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surc
Aug 17, 2004

The_Doctor posted:

I think they should poach Gillian Anderson before she commits to more X-Files.

Pretty sure that Gillian Anderson would actually be terrible as the doctor, not nearly crazy enough, too low key.

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jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Attitude Indicator posted:

i don't think BBC is going to risk changing up their franchise that much, so i doubt we'll see a female doctor anytime soon.

I disagree. The Beeb isn't driven by a pure profit motive the way most other networks are. I suspect that they'd be more likely to support a female Doctor than any other simply because doing so would make them look good in the way they like to look good rather than worrying about advertiser reaction and ratings the way other networks might.

I wouldn't worry about the Moff being around for the 13th Doctor, though. When you combine what he said about his being "closer to the end of his time on Doctor Who than the beginning" with his other comments about how difficult he found it to handle taking over the show and deal with a new Doctor at the same time, I'd expect him to bow out with at least one season left on Capaldi's contract. That would allow his successor (Whithouse? Gatiss? Someone new?) to have at least one season with an established Doctor to get his or her feet under them, and only then transition to lucky number Thirteen.

Which means we could see Moffat leave the show as early as the end of Series Nine, come to think of it, because we've only got Capaldi locked in through the end of Series Ten, I believe.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oxxidation posted:

I'll take a dozen, thanks.

No sir.... THIRTEEN!

surc posted:

Pretty sure that Gillian Anderson would actually be terrible as the doctor, not nearly crazy enough, too low key.

By all accounts, despite playing very buttoned-up, straight-laced characters on television, in real life Gillian Anderson is pretty loving crazy (in the fun way, not the Gary Busey way)

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Jerusalem posted:

No sir.... THIRTEEN!

petition for a heist movie about thirteen Doctor Who actors teaming up to save lost episodes from Mugabe's vaults

we could call it

Baker's Dozen

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

We'll just work our way through. Julie Graham is already the female Sylvester McCoy.

jng2058 posted:

That would allow his successor (Whithouse? Gatiss? Someone new?) to have at least one season with an established Doctor to get his or her feet under them, and only then transition to lucky number Thirteen.

You can't mean.....?! :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DoctorWhat posted:

petition for a heist movie about thirteen Doctor Who actors teaming up to save lost episodes from Mugabe's vaults

we could call it

Baker's Dozen

Pretend I did some clever editing to the name on this wallpaper.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Jerusalem posted:

Pretend I did some clever editing to the name on this wallpaper.



Wow, for some reason I thought Davison was the Trevor Martin stage Doctor.

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


The_Doctor posted:

Wow, for some reason I thought Davison was the Trevor Martin stage Doctor.



So did I. :hfive:

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
where's greenpeace?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Emma Thompson for the Doctor or GTFO.

Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


Whenever people start discussing future Doctor actors in any context on the internet I get confused really fast. Do people actually think there's a chance they'd cast an American in the role? Do people actually want an American to be cast in the role? I can see the Doctor as any gender, any race or any age but surely the Doctor has to be played by someone from the UK.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Organza Quiz posted:

Whenever people start discussing future Doctor actors in any context on the internet I get confused really fast. Do people actually think there's a chance they'd cast an American in the role? Do people actually want an American to be cast in the role? I can see the Doctor as any gender, any race or any age but surely the Doctor has to be played by someone from the UK.


Lots of planets have an america.

dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010
The thing is, the Doctor as a character has been (with the exception of Tennant...still my favorite Doctor, go ahead and cringe in disdain) a fairly sexless character. In theory you should be able to switch the gender with no actual changes to the character on a base level and it would work.

The concern then comes from how writers will handle it though. Doctor Who, for better or worse, does tend to tackle a bit of real world commentary, so it seems silly to think that having a female Doctor would not be used as a jumping point to explore gender roles in society. And while I am first to admit I am ignorant as to what should be covered and how best to handle things, I still have the sinking feeling that were it to come to that many writers would do a horrid job of staying consistent with the character, tackling an issue properly, and not becoming ham handed in the process.

Then again, it would be an amazing opportunity to get some great female writers into the fray, who I at least imagine would be more apt at writing from that perspective.

That all being said, I don't expect Moffat would ever try for a female Doctor, given the grief he got over Adler on Sherlock. But hopefully we see one sometime in the future.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





After The War posted:


We'll just work our way through. Julie Graham is already the female Sylvester McCoy.


You can't mean.....?! :ohdear:


Whithouse, Toby

Wrote some revival Who, then showran Being Human. Was a frontrunner for The Moff's replacement around the end of S6, though people have cooled on him since. :rolleyes:

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
Speaking as an American...I'm not keen on the thought of an American playing the Doctor. The show is quintessentially British, and while there are plenty of American actors who could make a good Doctor, but whereas a female Doctor would sit right with me provided it was for acting and not a publicity stunt, an American Doctor...just doesn't ping with right me.

At the risk of sounding nationalist, the Doctor should always be played by someone from the Commonwealth. :colbert:

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

CobiWann posted:

At the risk of sounding nationalist, the Doctor should always be played by someone from the Commonwealth. :colbert:

Or Ireland.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor
Good God, The Wishing Beast is awful, even for a Paul Magrs story. Isn't it a crime in the UK to waste Jean Marsh? And if not, why not?

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

After The War posted:

Good God, The Wishing Beast is awful, even for a Paul Magrs story. Isn't it a crime in the UK to waste Jean Marsh? And if not, why not?

Thanks for reminding me that it exists. Urgh.

Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck

After The War posted:

Good God, The Wishing Beast is awful, even for a Paul Magrs story. Isn't it a crime in the UK to waste Jean Marsh? And if not, why not?

I accidentally listened to The Vanity Box first and thought, oh, this is a nice little story. Moves along at a fast pace and has some humor. Then I listened to The Wishing Beast which is the same story but three times as long.

It still wasn't bad, but there's not enough going on in it to justify its length.

surc
Aug 17, 2004

Did... did I just listen to Natural History of Fear in a super jumbled order, or is that how it goes? It seemed like it might be right, and it says it's playing in order instead of in shuffle, but I'm not quite all the way to the end yet so I can't quite tell. I jumped past the second half of Creed of the Kromon because, ugh, but now I'm a bit lost. I mean, if this is the order to listen to it in, then you guys saying Scherzo was disturbing were pushing the wrong one! I got off the train this morning incredibly disoriented (in the best way).

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
The Natural History Of Fear is the way it's supposed to be.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

DoctorWhat posted:

The Natural History Of Fear is the way it's supposed to be.

Yup. Glad you're liking it, surc, don't worry, it gets less confusing.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!


When the Doctor and Mel visit the National Foundation for Scientific Research as it celebrates its cen-tenary, Mel expects only to be able to catch up with her uncle. She doesn’t expect to meet her own ances-tors...

What is buried in the grounds of the Foundation? What secret has Henry Hallam kept from his descendants for three hundred years? Can Mel escape her own past?

Visiting your relatives can sometimes be trying, but surely it should never be this difficult?

Colin Baker is the Doctor in Catch-1782.

X X X X X

Cast
Colin Baker (The Doctor)
Bonnie Langford (Melanie Bush)
Derek Benfield (John Hallam)
Michael Chance (Dr Wallace)
Keith Drinkel (Henry Hallam)
Ian Fairburn (Professor David Munro)
Rhiannon Meades (Rachel)
Jillie Meers (Mrs McGregor)

Written By - Alison Lawson
Directed By - Gary Russell

Trailer - http://www.bigfinish.com/releases/popout/catch-1782-234

X X X X X
There are all kinds of complications when it comes to time-travel, often referred to as “paradoxes.” Paradoxes are defined as a statement or event that contradicts itself, yet somehow might be true.

As described by Wikipedia, an “ontological paradox” is a paradox referring to scenarios whereby items, information, or actions are passed from the future to the past, which in turn become the same items, information, and actions that are subsequently passed or taken from the past to the future. This type of paradox can be seen in The Curse of Fenric, as Ace frantically sends her grandmother and the infant version of her mother, Audrey, to live in London to ensures their safety from Fenric and the crazy future-vampires attacking her and the Doctor.

A “predestination paradox,” also called a causal loop, causality loop, and, less frequently, closed loop or closed time loop, is a scenario in which some earlier event #1 is the cause of (or at least one of the causes of) some later event #2, and through time travel, event #2 is also the cause of event #1. The paradox occurs when a time traveler is caught in a loop of events that "predestines" or "predates" him or her to travel back in time. In this case, event #2 would be the event of the time traveler going back in time, and #1 would be something that time traveler did in the past that in turn influenced him or her to travel back in time. In the 2007 Children in Need special Time Crash, the Fifth Doctor watches as Ten devises a solution to the collision of the two TARDIS’s before realizing that he’ll remember the solution as the Tenth Doctor because, as the Fifth Doctor, he saw Ten come up with the solution.

The “grandfather paradox” is described as follows: the time traveller goes back in time and kills his grandfather before his grandfather meets his grandmother. As a result, the time traveller is never born. But, if he was never born, then he is unable to travel through time and kill his grandfather, which means the traveller would then be born after all, and so on. A variant of the grandfather paradox is the entirety of the “Bad Wolf” arc during the Ninth Doctor’s lone season. Rose sees the phrase “Bad Wolf” throughout her journeys with the Doctor, sometimes in an off-hand manner or sometimes in a more direct fashion. After absorbing the powers of the Time Vortex, she reveals that she herself used her new abilities to spread the phrase across time and space as a way to bring herself to that very moment, defeating the Daleks to end the Time War during The Parting of the Ways.

Catch-1782 attempts to play around with the concept of paradox in a direct and forthright manner. Mel finds herself accidentally sent back in time to her family’s ancestral home. While the Doctor and her uncle attempt to track where and when she ended up, her distant relative has his own plans for her. Catch-1782 is an attempt to tell a different kind of time travel story, but a weak second episode is topped only be a weaker resolution, a lack of tension or suspense during its climax, and some unfortunate implications regarding the relationship between Mel and her relative.

The Doctor suggest Mel and he take a bit of a vacation, and what better place than the centennial anniversary celebration of the National Foundation of Scientific Research, home to some of the most brilliant minds of the 21st century…as well as Mel’s uncle John, who resides in the headquarters of the Foundation that was once the ancestral home of the Hallam branch of the Bush family. During the burial of a time capsule comprised of an experimental alloy, the Doctor and John find something unusual; a wooden box that, when opened, contains an unstable prototype of the very same capsule, apparently buried over two hundred years earlier! While fiddling with the time capsule, the Doctor and John don’t realize that, in the room directly above them, is the original unstable prototype. And next to that prototype is Mel, researching the history of her distant relatives, including the repeated appearance of a ghostly woman begging for help. The close proximity of the two capsules, mixed with a kink in time on the Foundation grounds, causes an explosion in the TARDIS control room while flinging Mel back in time. As the Doctor attempts to salvage the TARDIS and rescue his companion, Mel finds herself in 1781, confused, not sure of where she is, and in the custody of Henry Hallam, a relative of hers who has recently lost his young wife. At first, he takes Mel under his protection and care, but as time passes, he begins to see her as quite possibly someone who could take his wife’s place…

Yeah, that last sentence is just a touch creepy, isn’t it?

Catch-1872 is Alison Lawson’s sole contribution to the audio side of Big Finish, having also comprised several pieces of the “Short Trips” range. Listening to this story, I got the impression that Lawson was striving for a Jane Austen type of story – aristocrats, servants, damsels in distress, love shining through, and witty, snappy dialogue. The first episode of Catch-1782 has its moments, especially the chemistry and banter between the Doctor, Mel, and her uncle John. The Doctor and John have their share of moments throughout their time together, as John attempts to balance the wonders and terrors of time travel with the realities of who will take care of his cat, Jupiter, while he’s gone (in an example of where this serial stumbles, Jupiter has his share of memorable moments with the Doctor). Sadly, after the gripping climax to the first story, with an exploding TARDIS and Mel being thrown through time, the story grinds to a halt.

The first speedbump comes with the characterization of Melanie Bush, or as she slurs during her confusion, “Nel,” the name she’ll come to be known by in 1781. Lawson attempts to give Bonnie Langford some dramatic dialogue to work with after a light hearted first episode, but instead of slowly pulling the listener with growing confusion and terrifying realization, Mel in the second episode comes as close as she ever has to being the “shrieking violet” television viewers remember. She spends the second episode in a confused stupor, repeated the same lines and phrases over and over again, first to Henry Hallam and then to his friend, Doctor Michael Wallace, doing so in a louder and more panicked voice each time. It’s not subtle, it’s not even a sledgehammer, its just a case of yelling to convey emotion. She then spends the third episode in a laudanum-drugged stupor begging for the Doctor to rescue her and the fourth episode simply blowing the proverbial popsicle stand and going home. I don’t blame Langford for this, as she tries to do her best with the material, but the direction (Gary Russell…once again) isn’t there, and apparently neither was a script editor. Between this and the mess that was the previous serial, Dreamtime, I’m wondering if the script editor called in sick for two or three weeks during production and recording!

The second speedbump is one that just comes off as flat out icky, as in “Lorraine McFly accidentally lusting after Marty” icky. Keith Drinkel is known to Doctor Who for the role of Robert Scobie from the infamous Fifth Doctor serial Time-Flight and also known for the dual role of Bob Calhoun/Torlakh in the even more infamous fan-movie Zygon: When Being You Just Isn’t Enough. For Catch-1782, Drinkel portrays Henry Hallam, who has just lost his young wife Jane and is slowly suffering a mental breakdown. I wasn’t expecting Roderick Usher levels of grief from his performance, but Drinkel takes his grief in such a neutral and benign way that it’s hard for the listener to empathize with him. Indeed, the only time Hallam shows any emotion is when he’s brought to anger, and the only time he’s brought to anger is during anytime Mel (or as he knows her, Nel, due to a slurring of words when Mel was initially stranded) is threatened to be taken away from him. And what makes it more creepy is this line from Hallam…

quote:

“You might find it difficult to retain your honour should you leave his house now.”

What the Minuet in Hell?!?

Add to it a few mentions of Hallam watching Mel while she sleeps and the whole concept of Hallam and Mel/Nel is just inappropriate for this story. For this aspect of the story to work, Mel shouldn’t have been drugged and kept captive for six months (and poor Mel, first three months next to Davros in The Juggernauts and six month of this?), but rather become a part of Hallam’s house, a close friend that he can’t bear to lose when it’s time for her to leave. It would have better served the story AND both actors.

It’s a Big Finish story, and for half of his time, Colin Baker does his usual best to sparkle, mainly when he’s with Mel or interacting in the 21st century with the members of the institute and Mel’s uncle. It’s a shame that Baker and Langford didn’t have more time together on television as their partnership truly works, both when they’re needling each other (“you’re going to wear THAT to a black tie affair?” “…yes?”) and when the Doctor is apologizing to Mel for not coming to her rescue sooner. Baker’s time with John Hallam (long time veteran actor Derek Benfield) is a delight, as Hallam realizes early on just how mad the Doctor is and how insane time travel is, and that this insane madman is the only hope for getting his daughter back. This isn’t a man going “wow, time travel is so cool,” this is a man going “time travel is flat out bananas!” But he and the Doctor do make a good investigative team…and it’s funny that Colin Baker, as mentioned earlier, gets in a few choice lines regarding the care and feeding of John’s cat, Juipter!

That’s when it ends, however. Baker will throw himself into a script, and this doesn’t always work to his benefit, as when the Doctor became a Burke and Hare apologist in Medicinal Purposes. Here, the Doctor spends the third episode tearing his hair out, realizing that due to the family history of Nel being Harry Hallam’s second wife, Mel can’t go back to the future or else history will come undone. My response to this was very simple – “You’re a TIME LORD, not Time’s bitch.” The ease at which the Doctor gives up frustrated me, especially when the solution to the whole puzzle turned out to be a non-solution that literally involved Melanie walking out of the house and the maid dressing up in Jane’s old clothes because she reall loves him, and it turns out SHE is the mysterious “Nel,” and time is set alright, and it’s just as boring and non-climatic as reading it sounds. In the whole back half of Catch-1782 there is nary a drop of tension, excitement, or danger. This story doesn’t even have a real villain! Hallam is of no concern, and where there was a chance to make Time itself the enemy, ala The Chimes of Midnight, the threat is mitigated with a simple “oh, wait, this isn’t really a grandfather paradox. Into the TARDIS!”

Heck, even the sound is, for one, nothing to write home about. It’s quiet and muted, which reflects the whole of the story itself. The sound highlights are, once again, the cat’s meows. And if I have to keep going back to the cat like that one “Improbable Mission” game from Whose Line Is It Anyway?, then you know the story has a problem. The best thing I can say about Catch-17872?. I really love the CD cover. It’s perhaps one of the best Big Finish does, with the snow and the pictures of the Doctor and Mel. Other than that, Catch-1782 is a serial that’s just “there.” There’s some moments of enjoyment, but they take place outside the main story and contribute very little. This one isn’t even exciting enough to be boring, and the only thing a listener might take away is the creepy inter-temproal interfamilial subtext…

Synopsis – Boring and without tension, Catch-1782 wastes the opportunities that a time paradox can bring for bland performances and some creepy subtext. 2/5.

Next up - On an almost lifeless planet in a remote star system, Earth Colony Phoenix is struggling to survive. The colonists, utterly dependent on transmat technology and unable to leave the security of their Habitat Domes, have developed severe agoraphobia...

Peter Davison is the Doctor in…Three’s a Crowd.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I think my biggest issue with Catch-1782 is that there is no central character. It's MEANT to be Mel, but she gets either sidelined or reduced to passive mumbling while under heavy sedation, and all the other characters are clearly written in supporting roles, including the so-called villain of the piece, who himself is first treated as a nice person, briefly becomes a snarling monster and then breaks down into a supposedly sympathetic figure again (though at least he's in character for a man of the time, I guess). With no central character for the listener to latch onto, it basically becomes a case of a series of individual performances/scenes assembled together with the barest whisper of a narrative (Mel goes back in time, the Doctor goes and gets her).

And yeah, the Doctor acting like he can't figure out any way around the so called paradox is ridiculous. Even though he's a Time Lord the show and the audios have given plenty of examples of times when things were too complicated for him to "fix", but it's also given plenty of opportunities of when he can, and the way he so passively goes,"Welp guess we can't do poo poo I'm powerless in this situation" is just ridiculous.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
Yo, Cobi, I've just been looking through your blog for the Medicinal Purposes review (I've yet to work my way through the rest of the non-8th monthly stuff yet, and the oddness of the 6th Doctor being pleased to meet Burke and Hare is rather :stare:), and it's missing Faith Stealer.

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jan 31, 2015

Gordon Shumway
Jan 21, 2008

DoctorWhat posted:

where's greenpeace?

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Pesky Splinter posted:

Yo, Cobi, I've just been looking through your blog for the Medicinal Purposes review (I've yet to work my way through the rest of the non-8th monthly stuff yet, and the oddness of the 6th Doctor being pleased to meet Burke and Hare is rather :stare:), and it's missing Faith Stealer.

https://cobiwann.wordpress.com/2014/08/08/doctor-who-faith-stealer/

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Thanks, Cobiwann! Must have been looking under the wrong tag or something.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Pesky Splinter posted:

Thanks, Cobiwann! Must have been looking under the wrong tag or something.

I might need to double the check the tags on it. I sometimes hit the wrong button.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I am so happy the toxx thread has managed to not ruin this moment. And he spent so long talking up Rory too :unsmigghh:

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Blasmeister posted:

I am so happy the toxx thread has managed to not ruin this moment. And he spent so long talking up Rory too :unsmigghh:

Does...does he need a hug?

Diabolik900
Mar 28, 2007

Nobody loving better try to get cute about him coming back.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
my lips are sealed

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

This is the only time I will feel legit bad for him. Hopefully he doesn't rage quit.

Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


thrawn527 posted:

This is the only time I will feel legit bad for him. Hopefully he doesn't rage quit.

If the next episode wasn't such a great one I'd be worried...

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I can't believe the thread didn't somehow ruin this moment

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Soothing Vapors posted:

I can't believe the thread didn't somehow ruin this moment

We are officially better than Game of Thrones now.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Organza Quiz posted:

If the next episode wasn't such a great one I'd be worried...

Yeah, the rest of this season is just great.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
Vincent and the Doctor is going to loving ruin him (as it should).

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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




GonSmithe posted:

Vincent and the Doctor is going to loving ruin him (as it should).

I'm just worried he'll still be suffering the leftover bitterness of the loss of Rory too much to get fully into it.

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