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dammit katy i couldn't masturbate to any of that that
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Feb 2, 2015 05:38
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Helldump Immunity. posted:dammit katy i couldn't masturbate to any of that that You're just not trying hard enough.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:So Missy Elliott and Lenny Kravitz were on the big stage, gas is $2 a gallon, and the Pats won the Super Bowl. Nice to see you again, 2001. I'm gonna invent/patent the iphone before cupertino gets around to it.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Gonna buy Iraqi dinars, the Treasury is going to revalue them any day now
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Gonna sell dowsing rods to idiot Iraqis
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Feb 2, 2015 06:14
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dude those things can detect aids edit : and virgins
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holocaust bloopers posted:New Top Gear is excellent, as usual. One of their better travel films. Top Gear is so awesome this season so far edit: also Keifer Sutherland loving owns forever Nostalgia4Butts fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Feb 2, 2015 |
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Feb 2, 2015 06:53
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ded posted:dude those things can detect aids not for long
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Feb 2, 2015 14:40
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Words that I need a trigger warning for: -Trigger warning -Projecting -Privilege (or "privvie" as the hip kids call it) -Objectively when describing a fact -Subjectively when describing an opinion (we know its your opinion dipshit you don't need to remind us) This list is not all inclusive.
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Feb 2, 2015 16:20
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cis-*
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Feb 2, 2015 16:22
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Or also don't get degrees or take classes that force you to interact with the average sjw.
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Feb 2, 2015 16:25
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Fucitol posted:Or also don't get degrees or take classes that force you to interact with the average sjw. How were you able to skip the common courses that everyone had to take
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Feb 2, 2015 16:26
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By either choosing general electives that weren't tumblr filled or having credits from the military fulfill whatever random requirement. It's been p nice and quiet not ever hearing the phrase check ur privvie irl
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Feb 2, 2015 16:29
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Watched the Super Bowl at a coworker's. His family are all bandwagon Seahawks fans, but another coworker brought his mom, a 71 year old lady from old money in Massachusetts. Watching her lose her loving poo poo at the last interception and talk incredible amounts of poo poo in the politest yet most biting way possible is probably going to be my favorite football memory unless the Falcons ever manage a Super Bowl win. She spent the whole game being so reserved, the most emotion I had seen her make was her just tsk'ing and saying "oh dear, that Marshawn Lynch sure is a strong man" when he plowed through what seemed like the entire Patriots secondary to then jumping out of her seat and saying "Looks like another trophy for Mr. Brady! Very good!" then throwing a small handful of Skittles int he air ala Marshawn Lynch as every Seahawks fan in the room deflated will forever be the most exquisite burn I can imagine.
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Feb 2, 2015 16:35
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Booblord Zagats posted:Watched the Super Bowl at a coworker's. His family are all bandwagon Seahawks fans, but another coworker brought his mom, a 71 year old lady from old money in Massachusetts. Watching her lose her loving poo poo at the last interception and talk incredible amounts of poo poo in the politest yet most biting way possible is probably going to be my favorite football memory unless the Falcons ever manage a Super Bowl win. Old rich lady owns.
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Feb 2, 2015 16:54
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The tears from all the seahawks fans were pretty sweet & the goddamn rumble in the end zone to close out the game was pretty entertaining but seriously gently caress both of those teams. also Katy didn't pull a Janet Jackson 
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Feb 2, 2015 16:56
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beanieson posted:
biggest disappointment ever
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Feb 2, 2015 17:00
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Oh, now all the Pats fans come out of the woodwork. Yeah, I was rooting for them all along.
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I'm just a fan of people being incredibly disappointed, tbh. Game could have gone either way and I would have been happy with others' sadness
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Feb 2, 2015 17:08
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Oh, now all the Pats fans come out of the woodwork. It was the two worst fanbases in football. So long as one of them lost I was going to be happy
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Feb 2, 2015 17:10
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Booblord Zagats posted:It was the two worst fanbases in football. So long as one of them lost I was going to be happy exactly, plus they lost in an incredibly satisfying way 
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beanieson posted:exactly, plus they lost in an incredibly satisfying way It was an incredible game, still bummed that the seahawks lost. Still atleast they didnt loose a superbowl while having an undeafeated season.
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Feb 2, 2015 17:27
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Also, there are only 4 bad fanbases in the NFL right now. Patriots, Seahawks, Steelers and Cowboys. The Saints were awful, but now that the team has dumped off its band wagoners to the Seahawks, they're alright again.
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Feb 2, 2015 17:36
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Booblord Zagats posted:The Saints were awful, but now that the team has dumped off its band wagoners to the Seahawks, they're alright again. Awww, thanks buddy 
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Feb 2, 2015 17:40
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what about bears fans? I know waaay too many bears fans, and they're frankly the loudest, most annoying rear end in a top hat fans. Bears intercept a ball against the packers, and my facebook turns into an impregnable wall of loud-mouthed rear end-monkeys bragging on the pick off. But when the bears burn out early in the third and just start making GBS threads opportunities for the packers to completely rape them, not a goddamn peep. those are my favorite games, packers vs. bears. I'm tempted to go hunting someday, shoot a crow, clean it, cook it, and show up at a friend's gameday party with a minute left in the fourth, bird laid out on a platter with a range of forks to choose from neatly laid out by size.
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Feb 2, 2015 18:06
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:biggest disappointment ever 
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:what about bears fans? The worst thing that's happened to the Bears was them winning the 86 Super Bowl. 
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OZYMANDICKASS posted:Old rich lady owns.
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Feb 2, 2015 18:12
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Feb 2, 2015 18:22
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Cole posted:(or "privvie" as the hip kids call it) If I ever hear this used it will take every ounce of self restraint in me to not choke the life out of the bag of loving tools that said it.
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Feb 2, 2015 18:30
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Not being around any social justice talk in a college setting is nigh impossible. It'll come up in a class when you least suspect it because someone will always have an agenda to sneak in.
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Feb 2, 2015 18:33
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Feb 2, 2015 19:00
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Cole posted:Words that I need a trigger warning for: You go to a party school with a 60:40 female:male ratio and this is what you complain about. You should be complaining about how you can't get the smell of pussy off your dick. smh
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Feb 2, 2015 19:08
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i'm an eagles fan, gently caress all of you
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Feb 2, 2015 19:17
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:what about bears fans? Almost all the Bears fans I know are from very upscale neighborhoods in Northern Chicago and are in fact pretty classy folks. Two of them were cheering for the Lions and the Packers in the playoffs, since they'd rather prove the NFC North to be strong than their opponents weak. But the poo poo you just complained about is why I hate Pittsburgh fans. That and you can't drive through a lovely neighborhood in Arizona without seeing Steelers blankets used as curtains
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Feb 2, 2015 19:22
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Bears fans are very big on the idea of 'class'. They poo poo on players or coaches who don't act 'classy'. I don't get it.
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