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Jerusalem posted:
You just don't know football, Jerusalem.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:54 |
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:You just don't know football, Jerusalem. Boardroom Jimmy, I request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:55 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:And that little goon grew up to be... Roy Cohn. Now you know the rest of the story. No, I can't kill you either. Look at you, standing there on your hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:57 |
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Do over Ham posted:Oh, sure, now Jerusalem's just a little boy buying libraries. But some day, he'll be a grown man buying stadiums and -- and quarries. And my son Jerusalem...he owns a factory downtown.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:58 |
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Jerusalem posted:Boardroom Jimmy, I request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas. Sorry, Jerusalem, I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered. Maybe even a little curious. But the answer is still no.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:58 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Sorry, Jerusalem, I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. ....pack of triple-thick condoms....
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:10 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:And my son Jerusalem...he owns a factory downtown. Oh, don't worry, Drink-Mix Man. You know me, and I'm a superstar at the cracker factory.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:47 |
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Do over Ham posted:Oh, don't worry, Drink-Mix Man. You know me, and I'm a superstar at the cracker factory. Don't worry, Ham. It just so happens I have a chair at Springfield University.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:29 |
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Jerusalem posted:....pack of triple-thick condoms.... Boy, I'd like to live in one of those.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:18 |
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Jerusalem posted:....pack of triple-thick condoms.... I owe my robust physique to your tubes of triple-bleached goo.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 05:35 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:I owe my robust physique to your tubes of triple-bleached goo.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 05:41 |
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Jerusalem posted:I was at the library store. I was buying libraries. You'll notice I no longer say Lie-berry or Tommorie.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 05:50 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:You'll notice I no longer say Lie-berry or Tommorie. Nukular, jscolon2.0. It's pronounced "Nukular".
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 05:57 |
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AlliedBiscuit posted:Nukular, jscolon2.0. It's pronounced "Nukular". I can't excape AlliedBiscuit, our little walking liberry.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:16 |
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Everything Counts posted:I can't excape AlliedBiscuit, our little walking liberry. Me fail English? That's unpossible
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:25 |
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IMJack posted:Don't worry, Ham. It just so happens I have a chair at Springfield University. I see. Well, you know, fellows, I look at the admissions board a lot like a baseball team. You all like baseball, don't you? Yes, well, to have a successful baseball club, you need teamwork, not some hot-dog admissions officer playing by his own rules!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:57 |
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Do over Ham posted:I see. Well, you know, fellows, I look at the admissions board a lot like a baseball team. You all like baseball, don't you? ♫♫♫ Well, Mr. Burns had done it, The Power Plant had won it, With Roger Clemens clucking all the while, Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile, While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar-room tile. We're talkin' softball, From Maine to San Diego, Talkin' softball, Mattingly and Canseco, Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw, Steve Sax and his run-in with the law, We're talkin' Homer, Ozzie and the Straw. ♫♫♫
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:08 |
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TMMadman posted:♫♫♫ Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 08:03 |
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Do over Ham posted:
The other day I wanted a beer so bad I ate the dirt under the bleachers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGybS6TWEM
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:08 |
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Skeesix posted:The other day I wanted a beer so bad I ate the dirt under the bleachers! I was in heaven. If horseracing is the sport of kings, then surely bowling is a...very good sport as well.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:16 |
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Do over Ham posted:I was in heaven. If horseracing is the sport of kings, then surely bowling is a...very good sport as well. I live above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 14:55 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:I live above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley. Hey Nate! Way to get Do over Ham pregnant!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 15:24 |
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Mira posted:Hey Nate! Way to get Do over Ham pregnant!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 15:30 |
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Do over Ham posted:
Tuborg, the beer of Danish kings!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 18:11 |
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Do over Ham posted:
Do over Ham posted:
I guess it's obvious what's happened here. Do over Ham has somehow managed to sneak Adult Swim quotes into my thread. . . . . Well come on! Use your imaginations!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 19:15 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:I guess it's obvious what's happened here. Do over Ham has somehow managed to sneak Adult Swim quotes into my thread. It's in Revelations, people!!!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 19:26 |
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IMJack posted:It's in Revelations, people!!! It's the four elephants of the apocalypse!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:27 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:It's the four elephants of the apocalypse! TMMadman... Yeah, right, mister, mm-hmm. An elephant just knocked over your mailbox. Okay.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:37 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:It's the four elephants of the apocalypse! You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 22:59 |
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PT6A posted:You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful! Look! It's this... thing!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 23:13 |
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Skeesix posted:The other day I wanted a beer so bad I ate the dirt under the bleachers! Halfback passes to the center...back to the wing...back to the center. Center holds it...holds it... Holds it...
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:55 |
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Lord Hydronium posted:Halfback passes to the center...back to the wing...back to the center. Center holds it...holds it... Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Arruglia! And... Pizzoza!
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 02:06 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Look! It's this... thing! Well isn't that just super.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 02:58 |
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TMMadman posted:TMMadman... Yeah, right, mister, mm-hmm. An elephant just knocked over your mailbox. Okay. Aww look, there's a dog driving a bus!
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 03:39 |
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This is cool, we're gonna die aren't we!
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 03:55 |
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Root Bear posted:Aww look, there's a dog driving a bus! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL! Here Puff! Here Puff!
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 04:03 |
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Root Bear posted:Aww look, there's a dog driving a bus! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 04:50 |
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PT6A posted:I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." I call it "Billy and the Clonasaurus"
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 05:26 |
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No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. We're the Drink-Mix Man Experience, Featuring Root Bear.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 06:57 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 00:40 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. We're the Drink-Mix Man Experience, Featuring Root Bear. I thought we were Quiet Riot.
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