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The Leck: Feb 27, 2001

duTrieux. posted:

These two guys in the 50's. One of them then says he needs to farts and does it. He then begins joking about it and if i will asses a cleaning fee on him.

I did not know how to handle the situation and contemplated throwing out the bastards.It was almost horrifying. As in seriously, this is not funny. This is NOT a city Bus. This is a private car.

I dropped the idiot at his million dollar mansion. Not even a tip.

there is NOTHING FUNNY about farting in a car

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:32

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# ? May 19, 2024 17:50

Twinty Zuleps: May 10, 2008; by R. Guyovich; Lipstick Apathy

The Leck posted:

there is NOTHING FUNNY about farting in a car

what if it's your own car and it's one of those real loud honk farts

i think thats a funny way to fart in a car

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:35

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

The Leck posted:

there is NOTHING FUNNY about farting in a car

what if your farts don't stink

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:45

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

The Leck posted:

there is NOTHING FUNNY about farting in a car

newer mercedes have air conditioned seats that have a reverse flow function

car seats literally suck the farts out of your fat white banker rear end

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:47

a cyberpunk goose: May 21, 2007

Jonny 290 posted:

newer mercedes have air conditioned seats that have a reverse flow function

car seats literally suck the farts out of your fat white banker rear end

....???

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:47

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Jonny 290 posted:

newer mercedes have air conditioned seats that have a reverse flow function

car seats literally suck the farts out of your fat white banker rear end

no way

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:48

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

for $3,750, you can have the 'Airscarf' option added to your SL63 AMG, which blows a ribbon of warm air on the back of your neck for top-down driving on brisk days

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:54

a cyberpunk goose: May 21, 2007

Jonny 290 posted:

for $3,750, you can have the 'Airscarf' option added to your SL63 AMG, which blows a ribbon of warm air on the back of your neck for top-down driving on brisk days

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:56

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Jonny 290 posted:

for $3,750, you can have the 'Airscarf' option added to your SL63 AMG, which blows a ribbon of warm air on the back of your neck for top-down driving on brisk days

:pumps shotgun:

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:58

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Jonny 290 posted:

eat-the-rich.jpg

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:58

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

for $37,900 you can get a watch that automatically unlocks your aston martin

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:00

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Jonny 290 posted:

for $37,900 you can get a watch that automatically unlocks your aston martin

surely thats the job of your manservant/driver?

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:02

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

the newly rich and upper middle class are HILARIOUS cash cows for boutique brands

the "designed by porsche" and vertu effect

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:02

ambient oatmeal: Jun 23, 2012

define yourself by the things you do, not the things you own

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:03

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Jonny 290 posted:

for $3,750, you can have the 'Airscarf' option added to your SL63 AMG, which blows a ribbon of warm air on the back of your neck for top-down driving on brisk days

this is actually a great idea

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:07

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

i would drive top down all winter if my miata had that

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:07

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

well. maybe not. that would still be p cold on those -10 F days

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:08

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Jonny 290 posted:

for $37,900 you can get a watch that automatically unlocks your aston martin

lmao

these fancy super expensive watches are actually really cool from a technical/mechanical perspective but wow. they are really expensive.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:09

ambient oatmeal: Jun 23, 2012

Elder Postsman posted:

well. maybe not. that would still be p cold on those -10 F days

just weara real scarf

and a leather cap, and goggles and an aviator jacket

also replace the miata with a sopwith camel

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:09

vodkat: Jun 30, 2012; cannot legally be sold as vodka

Elder Postsman posted:

lmao

these fancy super expensive watches are actually really cool from a technical/mechanical perspective but wow. they are really expensive.

just buy a old soviet mechanical watch for 40 bucks :ussr:

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:11

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

infernal machines posted:

yeah, sorry i'm too used to writing in english

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:27

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

vodkat posted:

just buy a old soviet mechanical watch for 40 bucks

nah like this kind of thing i mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARDyw_rIjfw

cool as heck that they can pack all that stuff into a wristwatch powered by a spring

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:30

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

Jonny 290 posted:

for $37,900 you can get a watch that automatically unlocks your aston martin

A jaeger lecoultre watch costs about that much anyways I believe

But yeah your point still stands

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:33

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

nah reversos are like 10
obviously the gyro tourbillon will be more
they're trying to be the next big thing though so they are now making expensive things for the sake of making expensive things. like watches with meteorite faces.

if you want the best deal now buy the montblanc tourbillon

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:41

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Wild EEPROM posted:

nah reversos are like 10
obviously the gyro tourbillon will be more
they're trying to be the next big thing though so they are now making expensive things for the sake of making expensive things. like watches with meteorite faces.

if you want the best deal now buy the montblanc tourbillon

it's three hundred thousand dollars

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:46

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
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Mr. Nice! posted:

you should never quote a stymie

# ? Jan 29, 2015 22:09

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Elder Postsman posted:

well. maybe not. that would still be p cold on those -10 F days

idk how you get any traction in a miata even with winter tires

# ? Jan 29, 2015 22:10

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Munkeymon posted:

idk how you get any traction in a miata even with winter tires

same way you get it in any other car???? by the wheels having contact with the road or whatever

# ? Jan 29, 2015 22:17

ambient oatmeal: Jun 23, 2012

Elder Postsman posted:

same way you get it in any other car???? by the wheels having contact with the road or whatever

did you know that rear wheel drive cars have 150 - -50 weight distribution????

# ? Jan 29, 2015 22:19

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Munkeymon posted:

idk how you get any traction in a miata even with winter tires

it's better than empty rwd pickups

# ? Jan 29, 2015 22:54

Thesoro: Dec 6, 2005; YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE

graph posted:

the app is basically spyware hth

there is almost no difference between uber and Gryzzl

# ? Jan 29, 2015 22:55

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

someone told me the local version of uber was called grindr and man there are so many people ready to give me a ride places.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 23:43

a cyberpunk goose: May 21, 2007

Mr. Nice! posted:

someone told me the local version of uber was called grindr and man there are so many people ready to give me a ride places.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 23:45

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Mr. Nice! posted:

someone told me the local version of uber was called grindr and man there are so many people ready to give me a ride places.

lol owned

# ? Jan 30, 2015 02:30

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Mr. Nice! posted:

someone told me the local version of uber was called grindr and man there are so many people ready to give me a ride places.

lol

# ? Jan 30, 2015 02:32

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Mr. Nice! posted:

someone told me the local version of uber was called grindr and man there are so many people ready to give me a ride places.

a few years a friend of mine was looking for a place to stay in a new city and excitedly told me about a roommate-finding website he found that had some great options in trendy areas

he stopped talking about it abruptly. i asked later and it turned out he was on a rent-boy site

# ? Jan 30, 2015 03:36

Dolomite: Jul 26, 2000; Cars & Legs

Munkeymon posted:

idk how you get any traction in a miata even with winter tires

just like a tr7, with a full tank of gas. the tank is directly over the rear axle.

# ? Jan 30, 2015 03:42

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Nintendo Kid posted:

architect chairs never stop being funny

this is the #1 reason why i hate attending meetings at architectural firms

good lord

# ? Jan 30, 2015 07:20

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Jonny 290 posted:

how those robots are made, and is what we should focus on.

self-improving autonomous corporations based on smart blockchain technology

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eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Wild EEPROM posted:

if you want the best deal now buy the montblanc tourbillon

oh please

IWC Portuguese Sid�rale Scafusia

# ? Jan 30, 2015 11:48

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