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Cliche Guevara posted:Packer does it again. Nearly ten hours of the Jerry Lewis MDA telethon. Good thing we're still recovering from snow - time to listen! "She's got a swastiker on her rear end THIS BIG!! It's alright, it's okay..." Getting it right now. Thanks for the heads up! To Battle posted:hahaha that may be my favorite prank of all time because Artie laughs for like a good 10 minutes. I love how Howard and Artie describe the guy by sounding like the saddest motherfucker on the entire earth.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut4PrlyaA0c This whole set is amazing but I love this one the most.
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At work yesterday me and another guy were talking about the best prank call and I insisted the Talking Yankees series was the best of the public access ones. The killer was after all year talking about anything BUT the Yankees (how about that barometric pressure, my favorite line of all time) he changed the show to "talking Xbox" and they hit him with like 5 Yankees calls "oh god I need some real callers...I also need a cohost....hello you're on the air" "HEY FUCKIN human being" ...you're on the air "umm, you think they gonna pick up Manny Rameriz next year" edit OMG I started typing this before going to the next page and seeing this call linked by haljordan
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Ribsauce posted:At work yesterday me and another guy were talking about the best prank call and I insisted the Talking Yankees series was the best of the public access ones. The killer was after all year talking about anything BUT the Yankees (how about that barometric pressure, my favorite line of all time) he changed the show to "talking Xbox" and they hit him with like 5 Yankees calls "oh god I need some real callers...I also need a cohost....hello you're on the air" "HEY FUCKIN human being" ...you're on the air "umm, you think they gonna pick up Manny Rameriz next year" "Barometric pressure" is in fact the best line from those calls. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
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Is there even a 1% chance anyone but Jonah Falcon himself wrote this wikipedia page? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon His wiki entry should be like 3 lines long, not 3 pages. Former host of Talking Yankees. He is not sure about that barometric pressure. He needs some real callers please. ok maybe 4 "He has a 13.5" cock he pulled out at George Takai's bachelor party" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeAKb9W_zZo The weather starts 2 minutes. You can mark 2:30 as "the time and the date we found out who the stupidest person on earth is"
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Fuckin worms are eatin' my rear end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46VS61LB-dU Jonah Falcon posts (he used a picture of himself as his avatar and his real name as his username) on some dumb forum I used to look at and yeah, he is a total self-absorbed douchebag who acts like he's famous. Hearing Richard and Sal troll him years later was pretty satisfying.
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This is my favorite Jonah Falcon bit This exchange is just the best, and it's not even Sal or Richard: Caller: What did you think of- You're on the air! Jonah: Yeah. Caller: Suck a dick, you human being!
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Ribsauce posted:Is there even a 1% chance anyone but Jonah Falcon himself wrote this wikipedia page? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon George whispering "can I touch it" is creepy and hilarious at the same time
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The "overmodulated phone" tradio call is my faaaaaavorite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yi0AO6fXZk
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Sasquatch! posted:The "overmodulated phone" tradio call is my faaaaaavorite. For some reason I don't recall hearing that call before. That was great. Thanks.
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To Battle posted:hahaha that may be my favorite prank of all time because Artie laughs for like a good 10 minutes. I also really love Howard's impression of the guy. What I can't stand is when Howard talks about when he used to prank call someone, pretending to be a girl, talking about scumbags. The sound of his voice, plus the thought of him having sex is just  Edit: oh god new page. Regarding Jonah Falcon, I can't get enough of him desperately trying to whip out some witty comeback. Like when Sal talks about his fondest memory of being at a Yankees game and blowing his dad, Jonah has no idea what to say. "Yeah, I... I bet you liked that. I bet... I bet you really liked that." And then there's when he says something inane like "I don't really like hearing about other people's fantasies". In the words of fake Arnold, "dat's a guhd wan". Also, barometric pressure is the funniest line from any prank call, but my favourite call overall is the Hugs for Harlem No Gravity one. "Can I tell you my favourite Matt Dillon story, real briefly?" "Uhhh... ok-... " *massive Mike Walker fart* It definitely helps a bit to know where the Mike Walker clips are from, though. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Jan 29, 2015 |
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Sasquatch! posted:The "overmodulated phone" tradio call is my faaaaaavorite. I laughed so hard at this.
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John Fütbol posted:This is my favorite Jonah Falcon bit LOL that guy was one of Sal's jackass Long Island friends. I admit the timing of the line and of course the line itself couldn't have been better!!
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Evil Agita posted:Does that creep John Hein still work there? It's Jan Hein now, and she's on the market if you're a lesbian: https://twitter.com/sternshow/status/552800324260745217/photo/1
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Sand Monster posted:It's Jan Hein now, and she's on the market if you're a lesbian: https://twitter.com/sternshow/status/552800324260745217/photo/1 ... sometimes I miss this show.
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Man, I love how Jon Hein thinks no one would call bs on his story. "Umm, I only had sex with 2 girls, but, umm, I got 55 blowjobs." I can still remember Artie's joke "I thought Jon Hein was gay, 50 blowjobs." How can I remember that stupid joke? Ladies dig dudes who wear sports team shirts 5 times too large and only have three interests in life: Stern, television, and fast food.
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Ribsauce posted:Man, I love how Jon Hein thinks no one would call bs on his story. "Umm, I only had sex with 2 girls, but, umm, I got 55 blowjobs." I can't recall but did he claim that it was over 80 blowjobs by 80 different women? I think it was. Blowjob King indeed.
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Beth is on the late late show. No idea who this host is.
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Bonzo posted:Beth is on the late late show. No idea who this host is. And 99% of America has no idea who the guest is.
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MrMidnight posted:I can't recall but did he claim that it was over 80 blowjobs by 80 different women? I think it was. Blowjob King indeed. at 80 different Chuck E. Cheeses
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AxeManiac posted:at 80 different Chuck E. Cheeses 
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Bonzo posted:Beth is on the late late show. No idea who this host is. You should watch the whole thing, but she is on at around 18 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXIQRh6f6kc To be honest, as a European goon, I've never actually seen Beth on TV very much at all. I thought she came across pretty well. 
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LampkinsMateSteve posted:To be honest, as a European goon, I've never actually seen Beth on TV very much at all. I thought she came across pretty well. "Being pleasant on camera" is literally in her job description.
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MrMidnight posted:I can't recall but did he claim that it was over 80 blowjobs by 80 different women? I think it was. Blowjob King indeed. I tracked down the clip later, apparently "I got to 33 when I wrote out the list." (I stopped listening, maybe he This was the same day Artie "tripped over his bed and hit his dresser on the eye." The sure sign of a heroin addict covering up their story is they keep adding more and more details that seem weird. In this 1) his nurse did not put on gloves 2) the hospital was prank called 3) the nurse was so fat Artie had to help her do everything. I couldn't listen to the whole clip because it kept derailing to Artie's story about "tripping over his bed" edit I misread your question, yes each alleged count up to 80 was allegedly from a different woman. Ribsauce fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Feb 1, 2015 |
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LampkinsMateSteve posted:You should watch the whole thing, but she is on at around 18 minutes. Yoda was "Cleaning and licking their bums". drat, even the cats get their salad's tossed and Howard doesn't.
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AxeManiac posted:at 80 different Chuck E. Cheeses Ya know, Sal might be a total moron, but he is a genius at coming up with nicknames/memes, and then making them stick. "Horse Tooth Jackass" was great in it's day, and "John Boy-Toucher Hein" is a stroke of brilliance. Also, the radio show prank where the guy says Happy Birth day to "Gabe Oytoucher" always cracks me up.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFfyA2qhfA Been listening to this all night at work, I really miss Sal being mean. I wish he would stop just playing house with Richard and get on his rear end and make some more calls. They used to torture fast food places, people trying to sell their stupid books and drunk/insane people. I also miss Blue Iris 3:12 of that, when Sal calls an asian clock repair lady. She keeps saying clock as cock. Man, he needs to do more of this null_user01013 fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Feb 1, 2015 |
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a cop posted:Beth is a sweet girl. ♫ When I seeee Beeeth smiiiiiiliiiing ♫
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GenoCanSing posted:♫ When I seeee Beeeth smiiiiiiliiiing ♫ gently caress you for reminding me that this is an actual thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXdjco1Wi4Y
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Someone at the Howard Stern sub-reddit works with the Jesus Twins' manager. Unsurprisingly he now works as a car salesman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0-jLz8kMMg Superfluous.
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Can someone listening to today's show explain why Sal has poo poo on his hands? https://twitter.com/sternshow/status/562233911753723906
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A discussion of Sal's wiping habits. It was functionally the same thing as a Wendy The Retard bit. This NFL style announcing of colleges of the Stern staff is an inspired bit.
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Wow, I've never heard Richard cry (aside from the waxing). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peONmfGV-6Q
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Wow, I've never heard Richard cry (aside from the waxing). He also cried once on the Wrap Up Show whilst discussing the episode of King of the Hill where Hank's dad dies
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DeadBonesBrook posted:He also cried once on the Wrap Up Show whilst discussing the episode of King of the Hill where Hank's dad dies Hahaha, wow. 1) Do you have a link? 2) I had no idea Cotton died, I love the show but haven't seen all of it obviously. EDIT: Most of this is about Sal, but when they start ripping on ETM, I loving lost it. I mean, I've heard it before, but for anyone who's interested, in the last third they start making fun of how Eric replies to EVERY mean tweet sent his way. Just as good the 8th time around, as all Eric bits are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoLXufITbws Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Feb 2, 2015 |
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