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dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Celebrated author revealed as actually rather bookish

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.


:monocle: has she no shame

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Did somebody glitterbomb her seconds before that was taken, or is she secretly a Twilight vampire?
She may have just killed a teen vampire.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Rodney, the well known labour cheerleader, submitted a piece to the herald that reads that he wrote it in 5 minutes bigging up little well I never

NZAmoeba
Feb 14, 2005

It turns out it's MAN!
Hair Elf
In Queensland they've seen a massive swing against the Liberals to Labour, because people hate Tony Abbott that much, and were especially mad about the asset sales the state government was doing. It's entirely likely Abbott will get rolled by his own party and they'll select a new PM.

This could either be a good sign for the future of New Zealand, and a warning for John Key, or it's a sign that the kiwis that moved to Australia are coming back :smith:

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

NZAmoeba posted:

In Queensland they've seen a massive swing against the Liberals to Labour

Also due in no small part to the horrible anti-bikie VLAD laws, under which some families can no long be seen together in public as it is considered a meeting of a criminal organisation and businesses are being closed because only violent criminals work on engines or give tattoos.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

mirthdefect posted:

Also due in no small part to the horrible anti-bikie VLAD laws, under which some families can no long be seen together in public as it is considered a meeting of a criminal organisation and businesses are being closed because only violent criminals work on engines or give tattoos.

I'd say it's largely to do with Abbott also being the first muppet that doesn't require hand-up-arse manipulation to get it to open its mouth. He's been tits for yonks but knighting Uncle Phil and the comments about the carbon tax rollbacks being the best thing his government has done for women are the real clinchers.

I'm not sure I want to live in a country that gets an appetite for rolling PMs though. The Aussies don't seem to be able to help themselves at the moment. We've had one in twenty years and they're about to have three in ten.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Not sure how it's going to be a warning for Key, he's already demonstrated he can do whatever the hell he wants and the general public will still think he's a beer drinking, rugby playing sort.

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Someone needs to snap a photo of him crying while drinking a shandy. Gone.

E: or just acknowledging domestic violence is bad.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Key refusing to answer questions on/even acknowledge stuff like Sabin is honestly bizarre by this point. If he's painted as arrogant for it that'll be a problem.

Abbott's just loving nuts

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Exclamation Marx posted:

Key refusing to answer questions on/even acknowledge stuff like Sabin is honestly bizarre by this point. If he's painted as arrogant for it that'll be a problem.

Abbott's just loving nuts

They probably figure arrogant is preferable to association with Sabin which might be a further clue as to what Sabin has done.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

NZAmoeba posted:


This could either be a good sign for the future of New Zealand, and a warning for John Key, or it's a sign that the kiwis that moved to Australia are coming back :smith:


You seem to be underestimating just how batshit insane the LNP is in comparison to anything NZ has to offer.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

El Pollo Blanco posted:

You seem to be underestimating just how batshit insane the LNP is in comparison to anything NZ has to offer.

My parents live in Aus and this is the impression I get; they seem like they're American-level lunatics.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
High Court spat over Remuera driveway

Ratios and Tendency posted:

They probably figure arrogant is preferable to association with Sabin which might be a further clue as to what Sabin has done.

Yeah that's the intent – he did the same with Banksy and the Oravida stuff – but I can't help thinking it's an unsustainable tactic, especially if the TV News keeps showing footage of him being evasive.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




But in other news i left my keys in my car while I was doing a long rear end shop in PAK N SAVE and my car or it's contents were not stolen so good bloke key must be doing something right and crusher Collins

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Exclamation Marx posted:

Yeah that's the intent – he did the same with Banksy and the Oravida stuff – but I can't help thinking it's an unsustainable tactic, especially if the TV News keeps showing footage of him being evasive.

He managed to hold out until it got to court which is his saving grace as it's generally a bad idea for a PM to be commenting on anything to do with stuff before the courts. It's been pretty well managed anyway.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Butt Wizard posted:

He managed to hold out until it got to court which is his saving grace as it's generally a bad idea for a PM to be commenting on anything to do with stuff before the courts. It's been pretty well managed anyway.

I can't exactly remember but I think Key refused to read any details of the case when people were calling for him to stand Banks down as a minister; this was pre-court.

e: which you said in your post. Yeah.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
It sounds like the suppressed stuff won't just be a John Key issue, it will be a 'how many people in National were aware this was possibly going before it was an active investigation thing'. If there's any blood to be had there then it could be faction time all over again.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Reid Research has a new poll. National still around 50%, Labour nearly at 30, minor parties all dropping off. No big deal really.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Now the Aussie is gone from greens

Metaconcert
Nov 28, 2010

"And my answer is when there are nine"

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

Now the Aussie is gone from greens

I half expect to see people on the right talking fondly about Norman's financial acumen, so unlike these modern psychotic fiscally-irresponsible no-good pot-smoking Greens members.

Lancelot
May 23, 2006

Fun Shoe
Yeah I'm baffled by Norman's retirement, seeing as he was leading their charge into neoliberal milquetoast Gen Y party, which is what I assume was their electoral strategy. Metiria seems a lot more left-wing on economic stuff and is way more concerned with social issues/inequality than Norman was.

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

Lancelot posted:

Yeah I'm baffled by Norman's retirement, seeing as he was leading their charge into neoliberal milquetoast Gen Y party, which is what I assume was their electoral strategy. Metiria seems a lot more left-wing on economic stuff and is way more concerned with social issues/inequality than Norman was.

it would be cool if theres a secret cabal of socialists that forced him out, but i'm guessing not.

Binkenstein
Jan 18, 2010

Exclamation Marx posted:

Key refusing to answer questions on/even acknowledge stuff like Sabin is honestly bizarre by this point. If he's painted as arrogant for it that'll be a problem.

Abbott's just loving nuts

From what I understand, the "prominent New Zealander" in court at the moment is Sabin. http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/65584228/Prominent-New-Zealander-in-court

[edit]And based on what I've been told about Sabin's court case, if Key really knew about it I wonder how on earth he "still had confidence" in him http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/65666737/pm-john-key-knew-of-mike-sabin-issues

Binkenstein fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Feb 1, 2015

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Key has now confirmed that he found out about about Sabin a week before the last term ended
but the NBR says he knew in April

A human heart posted:

it would be cool if theres a secret cabal of socialists that forced him out, but i'm guessing not.

Catherine Delahuntey has told him off for personal attacks on the Nats in the past :bustem:

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Now watch in awe as this does absolutely nothing to his popularity.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Bbqs rugby and beer > everything else

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

Key doesn't believe Catton exists now? Peak Yes, Prime Minister has been reached.

NZAmoeba
Feb 14, 2005

It turns out it's MAN!
Hair Elf

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Key doesn't believe Catton exists now? Peak Yes, Prime Minister has been reached.

At the end of the day, why would someone not like good bloke John Key? She must be made up by the Greens, like that science stuff they go on about.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I'm too busy being a bloke to know or care about science

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

NZAmoeba posted:

At the end of the day, why would someone not like good bloke John Key? She must be made up by the Greens, like that science stuff they go on about.

*except when it comes to GM food.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Butt Wizard posted:

*except when it comes to GM food.

*also peer-reviewed medicine, and possibly also vaccines for some of them.

I love the Greens, but some of their members (and MPs unfortunately) are loving dumb when it comes to this stuff.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
PMO was told about Sabin at least a couple of weeks earlier than was originally stated

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Key lied about when he had information :monocle:

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Honesty and integrity are for losers.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Exclamation Marx posted:

PMO was told about Sabin at least a couple of weeks earlier than was originally stated



Grats on the star. Unless that's old news and I've just been oblivious.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

:supaburn:


Ivor Biggun posted:

Grats on the star. Unless that's old news and I've just been oblivious.

Cheers, it's new & I'm going to abuse my power to change this thread's name whenever.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




All this bad mouthing about the greatest president we ever got is just sour grapes from loser dorks. jK is the man of men who is able to single handedly win the rugby World Cup for New Zealand next the World Cup of cricket will be ours it was Helen Clare's fault that the lovely boatmen of Auckland somehow manage to lose like 15 regattas in a row at match point. My favourite Jk moment? Well it has to be when he told everybody who isn't a politician or a top notch news Jorno like that guy with the big lips and ears to not have an opinion about politics whilst his own party is investigated for crimes then he riffs on his guitar [something exponents] and swigs down a beer. Top bloke. Mans man. My man. jK aka john "plank man" key. Voice of the people.

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whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
John key is sunk cost fallacy pressed into human shape and wrapped in a skin made of smug

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