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Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

Axemaniac, you are a national treasure.

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Midnight Moth posted:

Didn't this comic just have a strip like two months ago where it said that comic book shops totally have lots of girls in them now? (they don't)

It's all lies and delusions of a lonely angry nerd, do not expect any consistency other than bitterness and wish fulfillment.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

These people have known each other, what, like a month?

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



"Your sacrifice will ensure Satan will give us the power to rule the world!"

I'm really having a hard time believing that there's not some "over-arching" plan/scheme going on here. Kelly's constantly being reminded of how much of a key player she is, and she needs to be "responsible", and we have invested "a great deal of trust". Something smells.

Anyway...

Jane's World



Non Sequitur



Phoebe and Her Unicorn



E: Ooops. No need for two Wileys.

Two more months. Bleh.

Kliban's Cats



'Tis a herd of cats.

9 Chickweed Lane 1/29/2004



Told ya it was about sex with Amos. :v:

Zits



Kevin & Kell



God that's horrible. Rex disapproves.





:v:

BlankIsBeautiful fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Jan 29, 2015

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Kliban's Cats



'Tis a herd of cats.

A clowder of cats, surely. :colbert:

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (December 1, 1927)



Peanuts (February 1, 1968)



It takes a real talent on the ice to make a crew cut stand even more on end.

Cranky Crankershaft



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (July 14-15, 1926)



Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set does a cross-over with Retail.


Working Daze gets in on a hashtag.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour


Intelligent Life


Retail

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Manuel Calavera posted:

Mother Goose & Grimm


So what, a glass of olive juice?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Indolent Bastard posted:

Intelligent Life

Gunther? Is that you?

VoidBurger
Jul 18, 2008

A leap into the void.
The burger in space.

Indolent Bastard posted:

Intelligent Life

He should get that lumpy mass on his chin in the last panel checked out.

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe
My first edit :toot:



I refuse to put more effort to this than the guy actually drawing copypasting this crap.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

God, how the gently caress long are they going to keep up this stupid joke?

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou
Yesterday's is all messed up.


Mandrake the Magician



The Phantom



Classic Prince Valiant

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

I can't wait until they get to the Nerd, the Popular Girl, and the [other thoughtlessly inserted stereotype].

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


This Avant-Garde teacher seems really invested in standard letter grades.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician



I'm really hoping for a solid week of Mandrake's dad learning to drink from a cup before deciding that the whole setup is for suckers and turning the cup into a bouquet of tulips or something.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Theron is just that kid from that Twilight Zone bit.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny


I'd better finish watching this episode of Community before Luann spoils the ending for me.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Did the artist deliberately make this look like family guy or is he just incompetentm

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
The first panel works really well even without obvious edits.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County


Calvin And Hobbes




Ripley's

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





Heh heh. I just laughed at Intelligent Life.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


So goths now sport purple watch caps and floppy anime hair?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade



Ripley's is super lazy again, that's probably VY Canis Majoris.

Canis Majoris is just the word for the constellation itself.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

GorfZaplen posted:

Emmy Lou
Yesterday's is all messed up.


Yeah, but then she'll stop wearing glasses, get some stylish clothes and become the hottest girl in school and steal all of your boyfriends.

At least that's what I have been led to believe in 80s & 90s teen movies.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo explores the ups and downs of push polling. (January 30-31, 1957)





Peanuts: Year Two (March 10-12, 1952)







Super-Fun-Pak Comix



Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Sales conferences suck.

Cul-de-sac


Poptropica


Heathcliff

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Holy poo poo, Rina Piccolo.

quote:

Mother Goose & Grimm




She said she wanted dirty...

quote:

Foob


Just in case you forgot Lynn's abusive childhood.

If you write, I will make it better.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Beetle Bailey


Deflocked

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
I see this guy is running his class like any traditional ART 101 where you can pretty much say or do anything and get an A.

Useless
Sep 13, 2003
I'm keeping three or four fingers crossed you get a buick up the ass before the night is over.

Tina's groove often surprises me with the tongue-in-cheek dirtyness. It kind of blends into the background, and then you don't notice when it throws something like this at you.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Because you're on the Moon, rear end in a top hat.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Selachian posted:

So goths now sport purple watch caps and floppy anime hair?

greg evans: "sure, why not."

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Wait. Didn't he fail to use the divider? Is it the previous person's job to put the divider down after their items?

However this etiquette question is answered, I do think that people who leave the divider way at the front where the person coming into line behind them can't reach it so they can put it down before they put out their stuff can burn forever in the fiery pits of hell.

Mary Worth



"You're at my place a lot anyways. Why not get married?"

Rex Morgan MD



I like to imagine that guy is getting closer and closer to Kelly and it's getting real uncomfortable for her.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
That info-bar is hands down the funniest thing to come from Holbrook.

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ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
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Pearls Before Swine


Funny thing. When I moved out, my parents almost immediately turned my bedroom into a prepper cave. The bed I used to sleep on is covered with hundreds of three-liter water bottles, the whole back wall is non-perishable food, and the rest is sundry emergency supplies. It's really kind of eerie to step in there now.

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