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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Could we have this thread just for history discussion and keep modern day politics in Coupons & Deals and FYAD?

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Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

100 Years Ago

General Joffre fires off some slightly snitty letters to his subordinates criticising how their blokes have been digging trenches. Herbert Sulzbach gets appointed to a cushy HQ job, but ends up having to go closer to the line to do it. Kenneth Best is patronising about the local religious traditions, and the paper is just patronising in general. Meanwhile, the war's bleeding into women's fashion, with Harrods' latest line of military-inspired tailoring.

Disinterested posted:

You already answered your own question. The low countries have been dragging Britain into messy continental entanglements for a long time. It was already traditional by 1914.

You know, everyone goes straight to the treaty with Belgium, but there's also the arrangments with France to consider.

A major part of the Entente was the arrangement that the French Navy would concentrate in the Mediterranean, and the Royal Navy would concentrate in the North Sea, to defend the alliance from all possible angles of attack. If you try to stay out of the war, you now have two options and both of them are bad. Either you just let the High Seas Fleet wander all through the Channel as they please (and keeping them out is kind of what the Grand Fleet is for) and look like the worst kind of perfidious Albion, or you try somehow to enforce a "No Boches in the water" edict as the price for staying neutral, which would have been kind of like trying to do a fire-eating routine in a gunpowder store, and only made them look like a pound shop knockoff perfidious Albion.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
Also when the Germans run through the Frogs and take their colonies you're going to be pretty sad. I just meant that there is a strong history of the Low Countries being a bridge to British involvement in the continent consistently throughout Modern and Early modern European history.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
What does militarily inspired fashion for women look like, in this period?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Fangz posted:

What does militarily inspired fashion for women look like, in this period?

I hope it's jodhpurs and festooned shakos.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Of course that gets some love in here, the one tall flat advert that can't be easily print-scrned :argh:




It's quite chic! I'm pretty much whatever the opposite of a fashionista is, but I'm liking this.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

FAUXTON posted:

I hope it's jodhpurs and festooned shakos.

The Crimean War killed all that off.

Stupid Crimea.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Phobophilia posted:

On a large scale, Britain's foreign policy for the last century or so has been to prevent any one continental European power from ever gaining hegemony over Europe. Germany, an amalgamation of a bunch of smaller Germanic states, was suddenly a powerhouse and on the up-and-up. Britain wanted to keep some kind of balance of power going between France and Germany.

On a smaller scale, violating Belgian neutrality was a big deal. You had a relatively weak country get invaded and occupied, and all of its industrial outputs plundered. This wasn't a clean war, there were plenty of the usual war crimes done any time every time an occupying power interacts with a civilian populace.

And beyond that, Britain had a major case of "No one but us is allowed to have a powerful navy." They saw Germany's attempt to build a serious worldwide navy to secure and defend their empire as an innate, existential threat to Britain.

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

Trin Tragula posted:

Of course that gets some love in here, the one tall flat advert that can't be easily print-scrned :argh:




It's quite chic! I'm pretty much whatever the opposite of a fashionista is, but I'm liking this.

I want someone to do a study of this.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

SeanBeansShako posted:

The Crimean War killed all that off.

Stupid Crimea.

What won't Crimea ruin?

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Raenir Salazar posted:

I want someone to do a study of this.

Anyone else who feels like this, might I direct you to the Daily Telegraph's regular Saturday feature "A Page for Women", custodian Mrs Eric Pritchard?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Cythereal posted:

And beyond that, Britain had a major case of "No one but us is allowed to have a powerful navy." They saw Germany's attempt to build a serious worldwide navy to secure and defend their empire as an innate, existential threat to Britain.

Which is exactly what it was.

It's not paranoia if Tirpitz and Co. really are out to get you.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Which is exactly what it was.

It's not paranoia if Tirpitz and Co. really are out to get you.

The funny part: Wilhelm and Tirpitz envisioned being Britain's ally, a partner and equal to rule the world with.

brozozo
Apr 27, 2007

Conclusion: Dinosaurs.

I remember seeing some of these around the library. Go Mean Green!!

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Phobophilia posted:

How the gently caress do you even blame Obama for that? Some of the groups involved in Bush's Sunni Awakening, who drove out the original AQ in Iraq, have probably gone over to ISIS as well. Not all, most are probably neutral, but this is a constantly shifting web of alliances dominated by some top dogs.
Don't you know? The president is personally responsible for literally everything that happens in the world when he's in office. Unless you voted for him, in which case he's just responsible for the good stuff and the bad stuff is the fault of the other side.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Cythereal posted:

The funny part: Wilhelm and Tirpitz envisioned being Britain's ally, a partner and equal to rule the world with.

Yeah, Wilhelm in particular really did think that they needed the navy before Britain would respect them, but once they did they could just be partners in crime, happily ruling the world forever. This was particularly stupid on his part.


In addition to all the reasons everyone else has said, the British parliament was pretty happy to get everything focused on a European war, because it provided a handy distraction from a serious crisis that was brewing over the Irish Question. The liberals were willing to let the Irish have Home Rule in exchange for propping them up in Parliament, they had pushed aside the opposition from the House of Lords to do so, but there was still serious opposition from within the ranks of the fairly conservative military. Had the July Crisis been resolved neatly somehow, it seems likely that some crazy poo poo would have gone down in Britain instead.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
On the theme of disguising things as other things from a few pages back, check out this "Sherman".



The "M10" Panthers were better than this, but not by much.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Hogge Wild posted:

Thanks! It's interesting how different far-flung cultures have created an untouchable caste.

Were the Regimental Executioners paid a salary or were they paid a fixed piece rate?
They get a salary.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

HEY GAL posted:

They get a salary.

Was tipping customary?

Were the possessions of executed soldiers dealt with differently than any other dead soldier?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

P-Mack posted:

Was tipping customary?

Were the possessions of executed soldiers dealt with differently than any other dead soldier?
Yes, and I don't know. The trials I've read mention what they're going to do with the convicted, but not what'll happen to his stuff.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.




That hat. :canada:

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Tipping the executioner would be a pretty american thing to do I guess?

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



HEY GAL, can you please recommend a primary source or two on the relative pay and level of training of pikemen and musketeers? Preferably in English, I know some German but not the 17th century kind. I'm having that problem of telling a history professor "I know someone on the Internet who disagrees with you."

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

PittTheElder posted:

Yeah, Wilhelm in particular really did think that they needed the navy before Britain would respect them, but once they did they could just be partners in crime, happily ruling the world forever. This was particularly stupid on his part.

Well, the US kinda pulled it off, but that was after Britain's glory days ended.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Chamale posted:

HEY GAL, can you please recommend a primary source or two on the relative pay and level of training of pikemen and musketeers? Preferably in English, I know some German but not the 17th century kind. I'm having that problem of telling a history professor "I know someone on the Internet who disagrees with you."
This is a secondary source but it has primary sources in it, it's available for free legally, and everything is English.
https://archive.org/details/cromwellsarmyhis00firtuoft

What's the dude's issue? (If he's talking about the 1500s and Spain and he says arquebusieros make more, he's correct since it was the hot new technology at the time and those guys would be elite specialists. But I bet he isn't.)

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



HEY GAL posted:

This is a secondary source but it has primary sources in it, it's available for free legally, and everything is English.
https://archive.org/details/cromwellsarmyhis00firtuoft

What's the dude's issue? (If he's talking about the 1500s and Spain and he says arquebusieros make more, he's correct since it was the hot new technology at the time and those guys would be elite specialists. But I bet he isn't.)

Thanks for the link. He was talking about the 15th century Ottomans, saying the guns were only for elite troops and that pikes were seen as weapons for under-trained conscripts. I commented that things were very different in the Thirty Years' War, and he said he didn't know whether or not that was the case. So it looks like the newness of gun technology was a big factor at first, then later it was pikemen getting more pay because they had to do drills to stay in good formation.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Chamale posted:

Thanks for the link. He was talking about the 15th century Ottomans, saying the guns were only for elite troops and that pikes were seen as weapons for under-trained conscripts. I commented that things were very different in the Thirty Years' War, and he said he didn't know whether or not that was the case. So it looks like the newness of gun technology was a big factor at first, then later it was pikemen getting more pay because they had to do drills to stay in good formation.
Nah, it's 'cause the Ottomans hate staff weapons for some reason.

And they don't make more because they have to drill, everyone has to work at this. They make more because it's a more honorable role. Framing it in terms of "what kind of work/how much work do you do" is missing the point.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
More like :scotland: really. It's a Tam o'Shanter hat, meaning the dude is probably from one of the Highlander units.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



HEY GAL posted:

Nah, it's 'cause the Ottomans hate staff weapons for some reason.

And they don't make more because they have to drill, everyone has to work at this. They make more because it's a more honorable role. Framing it in terms of "what kind of work/how much work do you do" is missing the point.

That's very interesting, thank you. Why is it considered more honourable to use the pike? I hope I'm not annoying you with all these questions.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Ensign Expendable posted:

On the theme of disguising things as other things from a few pages back, check out this "Sherman".



The "M10" Panthers were better than this, but not by much.

Clearly it's a Cargo Cult-esque attempt to make their vehicle more reliable.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Cythereal posted:

Well, the US kinda pulled it off, but that was after Britain's glory days ended.

Exactly. If Britain had been a genuine equal in economic/military/etc terms after World War 2 instead of clearly broke and second-string, things would have gone differently. Churchill definitely wasn't at all keen on the US's stance against colonialism and the Empire, for instance, but after the Suez crisis it was clear that the UK couldn't act against the US's wishes when it came to anything major.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Arquinsiel posted:

More like :scotland: really. It's a Tam o'Shanter hat, meaning the dude is probably from one of the Highlander units.

I suppose. But it's still Canadian Highlander regiments (there's 4 or 5 of them).

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Chamale posted:

That's very interesting, thank you. Why is it considered more honourable to use the pike? I hope I'm not annoying you with all these questions.
I think the original reason was that it's older--not only that the Swiss invented this fighting style in the present day but that it stretches all the way back to antiquity. Phillip of Macedon is supposed to have invented them, for heaven's sake. After that, I think the high esteem they were held in and the results of that esteem fed into each other--the Fendrich marches among the pikes because they're honorable and they're honorable because the flag is there; if a nobleman wants to become a common soldier he picks pike and they're more honorable because nobles are there, etc etc. When someone dies in camp they carry him away on pikes, when you're trying to ford a river with an important figure you carry him across on pikes, and a Rotte of pikemen can drive their pikes into the ground and use them as the central supports for a little withy shelter, so they also sleep beneath pikes.

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

HEY GAL posted:

I think the original reason was that it's older--not only that the Swiss invented this fighting style in the present day but that it stretches all the way back to antiquity. Phillip of Macedon is supposed to have invented them, for heaven's sake. After that, I think the high esteem they were held in and the results of that esteem fed into each other--the Fendrich marches among the pikes because they're honorable and they're honorable because the flag is there; if a nobleman wants to become a common soldier he picks pike and they're more honorable because nobles are there, etc etc. When someone dies in camp they carry him away on pikes, when you're trying to ford a river with an important figure you carry him across on pikes, and a Rotte of pikemen can drive their pikes into the ground and use them as the central supports for a little withy shelter, so they also sleep beneath pikes.

I know what my next Mount and Blade build is going to be.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Ensign Expendable posted:

On the theme of disguising things as other things from a few pages back, check out this "Sherman".



The "M10" Panthers were better than this, but not by much.

What's the point of this?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Slavvy posted:

What's the point of this?

Deception or anti-tank training? Or just some Panzergrenadiers having too much time and way too much papier-mache at hand...

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

HEY GAL posted:

Nah, it's 'cause the Ottomans hate staff weapons for some reason.

And they don't make more because they have to drill, everyone has to work at this. They make more because it's a more honorable role. Framing it in terms of "what kind of work/how much work do you do" is missing the point.

The Ottomans had one Janissary Orta (forgot which one) dedicated polearms and these were considered a poo poo assignment by contemporaries. You can read about them going on about the skill with the scimitar or bow all day, but polearms are somewhat the place that the dudes get put in that are considered too stupid for an office job or incapable of wielding a "real" weapon.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

JaucheCharly posted:

The Ottomans had one Janissary Orta (forgot which one) dedicated polearms and these were considered a poo poo assignment by contemporaries. You can read about them going on about the skill with the scimitar or bow all day, but polearms are somewhat the place that the dudes get put in that are considered incapable of wielding a "real" weapon.
Whereas my guys will consistently refer to "weapons and muskets" in their contracts.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Slavvy posted:

What's the point of this?
Same as the truck earlier, trying to not get shot up by a plane.

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Feb 19, 2001

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