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Dibujante
Jul 27, 2004

Fintilgin posted:

At The Gates.


I backed this so hard.

I pre-ordered immediately after making this post. I've been watching it for a while.

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Smoremaster
Aug 5, 2009

Don't forget to source your quotes!

Dibujante posted:

I pre-ordered immediately after making this post. I've been watching it for a while.

$50 for early access?? :vince:

Looks cool though.

Dibujante
Jul 27, 2004

Smoremaster posted:

$50 for early access?? :vince:

Looks cool though.

Ugh don't early access. It's $30 for the game. Also they have a one-hour LP that shows off a simply gorgeous art style: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v?Do-RQpQ3rDI

Smoremaster
Aug 5, 2009

Don't forget to source your quotes!

Dibujante posted:

Ugh don't early access. It's $30 for the game. Also they have a one-hour LP that shows off a simply gorgeous art style: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v?Do-RQpQ3rDI

Yeah wow, the art is really impressive. Looking forward to this release!

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


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Wait, so it's a historical game simulating the fall of the Roman Empire with randomly generated maps?

Dibujante
Jul 27, 2004

ZombieLenin posted:

Wait, so it's a historical game simulating the fall of the Roman Empire with randomly generated maps?

Yeah, although it's more that it simulates the Völkerwanderung - Rome is an important, but not exclusively central, figure in this story.

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


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Dibujante posted:

Yeah, although it's more that it simulates the Völkerwanderung - Rome is an important, but not exclusively central, figure in this story.

Stupid barbarians plunging the world into a thousand years of darkness? Bastards.

In other words, can you play as "Rome?"

Dibujante
Jul 27, 2004

ZombieLenin posted:

Stupid barbarians plunging the world into a thousand years of darkness? Bastards.

In other words, can you play as "Rome?"

I make no apologies for them but love the time period, much as I make no apologies for the mongols but remain fascinated. Horrible people did horrible things a long time ago; let's play video games about it :hitler::hf::ussr::hf::black101:

You can't play the Romans. They're kind of a force of nature, just like climate change.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Is that a good game in its current state or is it more something that I should just keep an eye on and grab later?

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ZombieLenin posted:

Stupid barbarians plunging the world into a thousand years of darkness? Bastards.

In other words, can you play as "Rome?"

They really didn't plunge the world into a thousand years of darkness, just fyi

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Mans posted:

They really didn't plunge the world into a thousand years of darkness, just fyi

Actually we're still living in the dark ages after the fall of Rome, hth.

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


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Mans posted:

They really didn't plunge the world into a thousand years of darkness, just fyi

I know. I was being funny, or failing too.

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

Pornographic Memory posted:

Is that a good game in its current state or is it more something that I should just keep an eye on and grab later?

They only balanced the mid-game about a week ago and they don't yet think it's complete enough to put on Steam Early Access.

Dibujante
Jul 27, 2004

DrSunshine posted:

Actually we're still living in the dark ages after the fall of Rome, hth.

"Rome" was a fiction created to justify the extension of Achaemenid rule into Europe after the defeat of the Greeks at the hands of Xerxes. It's a pity that it was taken prima facie by later historians, along with Christianity.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

It doesn't matter, the Dark Ages were all just made up by Charlemagne so he could rule in the year 1000.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
It's too bad the At The Gates KS didn't make it to the playable Romans stretch goal.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Gotta leave something for the expansions.

At the Gates looks like a fun game - I like the RPG-ish mechanics of clans that have good and bad traits that are effectively your population points. Will make it sting a bit more if you lose a unit.

I also like that healing a unit will take resources, so it won't have the Civ problem where damage that doesn't kill a unit is effectively worthless a few turns later.

Darkrenown
Jul 18, 2012
please give me anything to talk about besides the fact that democrats are allowing millions of americans to be evicted from their homes
The Roman empire is falling - its armies are critically short on resources: One legionary gets the spatha, the next legionary gets a shield. The second legionary follows the legionary with the spatha, and when he is killed, picks up the spatha and carries on fighting!

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

gradenko_2000 posted:

It's too bad the At The Gates KS didn't make it to the playable Romans stretch goal.

Honestly playable Romans would have felt like bloat. Not sure how you make a game that would make you fight civil wars so much.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

"Panzeh" posted:

Not sure how you make a game that would make you fight civil wars so much.

Victoria 2 :agesilaus:

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Darkrenown posted:

The Roman empire is falling - its armies are critically short on resources: One legionary gets the spatha, the next legionary gets a shield. The second legionary follows the legionary with the spatha, and when he is killed, picks up the spatha and carries on fighting!

Shouldn't the legionary with the spatha follow the one with the shield? Or is that the revolutionary suggestion a shy and trembling Centurion gives to the new Primus Pilus looking for change? :v:

Burning Rain
Jul 17, 2006

What's happening?!?!

Dibujante posted:

"Rome" was a fiction created to justify the extension of Achaemenid rule into Europe after the defeat of the Greeks at the hands of Xerxes. It's a pity that it was taken prima facie by later historians, along with Christianity.

Spread the truth!

("Histories of Ancient Rome, Greece and Egypt were crafted during the Renaissance by humanists and clergy - mostly on the basis of documents of their own making. Rome in Italy was founded around AD 1380 by Aeneas.")

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

What are you guys talking about? Rome is still alive and well. All five of them.

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Burning Rain posted:

Spread the truth!

("Histories of Ancient Rome, Greece and Egypt were crafted during the Renaissance by humanists and clergy - mostly on the basis of documents of their own making. Rome in Italy was founded around AD 1380 by Aeneas.")

:vince:

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

Burning Rain posted:

Spread the truth!

("Histories of Ancient Rome, Greece and Egypt were crafted during the Renaissance by humanists and clergy - mostly on the basis of documents of their own making. Rome in Italy was founded around AD 1380 by Aeneas.")

My eye is twitching. Not sure what emotion I am feeling, but it's not a good one.

Westminster System
Jul 4, 2009
I have a feeling this has all happened before.

Mostly, its the appropriation of Tamerlane as a Russian that I remember the best.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

After a while it starts to sound like this Formenko is just a bitter Russian nationalist who has a complex about his people being ruled by those filthy Mongol animals.

quote:

All major inventions like powder and guns, paper and print occurred in Europe in the period between the 10th and the 16th centuries.

The Plaza would adore this guy.

Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010

VostokProgram posted:

This is the best. Now change the Kaiserreich thread title to "Please Ungern-Sternberg, promise me you will conquer the universe."

Petroleum is humanity's friend. Can I abandon a friend?

Burning Rain
Jul 17, 2006

What's happening?!?!

Funky Valentine posted:

After a while it starts to sound like this Formenko is just a bitter Russian nationalist who has a complex about his people being ruled by those filthy Mongol animals.


Apparently he went deeper into Russian nationalism with every new edition of his 'chronology' until even his most visible supporter Gary Kasparov left him. (Note that Kasparov still doesn't believe in the 'traditionally dated' Roman Empire according to the interviews.)

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Does the Paratower (Paradrome?) have a general visitor's policy sort of thing? I'm gonna end up in Stockholm in early April because of some bargain traveling, and it'd be neat to drop by there.

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost

Ofaloaf posted:

Does the Paratower (Paradrome?) have a general visitor's policy sort of thing? I'm gonna end up in Stockholm in early April because of some bargain traveling, and it'd be neat to drop by there.

Paradox Towers, and you generally can't visit unless you're a relative of an employee and they smooth-talked you in. You can adore its concrety goodness from the outside after I buy you a beer though (just don't be like Visc and make me finish it for you).

Viscardus
Jun 1, 2011

Thus equipped by fortune, physique, and character, he was naturally indomitable, and subordinate to no one in the world.

Wiz posted:

Paradox Towers, and you generally can't visit unless you're a relative of an employee and they smooth-talked you in. You can adore its concrety goodness from the outside after I buy you a beer though (just don't be like Visc and make me finish it for you).

Pfft, only because you wouldn't give me enough time to finish it at my own pace. :colbert:

Sulla
May 10, 2008

Dibujante posted:

Ugh don't early access. It's $30 for the game. Also they have a one-hour LP that shows off a simply gorgeous art style: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v?Do-RQpQ3rDI

Part 2 just went up today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr0aGi2ZI1A

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost

Viscardus posted:

Pfft, only because you wouldn't give me enough time to finish it at my own pace. :colbert:

I'm sorry, but I had work to do that particular year.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Wiz posted:

Paradox Towers

There's two of them? Or is that the paradox? :v:

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

There's two of them? Or is that the paradox? :v:

Don't question it. :colbert:

Dibujante
Jul 27, 2004

Wiz posted:

Paradox Towers, and you generally can't visit unless you're a relative of an employee and they smooth-talked you in. You can adore its concrety goodness from the outside after I buy you a beer though (just don't be like Visc and make me finish it for you).

If/when I visit, I will have to stipulate hard liquor, then.


You animal. I have work to do today :mad:

Ghost of Mussolini
Jun 26, 2011

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

There's two of them? Or is that the paradox? :v:

The second one is DLC

podcat
Jun 21, 2012

Dibujante posted:

If/when I visit, I will have to stipulate hard liquor, then.

Hi, can I join too ^^

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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Ghost of Mussolini posted:

The second one is DLC

Only the inside. The facade is free!

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