Cast iron skillets are manly as hell. You think vegan hipster dudes give a poo poo about cast ironware? No because they're too busy shopping for kale.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

holocaust bloopers posted:

Cast iron skillets are manly as hell. You think vegan hipster dudes give a poo poo about cast ironware? No because they're too busy shopping for kale.

They clearly don't, because with all this artisanal and heirloom and whatever else overpriced foodie poo poo you'd think that someone would have taken advantage and started selling old-style milled surface iron.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Stultus Maximus posted:

They clearly don't, because with all this artisanal and heirloom and whatever else overpriced foodie poo poo you'd think that someone would have taken advantage and started selling old-style milled surface iron.

They've blown their cash on mason jars and high-end ice cube molds.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Would you take a dick in the rear end if you could tag Katy Perry raw dog at the same time?

Not sure if n4i should be included in this survey.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


holocaust bloopers posted:

Cast iron skillets are manly as hell. You think vegan hipster dudes give a poo poo about cast ironware? No because they're too busy shopping for kale.

To be fair. Kale in your salad with the steak and potatoes is pretty fuckin pro.

Cole posted:

Would you take a dick in the rear end if you could tag Katy Perry raw dog at the same time?

Not sure if n4i should be included in this survey.

I thought N4I was a pitcher?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Cole posted:

Would you take a dick in the rear end if you could tag Katy Perry raw dog at the same time?

Not sure if n4i should be included in this survey.

The stakes are roughly equal for him.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
If you have the means and money to own a smoker, but don't, what are you even doing with your life.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Duzzy Funlop posted:

If you have the means and money to own a smoker, but don't, what are you even doing with your life.

I'm trying to talk a friend who has more money and a bigger yard into building his own smokehouse.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
cast iron skillets are fuckin cool cuz you could easily beat someone to death with em :gibs:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cole posted:

Would you season a cast iron skillet if you could tag Katy Perry raw dog at the same time?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Now we are just negotiating terms.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I'd season the gently caress out of her skillet


If you know what I mean


It means Im blowing a load in/on her

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

pssh

I'd take power back there to get some KP action

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Einstein's 4th law of thermodynamics is impossibility of gayness (in the pejorative, not sexual, sense) with regard to any space or time aspect of an object that has placed a load on/in Katy Perry, so the wager is moot

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

pssh

I'd take power back there to get some KP action

careful what you wish for



or is rip holdover the only place in the army that still does kitchen patrol?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
poo poo that's what KP stands for? I never knew or cared to find out.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Everytime I see my grandpa he asks if I did any "KP" in the Marines.

He was an Army cook in Korea :3:

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
I hope you remind him that he is a loving pog.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I legit did KP in boot camp. Got a bunch of pop-tarts that day.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Is it just infantry dudes that do KP along with the spoons? I never saw anyone else doing it. Or is there usually just too many of them with nothing to do?

Stanley Goodspeed
Dec 26, 2005
What, the feet thing?



Slim Pickens posted:

or is rip holdover the only place in the army that still does kitchen patrol?

I remember one of the times having to work at that God forsaken chow hall and their giant industrial garbage disposal hosed up somehow and was leaking mechanically chewed food onto the front lawn along with who knows what else. We had to build a sandbag wall around a drainage thing (I don't know plumbing) as this human sized turd of rejected DFAC food just slowly poo poo itself out of the earth all over their lawn.

gently caress RIP.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

I hope you remind him that he is a loving pog.

im willing to bet grampy vermis saw more combat than you tho

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

im willing to bet grampy vermis saw more combat than you tho

grampy vermis probably saw more combat that present day vermis

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

not caring here posted:

Is it just infantry dudes that do KP along with the spoons? I never saw anyone else doing it. Or is there usually just too many of them with nothing to do?

Pretty much every enlisted dude in the Navy does galley cranking for some amount of time.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Bolow posted:

grampy vermis probably saw more combat that present day vermis

If I'm not posting about being a film school human being I'm probably posting about how nobody in Iraq or Afghanistan had the stones to throw down against ECHO TREE VICTOR so I think you might be right!

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Bragging about the size of your combat-penis is loving stupid.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Cole posted:

Bragging about the size of your combat-penis is loving stupid.

Unless you're actually talking about penis fencing.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Stultus Maximus posted:

Unless you're actually talking about penis fencing.
That's for pencil dicks. Real men do penis wrestling.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Spicy Guacamole posted:

That's for pencil dicks. Real men do penis wrestling.
Penis wrasslin'

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Spicy Guacamole posted:

That's for pencil dicks. Real men do penis wrestling.

Gives a whole new meaning to "The Brown Bomber"

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Can thread title now be "bareback sex with Katy Perry" because that's one small step towards my dream

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Zeris posted:

Can thread title now be "bareback sex with Katy Perry" because that's one small step towards my dream

sure

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Good moderating itt.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Now the question is, would you give up sex for the rest of your life with just one go with Katy Perry dressed up in that outfit?

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