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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I can't wait until Gideon publishes his parliamentary memoirs and reveals he was off his face for the entire five years.

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Endjinneer posted:

:ghost::ghost::ghost:
Best post of the thread.

Really? A pop science joke? Even normies know that and quantum cats and now because of Interstellar they think they now understand 4d tesseracts and black holes. Gotta get way more esoteric.

Tragic Peculiar
May 22, 2008

Angepain posted:

I can't wait until Gideon publishes his parliamentary memoirs and reveals he was off his face for the entire five years.

Never mind that. Look at the effect it's had on his genitals! :flaccid:

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Angepain posted:

I can't wait until Gideon publishes his parliamentary memoirs and reveals he was off his face for the entire five years.

I suspect that he's on some extremely strong prescription medication and that the media are doing that thing where they all know about it but don't report on it, like with Charles Kennedy's booze issues (the Westminster Omerta thing)

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

TheHoodedClaw posted:

Osborne looks - once again - like he's pretty strung out. He's wanting to take a big long drink of that cider.

That is quite clearly homebrewed piss from Gideon's own shrivelled todger.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
What is that object. I don't know what that object is.


e: it's upsetting me

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eeIXxO2-6c

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Disinterested posted:

There was a recent season of rumbling rumours that SF would take up their seats, I think it's just based on that.

I was actually idly thinking the other day: Would there be an event, such as some tremendous natural disaster perhaps, where SF would agree to take up their seats, even if only for a single vote? Something where they agreed with the necessity of action and supported the proposition, and where their votes were necessary. I'd be inclined to say you have to torture probability pretty hard to come to an affirmative here, for instance if almost every other MP was wiped out, but SF's were not, and were needed for a quorum. But I'm curious enough about what others think to throw the notion out there. I'm not familiar with whether they have any party constitutional issues that would also have to be addressed in such an event. This is all presuming no significant political shifts such as them actually taking their seats, of course.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Mister Adequate posted:

I was actually idly thinking the other day: Would there be an event, such as some tremendous natural disaster perhaps, where SF would agree to take up their seats, even if only for a single vote? Something where they agreed with the necessity of action and supported the proposition, and where their votes were necessary. I'd be inclined to say you have to torture probability pretty hard to come to an affirmative here, for instance if almost every other MP was wiped out, but SF's were not, and were needed for a quorum. But I'm curious enough about what others think to throw the notion out there. I'm not familiar with whether they have any party constitutional issues that would also have to be addressed in such an event. This is all presuming no significant political shifts such as them actually taking their seats, of course.

As far as I'm aware there is a party constitutional prohibition on taking seats in Westminster and doing so would be grounds for immediate expulsion from the party, changing the constitution would require a general vote from party members at the Ard Fheis - this was necessary back in 1986 when they dropped abstentionism in the ROI and again in 1998 when they modified the rules to allow members to participate in elected institutions "on the island of Ireland" (the Assembly). There was a modified version of the constitution passed a couple of years back but I believe the key clauses on Westminster remained untouched. Historically votes to alter any rules on abstention have been pretty divisive and have been responsible for the various splits within the party - with SF cautiously eyeing the dissident parties trying to snap up disaffected true believers they don't want to poke that bee hive.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/lond...ts-9977145.html

Evening Standard posted:

'No social housing' in our luxury tower block, boasts developer in advert for Greenwich flats

Property developers have sparked outrage by boasting to Asian investors that a new luxury tower block in one of the poorest areas of London will have “no social housing.” More than 30 flats in the nine-storey Abbey Tower development in Greenwich are being put up for sale in London this week and at an event in Hong Kong later this month.

An advert on the website of the London and Hong Kong based agent Fraser & Co, which is hosting the launch event at the Mandarin Oriental hotel, highlights the fact that the development is “a fully private block with no social housing”. The absence of affordable housing is listed as a major attraction, along with its proximity to a planned Abbey Wood Crossrail station, opening in 2018.

London Assembly Green Party member Darren Johnson said: “Boasting about the absence of social housing in adverts for new developments shows that housing policy in London is about meeting the needs of wealthy investors, not about the needs of ordinary Londoners. At least this appalling advert is honest about it.”

The row is the latest in a series of controversies about the glossy marketing of private homes in areas of London that are in the throes of regeneration but lack affordable housing. Last week, a four-minute video promoting apartments costing up to £23 million at Berkeley’s One Blackfriars tower in Southwark was pulled after viewers branded it sexist and likened it to soft porn. A promotional video for the One Commercial Street scheme on the edge of the City from developer Redrow also prompted a Twitter storm when it was likened to American Psycho or “an Eighties aftershave commercial.”

The one, two and three bedroom flats at Abbey Tower, the first phase of the Close Quarter development in Abbey Wood, are advertised as starting from £275,000 and come with a “free furniture pack and legal fees paid”. A brochure for the scheme, which is being developed by property firms Development Securities and Hurlington, says the apartments have been “furnished with an unwavering attention to detail”.

Lawrence Martin, director of projects at Development Securities, said the wording in the advert was for “technical reasons” because buy-to-let investors often ask if there is social housing as it can affect the level of service charges. He said the wider Abbey Wood regeneration includes a large Sainsbury’s, a new library, surgery and primary school. There will be a further 186 flats of which 24 per cent are “affordable”.

Death to the housing market :commissar:

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



kustomkarkommando posted:

As far as I'm aware there is a party constitutional prohibition on taking seats in Westminster and doing so would be grounds for immediate expulsion from the party, changing the constitution would require a general vote from party members at the Ard Fheis - this was necessary back in 1986 when they dropped abstentionism in the ROI and again in 1998 when they modified the rules to allow members to participate in elected institutions "on the island of Ireland" (the Assembly). There was a modified version of the constitution passed a couple of years back but I believe the key clauses on Westminster remained untouched. Historically votes to alter any rules on abstention have been pretty divisive and have been responsible for the various splits within the party - with SF cautiously eyeing the dissident parties trying to snap up disaffected true believers they don't want to poke that bee hive.

Huh, interesting stuff. Thanks for the reply there! I suppose again you could dream up some vanishingly unlikely scenario where they say they'll deal with the consequences later, but sounds like if it ever happened it would be due to a slow shift in party policy, not some Big Scary Event.

Also, put housing developers like that into social housing and house the disabled and elderly and unemployed in luxury flats.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Mister Adequate posted:

Huh, interesting stuff. Thanks for the reply there! I suppose again you could dream up some vanishingly unlikely scenario where they say they'll deal with the consequences later, but sounds like if it ever happened it would be due to a slow shift in party policy, not some Big Scary Event.

Also, put housing developers like that into social housing and house the disabled and elderly and unemployed in luxury flats.

Have a vote on whether the Boston tapes should be released to the PSNI, that'd get them into Westminster.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Chinese Gordon posted:

Actually this is



Britain.jpg

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

kustomkarkommando posted:

As far as I'm aware there is a party constitutional prohibition on taking seats in Westminster and doing so would be grounds for immediate expulsion from the party, changing the constitution would require a general vote from party members at the Ard Fheis - this was necessary back in 1986 when they dropped abstentionism in the ROI and again in 1998 when they modified the rules to allow members to participate in elected institutions "on the island of Ireland" (the Assembly). There was a modified version of the constitution passed a couple of years back but I believe the key clauses on Westminster remained untouched. Historically votes to alter any rules on abstention have been pretty divisive and have been responsible for the various splits within the party - with SF cautiously eyeing the dissident parties trying to snap up disaffected true believers they don't want to poke that bee hive.

I get the vibe that they leak rumours every now and then that they might switch it up just to bother Westminster politicians, not because they really will.

Rolled Cabbage
Sep 3, 2006
The 'no social housing' thing really is an idiot tax and makes the builders scads of cash. Speaking from experience the no social block will be at least an extra 100k on top of the price of the private flats in the mixed block and will have reduced flat size and amenities (such as play areas and accessibility) compared with the block where the HA/council have had a hand in the specifications. In my case the private block people are paying up to 300k more for smaller flats with no outside space over an industrial use unit. Just to be away from the da poooorrsssss.

Edit: it is also beneficial because it enforces the segregation of the complete bellends that buy into that poo poo away from all the normal, cool people.

Rolled Cabbage fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Jan 29, 2015

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Everyone should stop trying to move to london imo

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Jose posted:

Everyone should stop trying to move to london imo

Agreed. Then I might be able to afford a house one day.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Disinterested posted:

I get the vibe that they leak rumours every now and then that they might switch it up just to bother Westminster politicians, not because they really will.

They also do it to wind up the SDLP, supposedly any feelers put out to SF to take their seats originate from Labour who are the SDLP's sister party (their MPs take the Labour whip on an informal basis). SF and the SDLP don't exactly get on what with the former consistently trying to poach the latter's seats.

I would hazard a guess that some low ranking members wouldn't necessarily be opposed to assuming their seats as it would let them bring a strong anti-austerity voice to Parliament, after all we know from polling that a significant chunk of members would actually vote to maintain the Union if a border poll was held tomorrow. They'll never admit it in public of course.

SF have reaped some pretty major political gains in the ROI using similar tactics and are on track to be the second largest party if polling holds true at the next Irish GE, there's even a chance they could wind up in government if FF bite the bullet and invite them into a coalition in order to resume power (unlikely but possible)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Agreed. Then I might be able to afford a house one day.

lol you're never getting a whole house unless you inherit it

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

Jose posted:

lol you're never getting a whole house unless you inherit it

things may be changing

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Jose posted:

Everyone should stop trying to move to london imo

London has a really vibrant downtown and it's full of cool people from all over the world. It's also fun and not depressing. I can see why younger folk are moving here, and I can't blame them. I'm one of them.

I'm not saying that other parts of Britain are hell holes full of misery and suffering, but I personally prefer London to other parts of Britain that I've lived in (Edinburgh for one). That and all the cool tech-poo poo happens here anyway.

What I don't get about London is how lovely some areas are. Like you can be walking down a gentrified part of town, make a left and boom, it's ghetto-central. There deffo needs to be a movement to increase housing projects, tho. I'd be down with newly built, USA-like suburbs. Non of this ancient-looking brown/red brick old-timey poo poo.

awesome-express fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Jan 29, 2015

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

awesome-express posted:

What I don't get about London is how lovely some areas are. Like you can be walking down a gentrified part of town, make a left and boom, it's ghetto-central. There deffo needs to be a movement to increase housing projects, tho. I'd be down with newly built, USA-like suburbs. Non of this ancient-looking brown/red brick old-timey poo poo.

Please god no, get out of my city.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

awesome-express posted:

What I don't get about London is how lovely some areas are. Like you can be walking down a gentrified part of town, make a left and boom, it's ghetto-central. There deffo needs to be a movement to increase housing projects, tho. I'd be down with newly built, USA-like suburbs. Non of this ancient-looking brown/red brick old-timey poo poo.

Nobody wants to live in zone 6

Mr Cuddles
Jan 29, 2010

Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.

awesome-express posted:

What I don't get about London is how lovely some areas are. Like you can be walking down a gentrified part of town, make a left and boom, it's ghetto-central. There deffo needs to be a movement to increase housing projects, tho. I'd be down with newly built, USA-like suburbs. Non of this ancient-looking brown/red brick old-timey poo poo.

How do you define a ghetto also how is this different to any other city? There's affluent and poor areas in every loving city in the world.

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

Does anyone know a good source on PFI as in how much we have spent, how much are we exposed to etc.

I"be tried the treasury, the ons, the nao and various newspapers and am struggling. I k ow this area is shadowy by design but someone must have done some work on the subject matter that is in someway reliable

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

awesome-express posted:

I'd be down with newly built, USA-like suburbs.

:barf:

This is one of my favourite TED talks, it turned me off suburbia forever: http://www.ted.com/talks/james_howard_kunstler_dissects_suburbia

Can suburbia be done right? Maybe, but I haven't seen it.

I like to think suburbia is what happens when you take the worst of capitalism (desperate individuality, personal competition, and hoarding private property) and apply it to places where people live. You get people with bubble-like houses, private parks (gardens), private transport (cars), and the only sense of community is enforced by things like public roads (if you, for some reason, opt to walk), centralised education, and shops (though the latter might decline if everyone orders everything online). Suburbia helps to reinforce the very mindset that helped create it. Eventually suburbia will turn into a collection of isolationist mini-states.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

awesome-express posted:

London has a really vibrant downtown and it's full of cool people from all over the world. It's also fun and not depressing. I can see why younger folk are moving here, and I can't blame them. I'm one of them.

I'm not saying that other parts of Britain are hell holes full of misery and suffering, but I personally prefer London to other parts of Britain that I've lived in (Edinburgh for one). That and all the cool tech-poo poo happens here anyway.

What I don't get about London is how lovely some areas are. Like you can be walking down a gentrified part of town, make a left and boom, it's ghetto-central. There deffo needs to be a movement to increase housing projects, tho. I'd be down with newly built, USA-like suburbs. Non of this ancient-looking brown/red brick old-timey poo poo.

i agree that london would be better if it wasn't for the loving poors ruining bits of it

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Oh boy, yes I want poors to get out of London, that's exactly what I said.

What I want is infrastructure and borough modernisation that doesn't make the grittier parts look like it's 1964. Ever been down to Whitechapel or Edgware? What I said specifically implies better conditions for less well off areas.

Disinterested posted:

Please god no, get out of my city.

Ever been down to Mountain View? That's a great example of well-built suburbia imo. You have the Caltrain that connects to San Francisco, and then you have the BART which you can take and go pretty much anywhere in the Bay area. There are good takes on suburban sprawl, and we need to learn from the good parts and make it better.

awesome-express fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Jan 29, 2015

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
badly designed suburbs suck, well designed suburbs are nice

condemning all suburbia because american exurbs are terrible is sort of like condemning high density urban living because of the awful concrete tower blocks councils put up in the 60s and 70s

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

awesome-express posted:

Oh boy, yes I want poors to get out of London, that's exactly what I said.

What I want is infrastructure and borough modernisation that doesn't make the grittier parts look like it's 1964. Ever been down to Whitechapel or Edgware? What I said specifically implies better conditions for less well off areas.

Gentrification is a good thing imo, but it only really works for homeowners because the renters will just face higher rents and get forced out. Ghettos are largely created by people getting forced out of gentrified areas aren't they? (genuinely asking, don't know)

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
Suburbia is mostly poo poo, and London has a shitload of suburbia in the form of horrifyingly awful commuter towns. It doesn't need more suburbia. It probably could use better suburbia - but I'm not sure it needs suburbia designed for just one social class, especially for poor people. That's how you get the worst kinds of ghettoisation.

It's a good thing that London has a lot of areas where you can go quickly from rich to poor (the inequality is not good, but it's way better than actual ghettoisation like Paris has). London is way less ghettoised than a lot of US cities, and definitely less than places like Paris.

All I can agree on is that the quality of a lot of the social housing is poo poo, and has to be torn down and rebuilt better. It was not built to last as long as it has. On the other hand, there was loads of nice social housing (such as my mother's flat), but it all got auctioned off to the middle class.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

Disinterested posted:

suburbia in the form of horrifyingly awful commuter towns.
Those are exurbs, not suburbs. Suburbs are places like Ealing.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

LemonDrizzle posted:

Those are exurbs, not suburbs. Suburbs are places like Ealing.

Whatever, they perform the same purpose as American suburbia.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

I live in the urbs

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
im an urb yoof

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Rolled Cabbage posted:

Edit: it is also beneficial because it enforces the segregation of the complete bellends that buy into that poo poo away from all the normal, cool people.
what utter nonsense
the people buying it are investors who'll never live there anyway. and the increased price is then passed onto renters.

and segregation is bad. integration leads to better social cohesion - less people thinking like your bellends.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I was going to suggest that places like One Blackfliers, where they figuratively and pretty much literally live above the city, get a prefix too and get called "supurbia"

But that might go to their head

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

OK, the best I can find out PFI is costing us £65bn but I can't find out for how long. Anyone out there make a suggestion?

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

notaspy posted:

OK, the best I can find out PFI is costing us £65bn but I can't find out for how long. Anyone out there make a suggestion?

It's designed to be impervious to attempts to work out what it costs.

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Jack the Lad
Jan 20, 2009

Feed the Pubs

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jan/29/nhs-weaponised-tories-politicised-health-service

quote:

the government is trying to silence the NHS by attempting to stop A&E departments declaring a major incident when they are full up, ambulances stacked at the door and unable to take more patients.

quote:

Today, another scandal breaks in the British Medical Journal – no surprise to those who followed the purpose of Andrew Lansley’s Health and Social Care Act 2012. Private hospitals are offering huge bribes to NHS doctors to refer their patients to them instead of to NHS hospitals. Labour introduced choice and used private providers to cut waiting lists, but the Lansley act made it compulsory for any service to be put out to tender, so no wonder inducements and backhanders are offered.

quote:

The NHS has never had so deep a squeeze on spending per capita: on average the NHS since 1948 has had 3.7% a year growth. In the Cameron years it has for the first time averaged 0.6%, the Nuffield Foundation says. NHS England says it needs another £8bn a year by 2020. Neither Labour nor the Tories say how that is to be found.
Hm, that last one. An £8bn funding gap?

quote:

Depicting the general election as the nation’s “tax moment”, the prime minister will say that voters have to choose between a Conservative party committed to tax cuts worth £7bn, and Labour and the Liberal Democrats, which he will describe as tax-rising “enemies of aspiration”. Cameron will say he is passionate about tax cuts because “it’s your money, not the government’s, and so you should keep it”. The Conservatives have already proposed raising the basic rate tax-free allowance to £12,500 over the lifetime of the next parliament, and raising the higher rate 40p income tax threshold to £50,000, at a cost of £7bn, although the the party has failed to specify exactly how this would be funded, saying the money would come from the £23bn surplus it hopes to run by the end of the decade.

"in the wake of Labour’s great recession, these past few years have incredibly hard for this country. But after some dark times, we are coming out the other side. And as we do, I’m clear – the people whose hard work and personal sacrifices have got us through these difficult times should come first.”

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