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Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

blunt for century posted:

Colossus Cat is also Fascinating Cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD6vpheUoPE

They keep wondering why it's so much bigger than a lion or a tiger, and while I don't know much about genetics, my theory is that a hybrid between the two might more resemble their common ancestor more than the individual parents, but I might be talking out of my rear end. No matter what, they're super cool

Tigons (male tiger, female lion) go the opposite way and are smaller than both parents. Ligers and Tigons have all sorts of health problems.

The biggest non-freak cat ever was the pants-soilingly badass Smilodon populator, which was not only built like a brick shithouse, but had 11-inch long canine teeth:



Cat terrifying

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Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Just a reminder that foxes are weapons-grade adorable:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0kO_e7JnSk

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.

These are my two little fuzzbutts:

Smokey, who will break your knees with his stick:



And Dexter, who is a giant fatass:

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

Aquatic Giraffe posted:

These are my two little fuzzbutts:

Smokey, who will break your knees with his stick:


This picture makes me think Splinter, but as a Chinchilla.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

I like rodents of all shapes and sizes but mostly the big ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmPTD5pFJ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Px4u_6gLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZRNkXNreCw
(Less like a fight and more like a couple attempts at playing that the beaver wasn't down with)

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

I'm not usually much for ribbons on kitties, but it really makes this one. :3:

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Squirrel Chat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1jYIu84WeY

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

Nordick posted:

Just a reminder that foxes are weapons-grade adorable:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0kO_e7JnSk

A fox is just the dog version of a cat, I think.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I like smaller rodents






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A07gDVLe14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jo_EG7XqZQ

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

TaurusTorus posted:

I have had the worst loving day. Please give me cute bird pictures.

blunt for century posted:

Paging LITERALLY A BIRD...

birb dump incoming

this is Amadeus, he likes to cuddle







and get scritches





and help me play video games







and sometimes clean up my kitchen.



he's not afraid of dangling off of things





but thunderstorms are p scary.



in my unbiased opinion, he is awfully cute. :3:

Geolicious
Oct 21, 2003

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.
Lipstick Apathy
Holy moses, I wanna snuggle with dat birdie.

NyxBiker
Sep 24, 2014
Holy cow, so many cute pets in here, that bird is faboulous I love it, you can see from the eyes how he's happy!
Beat this though:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


I didn't know this was a pizza topping.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
Hi thread, my self-esteem is poo poo today and I feel like I'm undateable. On top of that, I seem to fall in love with guys just because they are nice to me, which everyone knows is awful. I'm also physically disabled, so I think no guy will ever love me. :qq: :emo:

Can someone please post some dachshunds?

SavageGentleman
Feb 28, 2010

When she finds love may it always stay true.
This I beg for the second wish I made too.

Fallen Rib
Pickelhaubendackel to the rescue! Best regards from Germany! :)


(someone's avatar on SA a few years ago, cannot remember the usernname atm)

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I0fwedAKjs

thetechnoloser
Feb 11, 2003

Say hello to post-apocalyptic fun!
Grimey Drawer

Violet_Sky posted:

Can someone please post some dachshunds?

Hope this helps. Best of luck to you.



Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Bismuth posted:

I like smaller rodents



Ahh it's hair is so cute!

Buggiezor
Jun 6, 2011

For I am a cat, you see.
Here's my parent's dachshund Gypsy. She's definitely a diva.











She has a friend named Bentley


Dove from Above
Apr 16, 2007

Snowy! Have you thought about psittacosis?
I think my little nephew Ben is photogenic.



Also he's four months old today. You wouldn't think he was born a premature runt!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Malachite_Dragon posted:


I'm not usually much for ribbons on kitties, but it really makes this one. :3:

"You will die for this grave insult" :catstare:


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

in my unbiased opinion, he is awfully cute. :3:



Out of curiosity, how hard is it to get him to hold those anyway?

Also; can I have more Chinchilla pics? :ohdear:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Out of curiosity, how hard is it to get him to hold those anyway?

At first I just harassed him with it until he grabbed it from me in annoyance. Now he's figured out the sooner he holds the post-it the sooner I get out of his face so he just takes it from me :v:

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Also; can I have more Chinchilla pics? :ohdear:

Dex has an alcohol problem


Chinchillin in the fridge (I opened it to get a drink when they were out in my kitchen and the both hopped inside)


"You have disturbed my nap"



And then I got tired of working on a final in college and did this instead

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Aquatic Giraffe posted:

"You have disturbed my nap"


You wouldn't think a Chinchilla could look furious, but there you are.

Alternatively; Smokey, are you pondering what I'm pondering? :manning:

Neddy Seagoon has a new favorite as of 03:07 on Jan 25, 2015

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

You wouldn't think a Chinchilla could look furious, but there you are.

Alternatively; Smokey, are you pondering what I'm pondering? :manning:

Dexter is the most judgmental creature I've ever had. Smokey doesn't really care about people but Dex will judge you mercilessly. When I was in college his cage was in my bedroom and he made boyfriends uncomfortable on several occasions with his super judgmental stare. You had to walk past his cage to get to my bathroom and he'd slowly pivot and follow them with his judgmental gaze.

View from my bed in my college apartment. JUDGING.


Turn the light off. STILL JUDGING.


Verdict: does not approve.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
Chinchilla's look so fuzzy. :3:

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Violet_Sky posted:

Chinchilla's look so fuzzy. :3:

They are scientifically the fuzziest.

Don't look up stuff about their fur though cause that'll give you information on their fur trade and that'll depress you. :ohdear:

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.

1stGear posted:

They are scientifically the fuzziest.

Don't look up stuff about their fur though cause that'll give you information on their fur trade and that'll depress you. :ohdear:

I was in a Saks Fifth Avenue one time and started idly petting the fur coats and was like "hm this feels familia----AAAGH :stonk:"

On a less terrible note, they can't get fleas because their hair is so dense the fleas suffocate.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

1stGear posted:

They are scientifically the fuzziest.

Don't look up stuff about their fur though cause that'll give you information on their fur trade and that'll depress you. :ohdear:

They clean their fur in a dust bath, and it's pretty great.

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...



Just keep walkin'. You didn't see nothin'.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

IMJack posted:

Some cute giants:

ellie the beep
Jun 15, 2007

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

Safari Disco Lion posted:



THEY'RE SO ROUND. :swoon:

Best guess for this image: tiger chubs



Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

casual poster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC3AkGSigrA
Dolphins and Whales playing! (the video is actually just pictures and is somehwhat uneventful, but still pretty neat)

I could have sworn there were a bunch of videos showing this, but now I can't find a single one with any decent footage.


Still, it s not just dolphins that whales like to balance on their nose, but sometimes kayakers too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9xrvsmJhjo

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Croisquessein posted:

I often wonder if animals find other animals cute like we do. Like, this makes me think whales see dolphins as little whales and go "awwwww" and want to play with them.

As far as I understand it, science has determined that "cute factor" in babies encourages nurturing from the parents, so yes, in essence, this is probably a little true. They theorize based on fossils that many dinosaur species recognized "cute" as well, and took care of their young :3: Also, I've heard that llamas can't tell that goats aren't baby llamas, and constantly keep protecting them.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Choco1980 posted:

As far as I understand it, science has determined that "cute factor" in babies encourages nurturing from the parents, so yes, in essence, this is probably a little true. They theorize based on fossils that many dinosaur species recognized "cute" as well, and took care of their young :3: Also, I've heard that llamas can't tell that goats aren't baby llamas, and constantly keep protecting them.

I remember one of the dinosaur shows I watched as a kid had a segment on Maiasaur, which means "mother lizard", named because they nested in groups and hung out raising the babies together.



Dawwww

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


Hello tiny human. I will protect you.

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
This looks like a very patient husky. Also like a very fluffy cozy husky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHPuQnz9Ogw

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