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Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
Scott Steiner did a high school show near me in Bumfuck, GA with Nikita Koloff, Buff Bagwell, and Jim Duggan last night. So what I'm trying to say is those guys are in ring shape for a reason.

Cool Post Beg fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jan 25, 2015

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Two Beans posted:

He eliminates everyone in the ring once he enters, then in the time remaining before the next entrant arrives he explains the math behind defeating 30 opponents.

BIG POPPA PUMP HAS A 98% CHANCE OF SHOWING UP AND CUTTING THE RING IN HALF WITH HIS PEAKS, AND IF YOU MULTIPLY 29 OTHER MEN BY THE HYPOTENUSE OF THE RIGHT TRIANGLES FORMED BY CUTTING THE RING IN HALF, DIVIDED BY MY TWO PEAKS AND SURROUNDING THE RING WITH MY FREAKS, YOU GET A 6000% CHANCE OF THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY WINNING THE ROYAL RUMBLE.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
He should come in, clean house, start cutting a promo about winning the Royal Rumble, get eliminated mid promo, and continue his promo like he never got eliminated

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

@AJStylesOrg posted:

The Bizz Clizz is often imitated but never duplicated.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

#teachthecontroversy

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



#VinceLiedPhillyDied

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




I'd take this over Roman Reigns. At least he'd be doing it for his dad.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

TheJoker138 posted:

I'd take this over Roman Reigns. At least he'd be doing it for his dad.

Feud basically writes itself.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

personally I had a lot of fun at Royal Rumble 2014

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/559570477866156034

WWE posting #RoyalRumbleIn5Words is already backfiring hilariously.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

It's like he doesn't watch the product, and also never worked for WWF/E for many years. I hope he breaks another TV this year.


sticklefifer posted:

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/559570477866156034

WWE posting #RoyalRumbleIn5Words is already backfiring hilariously.

I like Shiek's.

I beat all the jabronies

Shima Honnou fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Jan 26, 2015

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

sticklefifer posted:

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/559570477866156034

WWE posting #RoyalRumbleIn5Words is already backfiring hilariously.

i went to wwe's twitter home page and was greeted by this:



feeling is mutual wwe

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shima Honnou posted:

It's like he doesn't watch the product, and also never worked for WWF/E for many years. I hope he breaks another TV this year.

Not sure if the joke is going over your head, or over mine, but look at the date on the tweet.

TheEggsBenedict
Jan 4, 2013

if i go crazy then
will you still
call me superman
Number one trend right now is #CancelWWENetwork. :lol:

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Mick didn't even watch this year. Lucky.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Jerusalem posted:

Not sure if the joke is going over your head, or over mine, but look at the date on the tweet.

No, I get it, which is why I said I hope he destroys another TV. I was also technically right, since he missed the Rumble. Boy, he's in for a surprise!

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



Curtis Axel vs. Brock Lesnar in an Inside an Airplane Match.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



https://twitter.com/NickJacksonYB/status/559575040585256960

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
How long has Cranky Vince been suspended?

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003



Everyone's jumping on the bandwagon...



Wish we'd see some some poo poo talk from the new English NJPW account.

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

The follow-up tweet was even better.

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

Thauros posted:

Everyone's jumping on the bandwagon...



Wish we'd see some some poo poo talk from the new English NJPW account.

Funny you should mention that!

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Why the gently caress is the WWE retweeting this?



:psyduck:

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


dsriggs posted:

Why the gently caress is the WWE retweeting this?



:psyduck:

Clearly WWE's plan isn't to turn Roman into John Cena.

Their goal is to turn him into The Rock, starting with making the crowd despise everything about him.

Once that's complete he'll take over leadership of The New Day.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

@JohnCena posted:

Sometimes we hit, sometimes we miss, all you can do is do all you can

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Love him or hate him, etc...

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006
"You bought a ticket and FARTFARTFARTFARTFARTFARTFART is what is great about the WWE Universe."

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

curtis axel holds the whole key to fixing everything right now if you think about it. reigns never won the rumble! he went over the rope before axel did.

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...
Things are dire if Curtis Axel is considered a solution.

Lazer
Jun 26, 2011

V A P O R W A V E

quote:

‏@Jtg1284
Fans has come to terms on the release of the WWE Network as of today,The Fans wishes The WWE Network the best in all of its future endeavors

https://twitter.com/Jtg1284/status/559723133892972544

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Bhester posted:

Things are dire if Curtis Axel is considered a solution.

CURTIS AXEL IS ALWAYS MY SOLUTION

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

"The Final Solution" Curtis Axel

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


hahahahaha JTG owns

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

A man made of cliches and jorts.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I'm sure the Cleveland Browns say this every year John and every year they waste everyone's time and patience when it turns out that no they are still the Browns

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Yeah well john would say that because for once he was a massive hit, it was just the thing after him that was a massive miss.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




JTG is bringing the hood to the WWE Network here.

Brooklyn Brooklyn

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

JTG is a hero.

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