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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Palin might run if she thinks that it's going to be good for her long-term career of living off of old suckers. She made similar noises back in 2012, and even threw up a website and painted a bus, but it was basically just another way for her to grift a shitload of cash and she dropped out before Iowa.

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Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
My buddy works for Marco Rubio n says hes seriously considering running. Like needs to be convinced not to or he will

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Waroduce posted:

My buddy works for Marco Rubio n says hes seriously considering running. Like needs to be convinced not to or he will

Him and about 16 other people.

2016 primaries are shaping up to be 2012 Primaries: The Sequel. Which makes me happy because the 2012 primaries were such a delightful trainwreck.

Remember when :newt: was a shoe-in?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Waroduce posted:

My buddy works for Marco Rubio n says hes seriously considering running. Like needs to be convinced not to or he will

If Rubio becomes president I'm moving down to Brazil to smuggle weed with a homie of mine.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
lol if you think big red isn't going to win in some capacity

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i just want biden to go 'gently caress yeah i'm running' then peel out in his trans-am

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I give Hillary a better than even chance of getting the big chair. She has a fairly clear primary field and doesn't have to slobber the knob of right-wing farmers in order to get her party's nod. But if she strokes out or something the dems are screwed.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

diamond joe biden deserves better

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014
joe biden is actually a shitface idiot, OPs

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

justice4trayvawn posted:

joe biden is actually a shitface idiot, OPs

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

I don't think the economy is good enough to elect a republican. People need to feel secure to vote tiny flags and tax cuts.

Edit: or correspondingly, scared shitless of a foreign threat.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

justice4trayvawn posted:

joe biden is actually a shitface idiot, OPs

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Sorry Moker, twitch reflex.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOrWrh9xqM

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Best Friends posted:

I don't think the economy is good enough to elect a republican. People need to feel secure to vote tiny flags and tax cuts.

Edit: or correspondingly, scared shitless of a foreign threat.

Economic voting tends to follow the idea that 'if the voter's perception of the economy is bad, voters punish incumbents'. According to the Washington Post(I don't know if that is the bad rethuglikkkan newspaper or the good democrat newspaper and dont care), voters perceive the economy as improving.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

justice4trayvawn posted:

joe biden is actually a shitface idiot, OPs

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agreed, heres exhibit a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIuk3G9Xixc

gently caress calling him diamond joe

2 blasts biden

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
I think the moral of the story is that career politicians are idiot retard scumbags.

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

lightpole posted:

"Haruna Yukawa, 42, was seized by militants in August after going to Syria to set up a private military contracting company, according to reports.

Kenji Goto, 47, is a well-known freelance journalist and documentary film-maker who went to Syria in October, reportedly to try to get Mr Yukawa released."

I was wondering what they were doing there.

"Set up a private military contracting company" is a nice way of saying he was a mentally unstable suicidal airsofter who decided to be a war tourist.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

LimburgLimbo posted:

"Set up a private military contracting company" is a nice way of saying he was a mentally unstable suicidal airsofter who decided to be a war tourist.

Caro... :smith:

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Sorry Moker, twitch reflex.

:lol:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

agreed, heres exhibit a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIuk3G9Xixc

gently caress calling him diamond joe

2 blasts biden

biden loving owns

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

agreed, heres exhibit a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIuk3G9Xixc

gently caress calling him diamond joe

2 blasts biden

God Bless This Man

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I bet that's what his wife calls him.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

They should just let Michelle Obama run. Double whammy with the female minority thing.

She's roughly as qualified as her husband was.

Edit: Ok, so if this whole "boned underage sex slaves" things pans out for Bill, what does that do to Hillary's campaign?

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
That video clip got 1000x funnier after someone did a drive-by on Biden's house.

Also lol, I didn't realize Bill was being potentially implicated in that whole Epstein thing. That's pretty funny.

\/ Google "Bill Clinton Jeffrey Epstein"...same scandal that Prince Andrew got caught up in. The Clinton piece is new to me, so far the only "reputable" news source I've seen it in is Fox (others include Daily Mail, Russia Today, and Gawker), but it sounds like there's at least evidence that Clinton made regular use of Epstein's plane, which really shouldn't surprise anyone since Epstein was a pretty notable Dem donor. And that's really what's at issue here with most of the people involved...it's not that they were loving 15 year olds, it's that they were close enough to Epstein that it's entirely possible they knew he was loving 15 year olds and that they subsequently chose to not do anything about it. \/

iyaayas01 fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Jan 25, 2015

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Godholio posted:

She's roughly as qualified as her husband was.

Edit: Ok, so if this whole "boned underage sex slaves" things pans out for Bill, what does that do to Hillary's campaign?



wait what

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

agreed, heres exhibit a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIuk3G9Xixc

gently caress calling him diamond joe

2 blasts biden

that interviewer has such a bitch voice

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Godholio posted:

She's roughly as qualified as her husband was.

Edit: Ok, so if this whole "boned underage sex slaves" things pans out for Bill, what does that do to Hillary's campaign?

You're somehow confusing Bill Clinton with Rush Limbaugh.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
No, he's just Fred Savage in disguise. IYAAYAS explained it pretty well. It gets regular mention out here since the lead guy in the investigation is a local.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Godholio posted:

No, he's just Fred Savage in disguise. IYAAYAS explained it pretty well. It gets regular mention out here since the lead guy in the investigation is a local.

Wait, that Mormon Utah AG who went undercover with a bunch of drug cartel dudes to help free sex slaves because he at least spoke passable Spanish or something is involved with the investigation??

loving lol this keeps getting better and better

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Two Finger posted:

i just want biden to go 'gently caress yeah i'm running' then peel out in his trans-am

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Two Finger posted:

i just want biden to go 'gently caress yeah i'm running' then peel out in his trans-am

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
Speaking of Diamond Joe...

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


:allears:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

god i love the onion biden articles

quote:

WASHINGTON—Instructing workers to be on the lookout for a pretty huge package labeled “Fragile,” Vice President Joe Biden visited the White House mailroom Friday to check for the arrival of a grow light he’d had delivered under a fake name, multiple sources reported. “You guys know if any boxes arrived for a Robert Marley?” Biden reportedly asked in a low tone of voice, noting that the parcel would be shipped from a company called Photonics, Inc. in Vancouver, and that maybe his buddy Chip who works nights had already set it aside. “Long story, but I had a little mishap with my rig a few weeks ago and some of the guys on the Plantazoid forums said this thing is the poo poo.” At press time, the vice president was seen furtively slipping into the Lincoln Bedroom closet with a load of tinfoil he had taken from the White House kitchen.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

iyaayas01 posted:

Wait, that Mormon Utah AG who went undercover with a bunch of drug cartel dudes to help free sex slaves because he at least spoke passable Spanish or something is involved with the investigation??

loving lol this keeps getting better and better

That would be awesome, but no. It's a law prof at the University of Utah. Here's a mess of an article in this mess of a lawsuit: http://gawker.com/flight-logs-put-clinton-dershowitz-on-pedophile-billio-1681039971

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Godholio posted:

That would be awesome, but no. It's a law prof at the University of Utah. Here's a mess of an article in this mess of a lawsuit: http://gawker.com/flight-logs-put-clinton-dershowitz-on-pedophile-billio-1681039971

:lol: drat near 70 and Bill's still flying around in corporate jets getting sneaky handjobs from porn stars.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

biden is furious he was never invited on the blowjob plane

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

god i love the onion biden articles

I would commit all of the voter fraud to see the Onion's Joe Biden elected president, then immediately pledge my life to a campaign aimed at reversing presidential term limits.

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

biden is furious he was never invited on the blowjob plane

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