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Not to derail the annoyance at the "Look at how wacky we are!" concept here since it is well deserved, can we talk about how terrible the posters are? I had trouble identifying what the first poster even was, let alone how the gremlin from that Twilight Zone episode got inside the plane. And what kind of quote/tagline is "Kill all enemies". Yeah, people are going to be referencing that all the time. And then there's the "What the frog" poster. I'm not going to say that you can't make a fun and funny movie starting from this premise, but step one would be to be funny and these people clearly aren't...
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Flying Nazi Sharks, huh? Oh dear, my sides have split somehow. To rebut:  Now THAT's how you make a flying killer fish poster. (Too bad the movie is bloody awful, partially-James Cameron directed or not...)
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Is that where his love of the sea started?
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I honestly thought the name of that film was Sky Shacks until I scrolled down.
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Party Boat posted:I honestly thought the name of that film was Sky Shacks until I scrolled down. That's the Massachusetts themed version
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That's pretty much a guaranteed watch from me. But then again I've seen all the Lake Placid sequels so...
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I didn't see Piranha 2 until a few years ago, and it was such a huge disappointment. Everything about it seems funny kind of bad, but it turned out to be just boring kind of bad.
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Veib posted:I didn't see Piranha 2 until a few years ago, and it was such a huge disappointment. Everything about it seems funny kind of bad, but it turned out to be just boring kind of bad. Truer words never spoken. My friends and I chatted through half the film, missed most of the dialogue, and were still able to make sense of it, because NOTHING HAPPENS! Then some flying fish kill everyone.
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Amphigory posted:Is that where his love of the sea started? I think it would be more correct to say that it's where his love for being in absolute control during a movie production started.
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70: Hey jerks! I'm BACK FROM trying to figure out how to steal Christmas. Back from the Dead  Back from Eternity  The other tag line for this one is "Ooh that Eckberg!" and I can see why (hubba hubba!) Back from Hell (1993)  Bleeding Skull have a neat write up about this one here Back from Hell (aka Ex Inferis)  Mr Bones 2: Back from the Past  Bruce Lee Fights Back from Beyond the Grave  Featuring Shaquille O'Neal as the head of a giant bat 
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Jackie Chan battles the Ninja Turtles with his magic 3-D crotch ray.
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ShufflerZero posted:
Did Mr Rubik live here?
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Without seeing the film, I'm going to go out on a limb and say Fred Clark, Bealuh Bondi, and Jesse White didn't make it out.
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Good news, everyone! The verdict on our favorite trainwreck is in, and it's not a huge surprise:
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I'm glad January is almost over. Edit: Hahahaha, it's not even one of those Rottens that the audience likes despite the critics.
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mobby_6kl posted:Good news, everyone! The verdict on our favorite trainwreck is in, and it's not a huge surprise:
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Who exactly is the audience for Mortdecai? It seems far too niche for its 60M budget. It's based on a 40-year old cult book series by an author who's been dead for 30, and Lionsgate thought they were going to get a franchise out of this character.
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Who exactly is the audience for Mortdecai? Johnny depp fans.
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Who exactly is the audience for Mortdecai? It seems far too niche for its 60M budget. It's based on a 40-year old cult book series by an author who's been dead for 30, and Lionsgate thought they were going to get a franchise out of this character. I could have seen it having some sort of appeal if they marketed it as a quirky art heist movie instead of whatever the gently caress they did. It would have probably helped if the marketing actually made it seem fun, funny, or in any way entertaining.
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Inspector Gesicht posted:It seems far too niche for its 60M budget  That could have been put to such better use.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Ahahahahaha gently caress, what a waste of money It's made 4 mil so far. Edit: Movie Posters - Pulling a Mortdecai Waffleman_ fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Jan 25, 2015 |
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Lionsgate could have funded 10-15 cheapo horror movies with that budget. Have they got any other franchises up their sleeve seeing as The Hunger Games wraps up this year?
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They got Power Rangers next year.
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Waffleman_ posted:They got Power Rangers next year.  Power Rangers was such a 90s property. How is that even going to work in the year 2016? (I'm sure the answer is "It won't.")
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Fun fact: the female Power Rangers wore skirts because their stunt actors were usually dudes.
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Power Rangers/Super Sentai is still going on today, and it works.
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Waffleman_ posted:Power Rangers/Super Sentai is still going on today, and it works.
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Well, yeah. Power Rangers is adapted from a Japanese series that has been going strong since 1975. The most 90s part of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers was the story Saban wrote around the suit footage. That'll most likely get updated, and aside from that, it's just a superhero movie.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:That sounds incredibly Japanese and I'm sure the only reason it works is because Japan. Oh, I'm sure Americans would never fall for endless, cheap looking superhero crap.
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The TVIV Power Ranger thread is an amazing embarrassment. 30 year old dudes know way too much about that show. There's enough people out there like that to make the movie profitable.
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Not only that, it is a property that debuted in America in the 90s. 90s nostalgia is loving big now. I will probably watch it
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The only thing I have nostalgia for is 90's toys. I mostly watched 80's movies all day as a kid. 
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Lionsgate could have funded 10-15 cheapo horror movies with that budget. Have they got any other franchises up their sleeve seeing as The Hunger Games wraps up this year? The last two Hunger Games movies were the highest grossing films of their years (even though they came out in November.) Lionsgate doesn't have to worry about money for quite a while. Also gently caress the people behind Power Rangers, the first Blue Ranger quit the show because the producers constantly harassed him for being gay.
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Jose Oquendo posted:TVIV is an amazing embarrassment. Yeah.
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I was just at Lionsgate Friday filming some pickups for a sizzle reel for La La Land directed by Damien Chazelle, who just directed Whiplash.
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oldpainless posted:Johnny depp fans. I feel like Johnny Depp passed his prime about a decade ago. He's far too old for teenage girls these days.
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Cacator posted:I feel like Johnny Depp passed his prime about a decade ago. He's far too old for teenage girls these days. Yeah, he's totally a scrub now. It's annoying seem him in anything these days.
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