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Speaking of clearances, what kind of paperwork should you have to show that you already have one?
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Speaking of clearances, what kind of paperwork should you have to show that you already have one? Anyone who needs to know if you have a clearance has the ability to check your clearance, investigation dates, etc.
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Jan 23, 2015 15:42
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Fart Sandwiches posted:To make money as a programmer you get a clearance and get into contracting with the big boys like lockmart, raytheon, etc. Actually the highest paying programmer jobs aren't in gub'ment contracts any more. They're with Bay Area networking firms, ISPs at major combine centers (San Diego, San Fran, Atlanta, etc) and select banking firms at the moment. SOurce: Programmer neighbor who is leaving his 90K/yr job with Raytheon to go plink code in San Fran for 225K/yr
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Jan 23, 2015 16:07
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Speaking of clearances, what kind of paperwork should you have to show that you already have one? I got a printout of my JPAS info on my way out, but any agency that requires a clearance will run their own search. This was more so I could reference the dates.
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Jan 23, 2015 16:16
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Ah, JPAS was what I was thinking of, but this kind of slipped my mind.  Zeris posted:Anyone who needs to know if you have a clearance has the ability to check your clearance, investigation dates, etc.
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Jan 23, 2015 16:20
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Pooping on company time is the best. Source: pooping at work right now
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Jan 23, 2015 17:30
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holocaust bloopers posted:Pooping on company time is the best. this man is livin right
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Jan 23, 2015 19:17
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Booblord Zagats posted:Actually the highest paying programmer jobs aren't in gub'ment contracts any more. They're with Bay Area networking firms, ISPs at major combine centers (San Diego, San Fran, Atlanta, etc) and select banking firms at the moment. SOurce: Programmer neighbor who is leaving his 90K/yr job with Raytheon to go plink code in San Fran for 225K/yr Brb moving to California. If I can't pass my poly and maintain clearance I have friends out there that can put me in touch with people.
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Jan 23, 2015 19:27
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This office is cool because there's always free food in the break rooms or I've just been snacking away at somebody's lunch.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:00
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So I was doing stuff to a shelf above my toilet and it fell (improperly secured because I'm lazy, it is now anchored well) on my toilet and broke the tank lid. Apparently it's ducking impossible to get a replacement lid. You either get a new tank or a whole new toilet. Doesn't help that the brand is some no name defunct company out of Colombia. Looks like it's time to get that golf ball toilet.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:05
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get this shitter if you wanna live right
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Jan 23, 2015 20:23
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does it suck my poo poo down the pipe faster and harder than a fat chick sucking dick? if not i don't care.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:25
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Mike-o posted:does it suck my poo poo down the pipe faster and harder than a fat chick sucking dick? if not i don't care. gently caress yes. i leave huge turds in the bowl and they fuckin disappear likety split when i hit that lever
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Jan 23, 2015 20:27
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sold When I read negative reviews I wonder what kind of monster dumps these people are slamming down that pipe
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Jan 23, 2015 21:14
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You know there are seriously passionate toilet engineers out there. To them, this is their art.
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Jan 23, 2015 21:20
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Poo engineering is art. Those guys work tirelessly so we can poo poo in peace and comfort without going outside and squatting over a hole.
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Jan 23, 2015 21:24
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Someone post the vid of that megatoilet that can flush anything
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Jan 23, 2015 23:15
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Zeris posted:Someone post the vid of that megatoilet that can flush anything  http://i.imgur.com/atyL72g.jpg Zeris' mom
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Jan 23, 2015 23:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt5kXFKhbIQ
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Jan 23, 2015 23:20
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Spicy Guacamole posted:
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Jan 23, 2015 23:50
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I'm getting into reloading as a hobby. I doubt I'll really shoot that much more, but I just like stroking the ram.
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Jan 23, 2015 23:50
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knights of badassdom was pretty rad
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Jan 24, 2015 11:08
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The VA sent me two appointment dates: one for the general physical and the other for audiology. What am I in store for?
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Jan 25, 2015 01:18
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Can I get GI Bill to fund a two week study abroad? I'd like to do this trip but don't feel like being on the hook for 4K.
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Jan 25, 2015 01:29
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holocaust bloopers posted:The VA sent me two appointment dates: one for the general physical and the other for audiology. What am I in store for? basically what it sounds like.....you'll meet with your GP doctor and get the usual physical, blood work, ask you whats wrong, etc (also expect a drug test).....then probably a hearing test for audiology unless you have some specific issues. also expect them to screw up a ton and be idiots and then you get mad enough to just say gently caress this and leave forever and pay for your own health care because holy poo poo the va is awful the end
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Jan 25, 2015 02:10
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That sounds about right. They'll ask you a bunch of questions about what is in your records, then you can tell them about anything else, they'll have a look, and answer this big pile of a questionnaire that gets sent along to the raters with the rest of your poo poo. Audiology is just a given thing, they test your hearing, ask you if you have tinnitus. It's way better than the normal army test, I always thought my hearing was okay, but after I got my head smashed in, the civilian audiologist is like "oh, yeah, you've lost about 20% in your left ear, and you've got a pressure differential (or something), you had a TBI incident before?" loving army audiology.
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Jan 25, 2015 03:49
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justice4trayvawn posted:basically what it sounds like.....you'll meet with your GP doctor and get the usual physical, blood work, ask you whats wrong, etc (also expect a drug test).... Haha. If you think the VA gives a gently caress about drug testing you are hilariously mistaken. They might check your lab work for it but often they don't even bother and just run the usual range of poo poo (cholesterol, a1c, etc). Seriously, the VA doesn't give a poo poo. There was some bill a month or two back introduced to allow VA docs to recommend weed (that crashed and burned) for whatever reason. They have better things to do than pretend you're on unemployment in Florida.
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Jan 25, 2015 14:25
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:Haha. If you think the VA gives a gently caress about drug testing you are hilariously mistaken. They might check your lab work for it but often they don't even bother and just run the usual range of poo poo (cholesterol, a1c, etc). The main reason I dumped my first primary care provider is that she'd do ignorant poo poo like google marijuana use, in front of me / during an appointment, to feed a lecture about why smoking pot is bad - when I had asked her to look at some other stuff I had going on. She knew about the pot from reading my mental health records. I am glad you can fire your doctor/NP.
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Jan 25, 2015 14:34
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Yeah VA not only doesn't give a gently caress if you toke up, worst case is they won't give you narcotics. That's the most power your physicians at the VA have over you and weed. And you prolly don't need to mix the fentanyl patches they'll give you for stubbing your testicles and sour diesel anyway. Won't kill you I guess but that seems stupid to do either way. Some of those narcotics these docs Rx at the VA are strong poo poo, and I'd be scared as gently caress mixing strong medical grade green with any of those medications. Which is why I don't take as many pills now.  Besides your VA doc is trying to kill you, the last VA doc alive when the last Vet dies gets to collect our C&P payments. It's the retirement plan they sign in blood and Pashto when joining the VA in its jihad on the American Veteran at large. 
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Zeris posted:The main reason I dumped my first primary care provider is that she'd do ignorant poo poo like google marijuana use, in front of me / during an appointment, to feed a lecture about why smoking pot is bad - when I had asked her to look at some other stuff I had going on. She knew about the pot from reading my mental health records. I am glad you can fire your doctor/NP. I may have mentioned before I know someone that works at the VA as an NP. Fairly sure this is how they know anything about pot, aside from their gently caress up kids. A lot of the VA psych folks I have encountered told me they care more about alcohol because we vets are dumb drunks or whatever. Obviously relying on it for day to day function isn't great, but better to be baked on the couch than drunk driving home from the vfw hall on dollar beer night (ie. every night).
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Jan 25, 2015 15:40
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Every time I see my VA shrink they ask me if I want to get a regular doctor too. Every time I tell them no I don't want Hep C.
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Jan 25, 2015 15:47
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Well, at least if the VA infects you, they're stuck compensating you for it. Then you can gently caress all the cheap whores in the world bareback if you want. Gotta go out somehow.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:I may have mentioned before I know someone that works at the VA as an NP. Fairly sure this is how they know anything about pot, aside from their gently caress up kids. A lot of the VA psych folks I have encountered told me they care more about alcohol because we vets are dumb drunks or whatever. Obviously relying on it for day to day function isn't great, but better to be baked on the couch than drunk driving home from the vfw hall on dollar beer night (ie. every night). Is she at the Syracuse VA and asks vets if they've killed anyone during their physical exam intake?
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Nope. Out west in a poo poo hole town in the desert. Her son kinda hosed up her look at weed by going full worthless in a variety of hilariously terrible life decisions that were completely unrelated to his occasion joint.
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Jan 25, 2015 16:18
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There are a lot of good reasons to recommend against habitual marijuana use but your inability to raise a child isn't one of them yep. I can only feel dumb and laugh at myself for not walking out when she told me my problems were the same as what WebMD said (about pot) and therefore I should shut up.
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Jan 25, 2015 16:33
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Fellas: I'm auditioning for a school theater group tonight. They require a two-minute monologue for the audition. I'm using a cut-down version of the Honeyboy Bradley rear end-book-tearing story. 
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Jan 25, 2015 22:18
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Deathy McDeath posted:Fellas: Please record it. Your readings of lovely goon posts were the best. Try to get audience reaction in there too.
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Jan 25, 2015 22:23
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Probably won't be able to do that
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Jan 25, 2015 22:40
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Deathy McDeath posted:Probably won't be able to do that Called a phone you douche.
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e: forgot you can't convince dumb people they're dumb lol
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