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Manuel Calavera posted:Compu-Toon This is strangely lucid and almost funny for Boyce.
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Welp, I went to do a catch up post on some comics last night and found out my Comics Kingdom subscription ran out!  So I guess that means that my comics are on hiatus until I get paid, in about a week or so. Except for Luann. Luann is eternal:  Kid, you came home from Peru with the specific purpose of preventing her from having a romantic relationship with anybody but you. Your mom can call you whatever the hell she wants.
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Aardmania posted:
Oh poo poo. 
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Gunther is a complete poo poo and everything he does is wildly inconsistent save for its egocentrism. Terrible writing or an incredibly accurate portrayal of someone in their late teens? Who am I kidding, it's the first one.
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His inability to deal with his overwhelming Oedipus complex is leading him towards a complete nervous breakdown.
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Lucky for all of you that I am a scrounger, and the only thing that disrupts things like Pogo is an occasional failure of willpower. (January 26, 1957) Peanuts: Year Two (March 2, 1952)  Super-Fun-Pak Comix 
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:This is strangely lucid and almost funny for Boyce. He has a strange pattern to his 'jokes'. About once a week, he'll write something absolutely impenetrably bizarre or blatantly incorrect/misspelled, and then the next week he'll write something completely sensible, and if not funny, then understandable. Clearly, Compu-toon is actually a medical thesis on stroke victims rather than an actual comic.
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Julet Esqu posted:Welp, I went to do a catch up post on some comics last night and found out my Comics Kingdom subscription ran out! GOD, Mom!! Weren't you listening?? I drank a daddy soda and rode the bus with Stranger Grandma! I'm a MAN now!!
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Six Chix Zippy the Pinhead  Nancy  Arlo and Janis  Andertoons  Lost Side of Suburbia   Dick Tracy  Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz 
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Unless the guy, you know, looked inside the loving car and saw which side the goddamn steering wheel was on GO SLEEP IT OFF INSPECTOR DANGER
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Howard Beale posted:Unless the guy, you know, looked inside the loving car and saw which side the goddamn steering wheel was on GO SLEEP IT OFF INSPECTOR DANGER Inspector Dangerous to the general public
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Have any of the Inspector Danger stories ever used as their "solution" evidence that would actually stand up in court? "You see, your honor, the accused pointed at the right side of the car when referring to the passenger seat, but I imagine that a person from Japan would have pointed at the left side! This proves that he murdered his brother for the life insurance money. I rest my case!!" Also, what happened to Stephan Pastis? I remember Pearls Before Swine being funny years ago, but not a single one of the recent ones has even made me smile. This is a joke? It's not even entertainingly bizarre like Compu-Toon, or infuriatingly awful like Chickweed. It just...exists.
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:GOD, Mom!! Weren't you listening?? I drank a daddy soda and rode the bus with Stranger Grandma! I'm a MAN now!! Wow, Gunther! A lot happened to you two in Peru! Whichever Evans wrote this line can go gently caress themselves.
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It's called the Common Core and it's already teaching kids to be Selfish Assholes
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EasyEW posted:Out Our Way never said a cowboy's life was an easy life. (July 2-3, 1926) Heh, just wait until they realise that they'll have to wait for five years before Nevada legalizes casinos.
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Dustin And those cup sizes... the "tall" isn't very tall at all! On the Fastrack  Personally I trust our future Skynet overlords over fellow humans. Slylock Fox  Slick Smitty should question the beaver's manhood for taking all morning to gnaw down one measly tree. Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog  Nice face in the final panel Bleeker. Heaven's Love Thrift Shop  It looks like everyone is just going to watch Dag eat the whole cake by himself.
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Kennel posted:Heh, just wait until they realise that they'll have to wait for five years before Nevada legalizes casinos. They're still talking about the Las Vegas in New Mexico (for the Cowboy Reunion rodeo), and I'm just as disappointed about it as you probably are right now. Anyway, I just couldn't wait for morning to spring The Last Leg Of The Majestic Dick Tracy-Funky Winkerbean Crossover on you. Go out and purchase a hat for this occasion, because you're going to want to hold on to it right now.  She's never looked more like her husband in drag than in that last panel, but what the hell is that parting shot even supposed to mean? Classic Popeye Sunday, in which Olive greases the wrong wheels. (c. 1940)  Pogo (January 17, 1971)  Out Our Way (July 5-6, 1926)   The lighter side of maiming yourself for life! Peanuts will be with you later. There is no need to panic.
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Emmy Lou Mandrake the Magician  The Phantom   Sunday Rip Haywire hasn't uploaded yet. Classic Prince Valiant  
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Wanamingo posted:Nancy 
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Sagebrush posted:Have any of the Inspector Danger stories ever used as their "solution" evidence that would actually stand up in court? "You see, your honor, the accused pointed at the right side of the car when referring to the passenger seat, but I imagine that a person from Japan would have pointed at the left side! This proves that he murdered his brother for the life insurance money. I rest my case!!"  tough questioning and confess.
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We've missed you, AxeManiac.  Tina's Groove  Family Circus  Rose is Rose  One Big Happy  Mother Goose & Grimm  Foob  Compu-Toon  Bizarro  Dilbert  Foxtrot 
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Midnight Moth posted:On the Fastrack
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Manuel Calavera posted:Bizarro  Easy solution to the mittens problem: buy the same colour every year. Parenting hack!
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Tiggum posted:I can't wait till cars drive themselves and humans are banned from driving. Safety, convenience, and it will really annoy the sort of people who think they're the best driver in the world. Isn't this the backstory to Red Barchetta?
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GorfZaplen posted:Emmy Lou Because Emmy-Lou's 'slam down the phone' gesture is drawn so undynamically, for a moment I perceived the "BANG!" as "Emmy-Lou is arguing with Alvin over the phone, and then Alvin shoots himself".
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As promised, everything else! Peanuts (January 28, 1968)  Meanwhile, in Peanuts: Year Two, it's March 3, 1952, and the balance of power shifts irreparably in the space of four panels. (March 3-5, 1952)    You can blame any number of things on what happened to the strip after Lucy came in, but Super-Fun-Pak Comix knows the real score. 
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EasyEW posted:Peanuts: Year Two Okay, I cannot be the only person who saw this: 
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So, since everyone is an animal in this world, hit and runs are apparently The Way Things Are and no one gets punished for committing them. 
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 If I hadn't read the dialogue, I wouldn't have known that was a mango. More Brookemaws from the comic book world:  
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Cul-de-sac wherein Richard Thompson shows he is a true master of the weird and wonderful. Heathcliff SHORYUKEN 
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Piranha Club  Dick Tracy   Judge Parker   9 Chickweed Lane  I wouldn't count on it, Martine. If that person is one of Brooke's characters, they are guaranteed to be cringeworthy. Pibgorn  I would have thought that a giant dungheap would have looked a little more dungy.
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The Dinette Set forgot their sleep aids. Working Daze fails to mention why a co-worker would be trying to log onto someone else's computer. 
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GorfZaplen posted:Emmy Lou I have to ask because the Emmy Lou site is a jumbled mess: Did she really say "the personality of a retarded field mouse" or is this an edit?
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