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Farlo
Jan 12, 2015

nickmeister posted:

Okay, so I remember watching a movie on a movie channel (probably HBO). This was near the end. Also, the movie wasn't too old. Probably came out in the mid 2000's, MAYBE the late nineties.

So there's a scene where all of the movie's characters are sitting around a dinner table at night. Maybe five-seven of them? They're an eclectic bunch. A white teen girl, a black man in his early thirties, maybe a couple of older guys. Anyway, they all seemed to be opposed to one man. This guy was a typical, slick politician they all had it out for. They were attempting to poison him. This backfires, and he ends up poisoning them, or something. When the movie ends, it pulls out and they are all dead. The scene is then represented with action figures or dolls or something. With the politician standing over their dead bodies.

One last thing I remember about the dinner scene is the black man is very angry and hyperactive. He has some argument with the white teen girl who is an uptight, conservative. He says something along the lines of "what you need is a good, hard dick!"

That's all I can remember. It seemed like an interesting movie to watch from beginning to end, but I can't recall the name and it's driving me nuts.
I don't remember there being an action figure/doll segment but that sounds a lot like The Last Supper

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mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

Farlo posted:

I don't remember there being an action figure/doll segment but that sounds a lot like The Last Supper

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is it. Thanks a lot!

ButtWolf
Dec 30, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This isnt probably the place, but is Vince Vaughn also in the first Jurassic Park one for a brief moment? The internet has nothing but Im positive he is. Can anyone confirm?

ButtWolf fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Jan 25, 2015

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

Nope, he was only in the second one.

Chewy Bitems
Dec 25, 2012

PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!
Never heard of Vince Vaughan being in JP before & severely doubt he was.

The story of him getting cast in the sequel is that to clear the rights to use the Jaws music in Swingers, Spielberg was sent a copy of the film & he liked Vaughan in that so cast him. And Swingers wasn't made for a couple of years after JP, so you must be getting mixed up with somebody else/another film.

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.
I was browsing through one of the (now locked) Gif threads, earlier today, and I happened upon a Gif from an animated movie I recall seeing ages ago. (mid 80's if i recall correctly?)
I can't for the life of me remember the title, or even plot. But I kinda want to see it, again.

Gif in question is linked below.

http://i.imgur.com/aRsmwbJ.gifv

FIX SIGNS fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Jan 25, 2015

Chewy Bitems
Dec 25, 2012

PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!

Snaguaro posted:

...a Gif from an animated movie...
That'd be Heavy Metal (1981)

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Snaguaro posted:

I was browsing through one of the (now locked) Gif threads, earlier today, and I happened upon a Gif from an animated movie I recall seeing ages ago. (mid 80's if i recall correctly?)
I can't for the life of me remember the title, or even plot. But I kinda want to see it, again.

Gif in question is linked below.

http://i.imgur.com/aRsmwbJ.gifv

Heavy metal, I'm pretty sure

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.

Chewy Bitems posted:

That'd be Heavy Metal (1981)

ladron posted:

Heavy metal, I'm pretty sure

FFS. are you serious?

Well I feel like an idiot, now. I don't remember that segment AT ALL.

Thanks!

FIX SIGNS fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Jan 25, 2015

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I remember a movie commercial in the 90s I think, some white dude goes home to his white wife and is like "I'm your husband" and she has no idea who he is (or pretends not to anyway)

I think it was played like a romantic comedy

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Overboard

A Major Fucker
Mar 10, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
waht's the movie where tom cruise is a defense lawyer until he gets in a car accident

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

A Major Fucker posted:

waht's the movie where tom cruise is a defense lawyer until he gets in a car accident

Vanilla Sky? I can't remember if he's a lawyer or not.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

A Major Fucker posted:

waht's the movie where tom cruise is a defense lawyer until he gets in a car accident

The Firm ?

Allyn
Sep 4, 2007

I love Charlie from Busted!
Anyone happen to remember a short film about a woman who finds a matte of hair in the sink, which she begins pulling at compulsively, until eventually she finds she has a whole man, seemingly made of hair? Think I saw it on Vimeo about 5 years ago, so entirely possible that next-to-nobody saw it. Was a weird mindfuck/surreal type thing, pretty sure it was in black and white, and about 10-15 minutes long I think.

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.
OK, saw this late at night late 90's or early 2000's. I think it was a late 80's or early 90's film, possibly coming of age type thing. A creepy guy in an American suburb is obsessed with a girl, he has a friend who screws a watermelon which was in the microwave, burns his dick in search of the perfect sex toy. Weird film but I'm afraid those are the only details.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
EDIT: Woops, wrong frickin' thread.

K. Waste fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Jan 28, 2015

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


Allyn posted:

Anyone happen to remember a short film about a woman who finds a matte of hair in the sink, which she begins pulling at compulsively, until eventually she finds she has a whole man, seemingly made of hair? Think I saw it on Vimeo about 5 years ago, so entirely possible that next-to-nobody saw it. Was a weird mindfuck/surreal type thing, pretty sure it was in black and white, and about 10-15 minutes long I think.

I remember seeing this one! It used to get played late night in NZ a fair bit.

http://shortsbay.com/film/kitchen-sink

Excerpt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AK680wAjqo

Chubby Henparty fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Jan 28, 2015

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

I'm thinking of an old (50's/60's) rom-com I saw when I was little where the woman was extraordinarily ditzy, to the point of frustration for the male lead. At the end they're having a picnic or something outdoors and he begrudgingly accepts her faults and he's long "come on, ____" and they walk offscreen together or something.

That's all I have to go by but I remember thinking the movie was hilarious

El Graplurado
Mar 24, 2004
I do backflips when you're not looking.
A New Leaf?

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

I will watch it and report back

sbagliom
Mar 27, 2010

SOCIALISM IS DEAD

Jihad Joe posted:

OK, saw this late at night late 90's or early 2000's. I think it was a late 80's or early 90's film, possibly coming of age type thing. A creepy guy in an American suburb is obsessed with a girl, he has a friend who screws a watermelon which was in the microwave, burns his dick in search of the perfect sex toy. Weird film but I'm afraid those are the only details.

Eight Days a Week. A prime example of this.

Boz0r
Sep 7, 2006
The Rocketship in action.
What movie has some agents or something waiting for a something to get into position, and someone says various versions of "target is in position" "Eagle is in the nest" "Lion is in the pond" getting more and more ridiculous?

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Boz0r posted:

What movie has some agents or something waiting for a something to get into position, and someone says various versions of "target is in position" "Eagle is in the nest" "Lion is in the pond" getting more and more ridiculous?

Blank Check (1994) had:

Time - Phrase

00:24:22 - Not to worry. - Uh-huh.

00:24:28 Yeah!

00:24:31 - The Eagle has landed. - Hmm?

00:24:42 The horse is in the barn.

00:24:50 The chicken... is in the pot.

Boz0r
Sep 7, 2006
The Rocketship in action.
That fits, but I've never seen that one.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

There was a Weird Al "documentary" (on Disney Chanel I think) that had that gag.

Edit: Here it is, it was a video file on his Running with Scissors CD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ91qRcb-a4

Kramjacks fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Jan 30, 2015

jeff8472
Dec 28, 2000

He died from watch-in-ass disease
Hot Shots part deux had a gag like that too.

http://vimeo.com/14118956

Boz0r
Sep 7, 2006
The Rocketship in action.
Hot Shots again. I forgot to rewatch all the Abrahams/Zucker movies.

smokieye
Aug 10, 2007

I watched this movie about 5 to 6 years ago on TCM channel. It's an old movie, in colour. I only catched the ending which had a female and a boy in some huge tent thing and it's all fire around them. It's likely that one of them started the fire. The tent is being destroyed and they run outside. They're crying and look very desperated. The two of them are family probably sister brother or mother and son. I also remember on the TCM website says this is a cult film? The movie looked really really weird and has a very low IMDB rating.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.


Thanks, this was it

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
A film set in Ireland I think. A guy just died and people are either coming together to remember him or because they think he'd include them in his will. In the end it turns out he left a lot (maybe all) of his money/property to this boy, who may secretly have been his son. I don't think the kid finds out though, and two characters mention telling him when he's older.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


computer parts posted:

A film set in Ireland I think. A guy just died and people are either coming together to remember him or because they think he'd include them in his will. In the end it turns out he left a lot (maybe all) of his money/property to this boy, who may secretly have been his son. I don't think the kid finds out though, and two characters mention telling him when he's older.

Waking Ned Devine

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

That's it, thank you.

Skunkduster
Jul 15, 2005




I think it was a cop movie like Beverly Hills Cop, but newer and more violent. Maybe something more like Metro or Bad Boys. Two cars meet in an empty lot (one car, one pickup truck, I think it was). The occupants are talking to each other when one guy looks in the mirror notices somebody sneaking up on his car from behind. I think the guy sneaking ended up getting smashed between the two cars.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

SkunkDuster posted:

I think it was a cop movie like Beverly Hills Cop, but newer and more violent. Maybe something more like Metro or Bad Boys. Two cars meet in an empty lot (one car, one pickup truck, I think it was). The occupants are talking to each other when one guy looks in the mirror notices somebody sneaking up on his car from behind. I think the guy sneaking ended up getting smashed between the two cars.

There's a scene like this in Heat.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Hi guys. I was directed here by another thread.

My brain insists that when I was a child I watched a movie on daytime television that was from the 80's-early 90's. All I remember is Rutger Hauer and time travel involving a circle of fire or something appearing around you. Some sort of crystal was also involved. Am I on crack or is this a real thing?

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Slavvy posted:

Hi guys. I was directed here by another thread.

My brain insists that when I was a child I watched a movie on daytime television that was from the 80's-early 90's. All I remember is Rutger Hauer and time travel involving a circle of fire or something appearing around you. Some sort of crystal was also involved. Am I on crack or is this a real thing?

Crossworlds?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115985/

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

I've got a film I need help identifying. I first saw it anywhere between 1993 and 1995, and had woken up in the middle of it airing on tv.

All I remember is a really horny dude, someone wearing glasses, and a bunch of people having to give the horny dude an injection of some sorts to calm him down after he saw an attractive woman.

Is this too vague?

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012


Looks like a winner!

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Discospawn
Mar 3, 2007

fappenmeister posted:

I've got a film I need help identifying. I first saw it anywhere between 1993 and 1995, and had woken up in the middle of it airing on tv.

All I remember is a really horny dude, someone wearing glasses, and a bunch of people having to give the horny dude an injection of some sorts to calm him down after he saw an attractive woman.

Is this too vague?

This is a long shot, but was it Weekend at Bernie's II (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108539/?ref_=nv_sr_2)? One of the main guys is portrayed as a womanizer the entire movie, but then in the end they need the blood of a virgin and he offers his finger to be pricked because he's actually never gotten laid. I think he ends up getting together with an attractive female character at the end of the movie. Bernie wears glasses throughout the movie.

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