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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Ariza posted:

who's the chubby fucker taking pictures next to Dana? I thought it was Joe Silva for a second

joe silva's leather jacket makes me very nostalgic

He's been doing camera/general media stuff with the UFC for ages, he'll pop up lots in embedded stuff or former fight week blog week stuff following around Dana.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Brandao should rent the extra space to Kelvin

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006
Never watched one of these live on YouTube - "Hans Magillicutty - i'll gently caress anderson in his rear end"

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
lauzon iaquinta is such a loving rad fight and those cats aren't even ranked. lightweight owns.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
holy poo poo has Longo been clearing out the buffet before Serra could get there?

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Bubba Smith posted:

holy poo poo has Longo been clearing out the buffet before Serra could get there?

I thought he was supposed to be losing weight but he looked fat as poo poo.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Lauzon with the half pound shorts on.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
holy gently caress Kelvin. 180 and he looked miserable.

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


ahahahahah kelvin ahaha

woozy pawsies
Nov 26, 2007

ahahahahah

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
holy poo poo

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Kelvin Rumble Gastelum will be a threat to the next generation of LHWs, watch

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006
:(

then tyrone weighed in tiny shorts looking ripped as poo poo

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
10 POUNDS.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
lol kelvin looked like he was walking to his execution and he apparently had one hell of a last meal

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


the look on his loving face was amazing

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
10 god drat pounds.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
:smith:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Yeah he looks dead.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The only way this could be better is if Nick misses weight.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006
gently caress him for weighing in at 10 lbs over in the most important fight in his career.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Triticum Guzzler posted:

lol kelvin looked like he was walking to his execution and he apparently had one hell of a last meal

lmao

Still didn't quite beat Rumble's record (at least I assume it's a record) of 12 lbs for the Vitor fight. Though I guess on a percentage basis it might be a tad more.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

lol kelvin looked like he was walking to his execution and he apparently had one hell of a last meal

lol

seriously, dude was fat at mw and pudgy at ww. kelvin man, come on.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


is it too late for me to change my pick for goonweight

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Wasn't Kelvin working with Dolce at one point? Maybe he should just instead start dating some vegan hipster girl who will not let him indulge in any Mexican food.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Kelvins dinner be all like :hampants:

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

MassRafTer posted:

The only way this could be better is if Nick misses weight.

I'd honestly be shocked if he can't make 185 with his weird frame.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache
Lineker would need to remove about 4% of himself in order to make weight.

Ian said he had an easy cut.

I have never even heard of someone missing weight by 10 lbs.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

1st AD posted:

Wasn't Kelvin working with Dolce at one point? Maybe he should just instead start dating some vegan hipster girl who will not let him indulge in any Mexican food.

Pretty sure he said he was working with Dolce but he was too expensive so they just bought his book instead.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Gregor Samsa posted:

I have never even heard of someone missing weight by 10 lbs.


colonel_korn posted:

Still didn't quite beat Rumble's record (at least I assume it's a record) of 12 lbs for the Vitor fight. Though I guess on a percentage basis it might be a tad more.

I stand corrected.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Gregor Samsa posted:

Lineker would need to remove about 4% of himself in order to make weight.

Ian said he had an easy cut.

I have never even heard of someone missing weight by 10 lbs.

Tim Sylvia missed weight by a whole weight division once I think

Decades
Apr 12, 2007

College Slice
I feel like I remember seeing an embedded where Burt Watson was managing a pre-calibrated official ufc scale and checking guys out backstage before the weigh-ins. But that also sounds like something I'd dream about.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Nick looks bigger than I've ever seen him.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
"So happy because a one year, I broke my leggy."

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Wise Learned Man posted:

"So happy because a one year, I broke my leggy."

He's so cute for such a scary man

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
the stockton 209 shoutout made me feel good

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Well, there goes Kelvin's shot at being the youngest champion.

Scapegoat
Sep 18, 2004

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Pretty sure he said he was working with Dolce but he was too expensive so they just bought his book instead.

Wonder what costs more paying for Dolce or losing a big chunk of the fight purse. Uncle Dana isn't going to be happy with him.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Scapegoat posted:

Wonder what costs more paying for Dolce or losing a big chunk of the fight purse. Uncle Dana isn't going to be happy with him.

You also have to factor in other costs. Such as the mental toll of having Mike Dolce around all the time.

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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



CommonShore posted:

is it too late for me to change my pick for goonweight

No, unfortunately :(

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