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Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

HEY GAL posted:

They're pretty comfortable. You make fabric noises when you walk though.

Does it sound intimidating when an entire regiment is swooshing at you in unison as they march?

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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Ensign Expendable posted:

Does it sound intimidating when an entire regiment is swooshing at you in unison as they march?
No, the opposite

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Ensign Expendable posted:

That doesn't look like it would impede walking much, unless you're in a forest or something.
I was going to say, those look extremely comfortable.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Slavvy posted:

Ok, so what sort of casualty ratio was considered 'normal' for a successful phase of the offensive? Cause with such well prepared positions, fortified dugouts and endless lines of trenches to fall back into I can't imagine the germans taking too many casualties.

It's hard to imagine, but they did. For example, at the Somme.

quote:

The British and French had advanced about 6 miles (9.7 km) on the Somme, on a front of 16 miles (26 km) at a cost of 419,654 British and 202,567 French casualties, against 465,181 German casualties.

If you just count deaths, the Germans actually were worse off. Similarly at Passchendaele, Verdun, etc.

I'm not sure why this was the case. One explanation could be that we tend to forget the role of the artillery. While the initial bombardment at e.g. the Somme failed because the Germans just waited it out, the guns didn't just stop shooting then. In particular allied artillery struck into the rear areas of the German fortifications, slaughtering Germans as they came up to reinforce, or were pulled back to rest.

Animal
Apr 8, 2003

HEY GAL posted:

No, the opposite

Do you speak from experience?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Animal posted:

Do you speak from experience?
No, my enemies begin too far away for me to hear them walking. I do know that I sound like a clothesline full of sweaters in a high wind, though.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
By the way, how apt is the wiki description of Iran-Iraq war as WWI MidEast boogaloo?

Though it did hawe it's own "fun times", like swamp electrocutions. :(

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Fangz posted:

It's hard to imagine, but they did. For example, at the Somme.


If you just count deaths, the Germans actually were worse off. Similarly at Passchendaele, Verdun, etc.

I'm not sure why this was the case. One explanation could be that we tend to forget the role of the artillery. While the initial bombardment at e.g. the Somme failed because the Germans just waited it out, the guns didn't just stop shooting then. In particular allied artillery struck into the rear areas of the German fortifications, slaughtering Germans as they came up to reinforce, or were pulled back to rest.

I still find it staggering that there would have been that many dudes jammed into one desolate moonscape like that. Granted it took place over five months, but it's still just utterly unimaginable to me. Truly our world is a better place.

JcDent posted:

swamp electrocutions.

Go on...

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Marshes#Operation_Kheibar

I have no idea how effective it would be. Sounds like an act of desperation.

CovfefeCatCafe
Apr 11, 2006

A fresh attitude
brewed daily!

Animal posted:

How was he ideologically? That will determine how sad (or happy) I will feel.

Been a while since I've read the book, but it reads more like a kid/young man experiencing military life, with very little ideology, except maybe towards the end he starts sounding a bit embittered about things.

He reads less like a Nazi, and more like a young kid who got swept up in the swell of nationalistic pride around the time he was 18, and decided to join the army. His father and uncle were both veterans of WWI (though both were in the medical corps, and his father was actually quite against him going into the Panzerkorps). He shows disdain for the "zeal" of the SS, and a bit of jealousy that they stole the totemkompf from the Panzerkorps (to the point later in the book of him having to convince someone that he wasn't in fact SS, but a tanker, and that "We had it first.") Towards the end, I think he was one of those Germans who bought into the rumors of the Americans and British basically taking over the German military, and joining forces to defeat "The True Enemy: Russia," but those were more or less quelled by his experiences as a POW.

So, basically, nice guy, just fighting for the wrong people.

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

Effectronica posted:

He denied the existence of comfort women on multiple occasions.

In his book or afterwards? I don't remember it mentioned in the former.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

YF19pilot posted:

Been a while since I've read the book, but it reads more like a kid/young man experiencing military life, with very little ideology, except maybe towards the end he starts sounding a bit embittered about things.

He reads less like a Nazi, and more like a young kid who got swept up in the swell of nationalistic pride around the time he was 18, and decided to join the army. His father and uncle were both veterans of WWI (though both were in the medical corps, and his father was actually quite against him going into the Panzerkorps). He shows disdain for the "zeal" of the SS, and a bit of jealousy that they stole the totemkompf from the Panzerkorps (to the point later in the book of him having to convince someone that he wasn't in fact SS, but a tanker, and that "We had it first.") Towards the end, I think he was one of those Germans who bought into the rumors of the Americans and British basically taking over the German military, and joining forces to defeat "The True Enemy: Russia," but those were more or less quelled by his experiences as a POW.

So, basically, nice guy, just fighting for the wrong people.

Sounds like Admiral Lütjens, really.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Fury aside, were the Panzerkorps ever billeted or placed in a position where they could commit the Eastern front war crimes that the rest of the Wehrmacht were infamous for?

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

Phobophilia posted:

Fury aside, were the Panzerkorps ever billeted or placed in a position where they could commit the Eastern front war crimes that the rest of the Wehrmacht were infamous for?

You'd think they'd be too busy shuffling from place to place fending off Russian tank armies to ever be used even on partisans, though the Warsaw Uprising might've seen some?

Bacarruda
Mar 30, 2011

Mutiny!?! More like "reinterpreted orders"

Phobophilia posted:

Fury aside, were the Panzerkorps ever billeted or placed in a position where they could commit the Eastern front war crimes that the rest of the Wehrmacht were infamous for?

Tanks were used pretty extensively for anti-Partisan and anti-Resistance operations. They were mostly captured Allied tanks or obsolete German ones, but they were pretty useful for curbstomping light guerrillas who didn't have any AT weapons.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Phobophilia posted:

Fury aside, were the Panzerkorps ever billeted or placed in a position where they could commit the Eastern front war crimes that the rest of the Wehrmacht were infamous for?

Not the same degree, obviously, but you could always encourage some local villagers to volunteer to help your tank out of the mud. Plus even tank crews get bored, and knocking around the local population is a decent enough method of entertainment.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
They wore black uniforms with skulls and crossbones so they might as well have had some fun since in all likelihood they'd be shot as SS men when caught.

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.

Trin Tragula posted:

Some of them ended like that, but the only example I've come across of a major attack where the first wave of blokes were literally mowed down in ranks as they went over the top was the Battle of the Nek on Gallipoli, which is a completely different kettle of fish.

Is that this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eeijbtbnjQ

I'm looking forward to when you get to Gallipoli; your posts have been fascinating and I'm amazed you've kept going for so long.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Today marks 100 years since German foreign ministry agreed to provide military training to 200 Finnish independence activists in Lockstedt, Holstein, the beginnings of the Finnish Jäger Movement. The first activists went without a hitch through normal procedure via neutral Sweden, but in autumn 1915 when the group was increased to 2000 the Tsar's police finally caught up and young men had to be smuggled abroad via a secret network. After completing their training the men were formed into Königlich Preussisches Jägerbataillon 27 which fought in the Latvian front until the revolution.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
Question: how important in reality has the concept of Auftragstaktik and its relations been in actual warfare since its inception? More romance than reality, or visa versa?

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

YF19pilot posted:

Towards the end, I think he was one of those Germans who bought into the rumors of the Americans and British basically taking over the German military, and joining forces to defeat "The True Enemy: Russia," but those were more or less quelled by his experiences as a POW.

People always want to talk counterfactuals and alt history and get stuck on poo poo like "What if Germany Won?!" which seems like a pretty big loving stretch. But what if the western allies re-armed the Wehrmacht and took on the soviets would be a much more interesting alt history book to read.

On one hand you have Russia with more tanks and soldiers than everyone else put together. On the other you have a nuclear armed US with the strategic bomber force capable of delivering them.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Rhymenoserous posted:

People always want to talk counterfactuals and alt history and get stuck on poo poo like "What if Germany Won?!" which seems like a pretty big loving stretch. But what if the western allies re-armed the Wehrmacht and took on the soviets would be a much more interesting alt history book to read.

On one hand you have Russia with more tanks and soldiers than everyone else put together. On the other you have a nuclear armed US with the strategic bomber force capable of delivering them.

I think the one thing you can be sure of is that it would have made WW2 up till that point look like Christmas.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Phobophilia posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Marshes#Operation_Kheibar

I have no idea how effective it would be. Sounds like an act of desperation.

God drat, war is cruelty and you cannot refine it.

quote:

On 27 February, Iran finally captured Majnoon Island, but lost 49 of their own helicopters shot down by Iraqi jet fighters. Fighting took place in waters over 2 meters deep at times. Iraq in response to the attacks ran live electrical cables through the water, electrocuting numerous Iranian troops and then displaying their corpses on state television.

On the other hand, I guess that is better than mud two meters deep, tovarisch.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Rhymenoserous posted:

People always want to talk counterfactuals and alt history and get stuck on poo poo like "What if Germany Won?!" which seems like a pretty big loving stretch. But what if the western allies re-armed the Wehrmacht and took on the soviets would be a much more interesting alt history book to read.

On one hand you have Russia with more tanks and soldiers than everyone else put together. On the other you have a nuclear armed US with the strategic bomber force capable of delivering them.

On the third, most important hand, you have four years of propaganda about "our Russian/Soviet allies" that has to be turned around, a precipitous decline in political will among the soldiery, the sheer insanity of arming the Wehrmacht after liberating the death camps, and, basically, Operation Unthinkable would probably have seen large parts of the American and British armies refuse to fight at all.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Effectronica posted:

On the third, most important hand, you have four years of propaganda about "our Russian/Soviet allies" that has to be turned around, a precipitous decline in political will among the soldiery, the sheer insanity of arming the Wehrmacht after liberating the death camps, and, basically, Operation Unthinkable would probably have seen large parts of the American and British armies refuse to fight at all.

That would be the gripping hand.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Effectronica posted:

Operation Unthinkable would probably have seen large parts of the American and British armies refuse to fight at all.

I find this position uncompelling, especially once the idea of an offensive operation was abandoned.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

bewbies posted:

I find this position uncompelling, especially once the idea of an offensive operation was abandoned.

A defensive operation would have seen them fight, yes, but I seriously doubt that there's any practical situation in which the American and British armies are going to line up with the Wehrmacht and attack the USSR. I'm not thinking a widespread revolt of the enlisted, but rather the high commands attempting to maneuver their way out of going through with it, as the British command did historically with the proposals for Unthinkable.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

100 Years Ago

Today's title is The Leaning Virgin of Albert. The Chilembwe Uprising runs out of steam, there's a potentially serious strategic problem developing in Mesopotamia, more on life in Vauquois for the Germans (spoilers: not very nice), and the latest in a series of newspaper articles about the growing cost of living. They're solely concerned with food, but as war industries look to expand, there's also very pressing concerns over rent and wages (more to come soon).

Koramei posted:

Is that this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eeijbtbnjQ

I'm looking forward to when you get to Gallipoli; your posts have been fascinating and I'm amazed you've kept going for so long.

Yeah, they're supposed to be at the Nek. It's got a similar attitude to strict accuracy as "And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda", but the changes are mostly defensible on the grounds that the film is about more than the details of one battle. (For instance, there may have been no heroic runner desperately trying to call off that third charge, but he stands for a campaign's worth of communications gone astray.) There's plenty to raise the blood pressure of rivet-counters, but sod them.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

bewbies posted:

I find this position uncompelling, especially once the idea of an offensive operation was abandoned.

But then you're talking about a situation where the Soviets attack the Allies first, no?
Otherwise it's 'hurrah, the end is finally in sight, after 6 years of misery we've finally got the Hun beaten, we'll be home for Christmas! Oh, wait, no, we're going to fight years and years against a guy who was our ally up until two seconds ago on the side of the people we've been demonising for all these years and wait it turns out they're actually worse than the propaganda made out'.

War weariness is a real thing (see especially France, Germany and Russia in WW1). I could absolutely see enlisted men mutinying, especially given the Soviet propaganda that would immediately ensue about bloodthirsty capitalists trying to use the war to destroy benevolent Socialism etc.

Defensive is another question, I guess, but the first draft of Operation Unthinkable was in fact a surprise attack by the western Allies on the Russians, not the other way round.

FuzzySlippers
Feb 6, 2009

I could imagine a wave of political instability passing through the US if they attacked or provoked the USSR without an absurdly good reason. Even a defensive engagement might be considered suspiciously as there was still plenty of suspicion of Brits and Europeans in American politics. War weariness combined with the propaganda whiplash might set off movements to kick out anyone in the government connected to the new hostilities. Definitely the Dems would be hit hard for arming the new foe previously with lend-lease.

I don't think soldiers would refuse to fight but the domestic political situation would be chaotic.

I don't see either side achieving much so I presume hostilities wind down inconclusively. Rather than a mighty struggle more of a farce good for no one but I presume Stalin is so politically unassailable at this point it doesn't change much there. A brief hot war with the Soviets might keep isolationism a big force in US politics.

Mightypeon
Oct 10, 2013

Putin apologist- assume all uncited claims are from Russia Today or directly from FSB.

key phrases: Poor plucky little Russia, Spheres of influence, The West is Worse, they was asking for it.
Theverybest, please keep on with translating Pilsudski!
Either he and/or you have creative talent!

Tukhachevski was a pretty "interesting" character too. I kind of wonder what would have happened if he had somehow been victorious over Stalin (Stalin iirc toyed with the idea of purging him in 1930, but figured he didnt have the power for it yet and went to purge on his political contenders first, had he tried to purge him before also getting rid of Zinoview etc. I think Tukhachevski could have turned the tables. When he actually got purged the outcome was imho predecided).
I have also read completely opposing conceptions of what his theoretical plan for defending the USSR against Germany would have been, from pretty sensible (defend at the old USSRs borders, use Soviet Poland as a buffer) to not much better then Stalins.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Mightypeon posted:

Theverybest, please keep on with translating Pilsudski!
Either he and/or you have creative talent!

Tukhachevski was a pretty "interesting" character too. I kind of wonder what would have happened if he had somehow been victorious over Stalin (Stalin iirc toyed with the idea of purging him in 1930, but figured he didnt have the power for it yet and went to purge on his political contenders first, had he tried to purge him before also getting rid of Zinoview etc. I think Tukhachevski could have turned the tables. When he actually got purged the outcome was imho predecided).
I have also read completely opposing conceptions of what his theoretical plan for defending the USSR against Germany would have been, from pretty sensible (defend at the old USSRs borders, use Soviet Poland as a buffer) to not much better then Stalins.

Really, Khalkin Gol redeemed deep battle within the Red Army, so the main issue would be whether he could bring about the radical transformation of the Soviet military in time for it to be able to effectively implement deep battle operations. I guess the biggest issue would be what having a competent commander in charge of the Winter War from the start do.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Finished Castles of Steel and enjoyed it quite a bit. I'm not familiar enough with serious military history scholarship to critique it, but I recommend it to anyone interested in the naval theaters of WW1, including the Dardanelles operations leading up to and including Gallipoli, plus odd side ventures like the airships which I didn't realize anyone had ever taken seriously as weapons of war.

On a personal level, I found the German navy in general very sympathetic throughout the war, always outnumbered, outgunned, and out-lead by an enemy that also enjoyed tremendous success in breaking their codes - puts the Enigma cracking and US breaking of Japan's codes during WW2 in some perspective. Hollywood could definitely make a movie about Spee's squadron or the wacky political antics of Beatty, Churchill, Fisher, and Jellicoe.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Effectronica posted:

I guess the biggest issue would be what having a competent commander in charge of the Winter War from the start do.

I guess foremost, not starting an invasion in winter. Or if you do, wait until lakes and marshes are frozen. And use troops and commanders who are used to the climate, not Ukrainian conscripts. Doctrinally speaking, telling your tankers never to return after breaking through Finnish lines just because they are separated from everyone and it's night (which comes pretty much immediately) might be one, but that would be better resolved by having radios on all tanks so they maintain contact.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Cythereal posted:

Finished Castles of Steel and enjoyed it quite a bit. I'm not familiar enough with serious military history scholarship to critique it, but I recommend it to anyone interested in the naval theaters of WW1, including the Dardanelles operations leading up to and including Gallipoli, plus odd side ventures like the airships which I didn't realize anyone had ever taken seriously as weapons of war.

On a personal level, I found the German navy in general very sympathetic throughout the war, always outnumbered, outgunned, and out-lead by an enemy that also enjoyed tremendous success in breaking their codes - puts the Enigma cracking and US breaking of Japan's codes during WW2 in some perspective. Hollywood could definitely make a movie about Spee's squadron or the wacky political antics of Beatty, Churchill, Fisher, and Jellicoe.

It's typically German that having realised the British were reading all their communications during WW1, instead of absorbing the lesson that all communications should be treated as if they will be intercepted they went and built an incredibly technical machine that they thought would solve their encryption problem forever.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Nenonen posted:

I guess foremost, not starting an invasion in winter. Or if you do, wait until lakes and marshes are frozen. And use troops and commanders who are used to the climate, not Ukrainian conscripts. Doctrinally speaking, telling your tankers never to return after breaking through Finnish lines just because they are separated from everyone and it's night (which comes pretty much immediately) might be one, but that would be better resolved by having radios on all tanks so they maintain contact.

Actually, with Tukhachevsky remaining in the Stavka or leading the USSR, the Winter War probably never even happens- didn't he work out agreements with Mannerheim that resolved the issues the USSR invaded over?

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Fangz posted:

It's hard to imagine, but they did. For example, at the Somme.


If you just count deaths, the Germans actually were worse off. Similarly at Passchendaele, Verdun, etc.

I'm not sure why this was the case. One explanation could be that we tend to forget the role of the artillery. While the initial bombardment at e.g. the Somme failed because the Germans just waited it out, the guns didn't just stop shooting then. In particular allied artillery struck into the rear areas of the German fortifications, slaughtering Germans as they came up to reinforce, or were pulled back to rest.

Yeah, if you read personal accounts of trench warfare a lot of them focus more on dodging shell fire in the rear area and the communication trenches then they do on the actual frontline.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

feedmegin posted:

But then you're talking about a situation where the Soviets attack the Allies first, no?
Otherwise it's 'hurrah, the end is finally in sight, after 6 years of misery we've finally got the Hun beaten, we'll be home for Christmas! Oh, wait, no, we're going to fight years and years against a guy who was our ally up until two seconds ago on the side of the people we've been demonising for all these years and wait it turns out they're actually worse than the propaganda made out'.

War weariness is a real thing (see especially France, Germany and Russia in WW1). I could absolutely see enlisted men mutinying, especially given the Soviet propaganda that would immediately ensue about bloodthirsty capitalists trying to use the war to destroy benevolent Socialism etc.

Defensive is another question, I guess, but the first draft of Operation Unthinkable was in fact a surprise attack by the western Allies on the Russians, not the other way round.

War weariness is a real thing, but you're overestimating the effectiveness of the Soviet propaganda. Eg. Finnish soldiers were allowed to collect it, because it was thought to be so harmless.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Besides wouldn't the soviet troops be just as sick of it as anyone's? Especially considering they got hit harder by WW2 than anyone.

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Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Agean90 posted:

Besides wouldn't the soviet troops be just as sick of it as anyone's? Especially considering they got hit harder by WW2 than anyone.

They'd be sick of it, but they'd be fighting Nazis in this scenario.

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