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a worthy uhh posted:Since I won the 2015 toxx, I'm putting up another. That one is pretty aggressive I like your moxie.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:03 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 12:59 |
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I think he passed and he's trying to lure as many people as possible to say otherwise. We know your games, SloMo. Make with the postin'.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:58 |
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Bushido Brown posted:I think he passed and he's trying to lure as many people as possible to say otherwise. So would you say he's... slow-playing it?
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:03 |
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I don't even know what's real anymore
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:14 |
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As soon as he passed he exited this plane of existence and now resides in the Ballerverse, having transcended forum posting and other such banal activities.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:26 |
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I discovered his new expensive hobby. It's spraying graffiti outside my work. Hello to you too, Slow Motion.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 19:47 |
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I just want to say I am reading through this thread from the beginning and I'm at the March 2014 part. SloMo is about to buy a condo, is studying for his second try at his test, and is talking about how happy his 38 year old self is going to be looking back. I'm going to go back and keep reading but I wanted to say when the thread title just changed I laughed my rear end off. Plus ça change! See you all in a couple months!
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 20:13 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:I just want to say I am reading through this thread from the beginning and I'm at the March 2014 part. SloMo is about to buy a condo, is studying for his second try at his test, and is talking about how happy his 38 year old self is going to be looking back. It's actually more rewarding to skip to the end and take a guess at what happened and then pretend you're a psychic with the ability to gaze into the past.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 20:22 |
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So far my favorite Slow Motionism is it taking his ex-wife moving to Alaska for him to finally stop paying her for sex.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 20:26 |
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maybe the expensive new hobby was commuting to alaska lol
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 20:29 |
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Oberleutnant posted:maybe the expensive new hobby was commuting to alaska lol I thought I didn't care about the Slow Motion story anymore, until I read this.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 21:34 |
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El_Elegante posted:I thought I didn't care about the Slow Motion story anymore, until I read this. Its just a matter of time until it happens
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 21:37 |
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Looks like a round trip is around the $4-500 range. New hobby was $1200, so two or possibly three trips over the course of a month. Slomo you loving did it didn't you
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 21:39 |
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He bought himself a plane because it's more convenient than having to buy a ticket.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 21:39 |
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Add me to the "he failed and is on the verge of getting shitcanned" tally, please.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 22:33 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:I just want to say I am reading through this thread from the beginning and I'm at the March 2014 part. SloMo is about to buy a condo, is studying for his second try at his test, and is talking about how happy his 38 year old self is going to be looking back. Being heavily in debt with no cash savings towards a deposit for buying a condo is a common theme in BFC.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:35 |
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Devian666 posted:Being heavily in debt with no cash savings towards a deposit for buying a condo is a common theme in BFC. Almost as common as: "I know my finances are in trouble, here's a list of my expenditures, there's nothing I can do about the $600 payment on a ford focus at 13% because I traded in a car underwater to get it."
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 01:18 |
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Bugamol posted:Almost as common as: People wouldn't end up in this position if they just bought an F350 with all the bling so that they'd have truck equity.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 01:21 |
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Can't haul a boat trailer with your Fiesta, smart guy.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:39 |
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Oberleutnant posted:maybe the expensive new hobby was commuting to alaska lol Its this + wildlife photography. He's gotta be able to take excellent pictures of Kodiak bears somewhere.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 23:22 |
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Shadowhand00 posted:Its this + wildlife photography. He's gotta be able to take excellent pictures of Kodiak bears somewhere. Hey, don't call his ex a Kodiak bear
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 03:46 |
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Slomo, how was Nicaragua?
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 16:49 |
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Re: firefly ceilings SloMo, don't look at this.. whatever you do http://imgur.com/a/7MBqr
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 22:23 |
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ZentraediElite posted:Re: firefly ceilings All that time and money spent on the ceiling and the dude still has college/poverty "curtains"
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 22:32 |
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I think SloMo got killed trying to run hobby drugs back from Nicaragua.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 23:35 |
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Old Fart posted:I think SloMo got killed trying to run hobby drugs back from Nicaragua. It's the best possible outcome really.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 23:40 |
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Bloody Queef posted:All that time and money spent on the ceiling and the dude still has college/poverty "curtains" The voice of a gay interior designer lives in my head, and it said in its sassiest most dismissive tone, "nice povo curtains" and I'm ok with that
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 14:30 |
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I'm alive. Nicaragua was great. Failed MLC a second time. poo poo got real after returning to seatown. I'm getting back on the budget bandwagon. Details to follow.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 16:15 |
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Slow Motion posted:I'm alive. Nicaragua was great. Failed MLC a second time. poo poo got real after returning to seatown. I'm getting back on the budget bandwagon. Details to follow. who could have ever guessed
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 16:18 |
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Slow Motion posted:I'm alive. Nicaragua was great. Failed MLC a second time. poo poo got real after returning to seatown. I'm getting back on the budget bandwagon. Details to follow. Why did poo poo get real once you returned? Why not once you found out you failed the exam? Also, I do not remember, do you pay for the exam, or is your employer paying?
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 16:20 |
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Slow Motion posted:I'm alive. Nicaragua was great. Failed MLC a second time. poo poo got real after returning to seatown. I'm getting back on the budget bandwagon. Details to follow. Stop being mysterious and just post the truth.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 16:24 |
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PassTheRemote posted:Why did poo poo get real once you returned? Why not once you found out you failed the exam? Also, I do not remember, do you pay for the exam, or is your employer paying? Firm pays up to twice: first sitting and passing sitting. So I just ate $350 for the fail.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 16:24 |
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PassTheRemote posted:Why did poo poo get real once you returned? Why not once you found out you failed the exam? Also, I do not remember, do you pay for the exam, or is your employer paying? I'm pretty sure his employer reimburses him after the fact if he passes. Slow Motion posted:I'm getting back on the budget bandwagon. Details to follow. This is for February, right? Your trip to Nicaragua doesn't count? February's a short month, but do you really want to be on the budget bandwagon for Valentine's Day?
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 16:28 |
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Slow Motion posted:I'm alive. Nicaragua was great. Failed MLC a second time. poo poo got real after returning to seatown. I'm getting back on the budget bandwagon. Details to follow. Oberleutnant posted:SloMo you're poo poo.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 16:28 |
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disgonbgood.gif Some predictions: Good news - got rid of car! Bad news - because car was torched in celebratory Seahawks riot Good news - bonus paid early! Bad news - bonus paycheck was part of severance Good news - got a new, highly detailed night-sky ceiling for nothing! Bad news - it's literally the night sky, he's homeless
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 16:31 |
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for "poo poo got real" read "posting from county lockup where i'm awaiting trial on smuggling charges"
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 16:31 |
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Doesn't listen to the Goons. They're wrong and Jealous man......
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 16:34 |
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Slow Motion posted:Failed MLC a second time. Jesus christ man. I want you to figure everything out but didn't you say like two years ago this job is up or out, and now you haven't passed a single exam since then? That doesn't sound good.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 16:37 |
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pig slut lisa posted:I think he passed
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 16:40 |
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After he loses his job at least he still has his car so he can be an uber driver!
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