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EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
ugh the Dolphin contains the non-canon cutscenes and uggghhh

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TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe
Activate a Stopwatch, and then take the time to explain to Richter the difference between Dracula and Piccolo.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




I said it once, and I'll say it again:

Make peace with Magus by offering to co-star with him in a musical about the life of Freddie Mercury (including both of you spontaneously growing Freddie 'stashes), then go on a world tour interspersed with drinking, drugs, and sex with hookers you strongly suspect are actually your party members that you forgot about as soon as you recruited them.

Regalingualius fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Jan 29, 2015

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Kick him in the balls.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

nine-gear crow posted:

Kick him in the balls.

Standard anti-mage protocol here.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

nine-gear crow posted:

Kick him in the balls.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Looks like you got some emulation glitches going on in that last screenshot. I guess that's the trade-off for using Dolphin.

Anyways, challenge Magus to a dance-off. Since vampires can't dance (they can't practice in front of the mirror), this should calm down Richter as well.

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013
Supplex Richter, he's in the wrong here. :colbert:

What kind of Quantum Computer is Sally running to have Dolphin with such graphical fidelity. :magical:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Show him his scathing reviews on metacritic.

Zwingley
Sep 20, 2011

"My dear Seth, you look absolutely dashing!"

Hair Elf
Suplex Richter into Magus's balls. Best of both worlds.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Zwingley posted:

Suplex Richter into Magus's balls. Best of both worlds.

Black Balloon
Dec 28, 2008

The literal grumpiest



Zwingley posted:

Suplex Richter into Magus's balls. Best of both worlds.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Zwingley posted:

Suplex Richter into Magus's balls. Best of both worlds.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Zwingley posted:

Suplex Richter into Magus's balls. Best of both worlds.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Zwingley posted:

Suplex Richter into Magus's balls. Best of both worlds.

RudeCat
Aug 7, 2012

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs


Zwingley posted:

Suplex Richter into Magus's balls. Best of both worlds.

Krad
Feb 4, 2008

Touche

Zwingley posted:

Suplex Richter into Magus's VEGT's balls. Best of both worlds.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Zwingley posted:

Suplex Richter into Magus's balls. Best of both worlds.

Karatela
Sep 11, 2001

Clickzorz!!!


Grimey Drawer

Zwingley posted:

Suplex Richter into Magus's balls. Best of both worlds.

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




Zwingley posted:

Suplex Richter into Magus's balls. Best of both worlds.

cambrian obelus
Sep 14, 2010

I've never seen a French woman before!
Soiled Meat

Zwingley posted:

Suplex Richter into Magus's balls. Best of both worlds.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I don't think he gets it yet. Let's quote the same post about ten more times.

Trick Question
Apr 9, 2007


Belly-to-belly suplex yourself into a large ditch. Best of no worlds.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

nine-gear crow posted:

Kick him in the balls.

Okay, you--

Darth TNT posted:

Supplex Richter, he's in the wrong here. :colbert:

What kind of Quantum Computer is Sally running to have Dolphin with such graphical fidelity. :magical:

--well, alright, then we'll just--

Zwingley posted:

Suplex Richter into Magus's balls. Best of both worlds.

Uh--















































HELL loving YES!



Understandably, Magus isn't very impressed.

RudeCat
Aug 7, 2012

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs


Perfect

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009






"Because!" Now kick him in the balls.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Engage in a frank discussion of Freddie Mercury.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Who only does one suplex? MORE SUPLEXES INTO MORE BALLS AND INTO PEOPLES WHO MAYBE DONT HAVE BALLS

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
MECHA-SHIVA

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Arbite posted:

"Because!" Now kick him in the balls.

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013
Tell him why? Is this the dating sim part? Tell him love is pain and TRUE love is suplexing companions into opponents balls.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Also, Have Richter whip Magus directly on the dick

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.
Fire your Maka.... Makanasapa....Makanosapa.....Makana..

gently caress it

Fire your SPECIAL BEAM CANNON through his heart

Krad
Feb 4, 2008

Touche
Apologize and make out with him.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Never forget :911:

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




Who only does one suplex?

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
Eat Richter's holy implements

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Bregor posted:

Never forget :911:

Yeeeeah. I hosed you all good, didn't I? :devil:

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


nine-gear crow posted:

Yeeeeah. I hosed you all good, didn't I? :devil:

That was way funnier than Meca-Shiva would've actually been.

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Karatela
Sep 11, 2001

Clickzorz!!!


Grimey Drawer

Darthemed posted:

Engage in a frank discussion of Freddie Mercury.

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