Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Idran: Jan 13, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Nope, looks like that's the original panel as far as I can tell; it's from Silver Star by Jack Kirby, not sure of the issue number.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 03:04

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Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

The internet has made me an untrusting, suspicious man.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 03:06

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Lurdiak posted:

The internet has made me an untrusting, suspicious man.

I still feel ashamed for having posted the solid dick one.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 07:51

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

WickedHate posted:

I still feel ashamed for having posted the solid dick one.

Don't, even if it was an edit, it was funny. Well, to me at least.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 08:10

Seldom Posts: Jul 4, 2010; Grimey Drawer

Chocolate Teapot posted:

The difference is that Meredith Gran (and most of the side story artists) knows how to frame a comic book, whilst Ryan North doesn't. Here's an obsessively set of examples from a single issue of the main series:

Over the course of three pages, PB announces that she has a "Time Machine" three times; firstly with a play on words which needs additional dialogue to explain the joke, secondly with a proper magic device but to nobody in particular, and thirdly she shows that to F&J on another page, because she was announcing it to nobody, and now it's using a shitload more words to do the exact same thing. It's redundant as gently caress, and doesn't flow like a comic should.

Meanwhile, in the space of just three panels, Anthony Clark (Nedroid) does the same sort of joke but infinitely better, using comic framing and space, because that's how comic books are supposed to work.

EDIT: images are from Adventure Time #6

The repetition is the point of the joke in the first set. That is why it's funny.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:20

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

Idran posted:

Nope, looks like that's the original panel as far as I can tell; it's from Silver Star by Jack Kirby, not sure of the issue number.

Yep, it's real. Silver Star #1.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:24

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

WickedHate posted:

I still feel ashamed for having posted the solid dick one.

That was you? You have no idea how many of my friends that don't read comics have emailed me that drat panel.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 15:53

Servoret: Nov 8, 2009

Rhyno posted:

Let's just bring back classic Marvel naming conventions and call him the Black Spider.

World War Hulk: Aftersmash! - Damage Control #2

# ? Jan 26, 2015 20:23

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Lurdiak posted:

The internet has made me an untrusting, suspicious man.

Sounds like you have rattled gonads.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 20:30

Scuba Trooper: Feb 25, 2006

Black Buck, holy poo poo

# ? Jan 26, 2015 20:59

BIG HEADLINE: Jun 13, 2006; "Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Almost as bad as the Barracuda spinoff of Ennis' Punisher MAX series. I honestly think Ennis had a bet to see how many derogatory terms he could fit into an unrestricted book - "shine" even made an appearance.

# ? Jan 27, 2015 00:14

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

"Big Brother" is pretty great, though

# ? Jan 27, 2015 00:37

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

zoux posted:

Sounds like you have rattled gonads.

Sometimes comics are so weird that you just have to doubt their authenticity.

# ? Jan 27, 2015 00:42

Rohan Kishibe: Oct 29, 2011; Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

Servoret posted:

World War Hulk: Aftersmash! - Damage Control #2

I am a great magician, your hard hat is yellow.

# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:55

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Say Nothing posted:

Sometimes comics are so weird that you just have to doubt their authenticity.

A seal yes. A baby no.
I actually own this issue. I'm going to have to dig up some sweet rear end NFL Superpro to share.

# ? Jan 27, 2015 02:47

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Teen Dog was poo poo last month but pretty good this month! Teen Dog #5

# ? Jan 27, 2015 06:55

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I saw this today.

Cap has a ... unique motorcycle helmet. The sad thing is it ALMOST looks normal in that first panel.

# ? Jan 27, 2015 07:27

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Those are not the same helmet.

# ? Jan 27, 2015 07:40

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Captain America, the classic 1979 version.

# ? Jan 27, 2015 07:46

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Say Nothing posted:

Captain America, the classic 1979 version.

Oh, Reb Brown. :allears:

Oh wait, he neither screams insanely or kills anything. gently caress those movies.

# ? Jan 27, 2015 09:24

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Oh, Reb Brown.

Oh wait, he neither screams insanely or kills anything. gently caress those movies.

He doesn't even show up in costume till like 45 minutes in!

# ? Jan 27, 2015 13:41

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Yvonmukluk posted:

He doesn't even show up in costume till like 45 minutes in!

Yeah...second one's a bit better, but that's mostly because the villain is Christopher Motherfucking Lee.

# ? Jan 27, 2015 19:11

trashbuilder: Dec 26, 2013; Look at all the poor opinions I have

Vincent posted:

Hydra Bob, agent of...Hydra.

I know it's a joke but in the back of my head i write a comic called Kyle agent of hydra and it's about him being afraid of going to war and having ptsd. It is sad and funny at the same time and only exists in my man child like brain.

ie first issue is kyle's best friends life and the shield agent who kills him life up until the point his best friend gets shot by a shield agent and dies infront of kyle.

I do not have an exciting job

# ? Jan 27, 2015 19:24

Servoret: Nov 8, 2009

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Almost as bad as the Barracuda spinoff of Ennis' Punisher MAX series. I honestly think Ennis had a bet to see how many derogatory terms he could fit into an unrestricted book - "shine" even made an appearance.

The difference being that Dwayne McDuffie was doing a parody and wasn't a white guy with Tourette's. He also famously wrote the Teenage Negro Ninja Thrashers proposal after Marvel debuted a bunch of black teenage superheroes who all had skateboard-based superpowers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INH2eis_Hlg

I wish he had done a lot more Damage Control than he ended up doing before he died.

# ? Jan 27, 2015 19:47

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Yeah...second one's a bit better, but that's mostly because the villain is Christopher Motherfucking Lee.

Playing a South American guerilla leader. :psyduck:

# ? Jan 27, 2015 19:50

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Yvonmukluk posted:

Playing a South American guerilla leader.

Christopher Lee is awesome enough to play any race. :colbert:

# ? Jan 27, 2015 20:12

fatherboxx: Mar 25, 2013

e: confused

fatherboxx fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Jan 27, 2015

# ? Jan 27, 2015 20:27

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Christopher Lee is awesome enough to play any race.

No longer Saruman the White, now Saruman of Many Colours!

# ? Jan 27, 2015 20:28

Vincent: Nov 25, 2005

Servoret posted:

World War Hulk: Aftersmash! - Damage Control #2

# ? Jan 27, 2015 21:14

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Yvonmukluk posted:

Playing a South American guerilla leader.

WHO....is effortlessly able to dodge Captain Reb Brown's Shield throw (and the ricochet shot) , because he was used to fighting tribes who hunt using Boomerangs.

God bless the Spoony One for bringing that film to my attention.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 15:21

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Gaylactus, by Phil Jiminez. No idea of the context. I'm assuming Wizard Magazine.

Did Tom of Finland ever do comic books?

# ? Jan 28, 2015 15:54

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Only in a better universe.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 16:02

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Now we know what Freddie Mercury has been doing since he "died."

# ? Jan 28, 2015 16:11

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

To me, my fat bottomed girls!

# ? Jan 28, 2015 17:15

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

New Avengers #29's Captain America is VERY ANGRY ABOUT THAT THING:

# ? Jan 28, 2015 17:27

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

His face is really rather wonky.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 17:28

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Majuju posted:

New Avengers #29's Captain America is VERY ANGRY ABOUT THAT THING:

Steve Rogers, finally looking his age.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:37

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

It kinda looks like the colorist changed his mind about the light source halfway through.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:24

Vincent: Nov 25, 2005

zoux posted:

Gaylactus, by Phil Jiminez. No idea of the context. I'm assuming Wizard Magazine.

Did Tom of Finland ever do comic books?

The context is that Wizard asked a bunch of gay comic book artist to re-design some superhero costumes (because as we all know, all gay men have the innate abilities to be fashion designers). That was their galactus because, as they said "Doesn't Galactus appears as a different majestic creature to everyone who sees him?"

I think they nailed it.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:23

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a cock shaped fruit: Aug 23, 2010; The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

I love Batroc the leaper:

Captain America, #031 - Avengers Disassembled

# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:08

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