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TapTheForwardAssist posted:Texans fly the Texan flag every day; flying the US flag is a more occasional concession. I knew a dude growing up who flew all six flags of texas and the city seal on a flag. Dude loved flags. It also helps that texas is tied for best flag of any state with new mexico, so that contributes to people liking flags here
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QwertyAsher posted:I knew a dude growing up who flew all six flags of texas and the city seal on a flag. Dude loved flags. Most state flags are pretty poo poo. Official seals do not transfer well to flags but people are uncreative.
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Portals posted:Censored so you can all see the terrifying anatomy going on in the last panel: He even went so far as to draw the outline of a camel toe on her. 
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QwertyAsher posted:It also helps that texas is tied for best flag of any state with new mexico, so that contributes to people liking flags here  The gently caress you say?
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Triskelli posted:
Islam is the light.
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Triskelli posted:
Tree that looks like a star? Crescent moon? Get that Islamo-sama poo poo out here! Sidenote: Did you know the Palmetto Tree is used because early coastal forts used palmetto tree logs?
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Triskelli posted:
South Carolina: The Clipart State
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Gravel Gravy posted:Tree that looks like a star? Crescent moon? Get that Islamo-sama poo poo out here! Yep, and palmetto logs are so spongy that cannonballs sink into them rather than splinter.
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Maryland state flag is best because it looks like a broken QR code
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QwertyAsher posted:It also helps that texas is tied for best flag of any state with new mexico, so that contributes to people liking flags here It's a lovely rip-off of the infinitely superior chilean flag:  One colony, one state, one nation.
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beepsandboops posted:"I shouldn't have to pay taxes for things I don't approve of"--A Stranger Than Fiction Cartoon I sometimes wonder what would happen if, come tax season, you get a little survey card whenever you file, and you just mark what percentage of your taxes you want going to what. "School and healthcare? gently caress that noise. Hmm, I guess roads are ok, I'll toss them 16%..." I'm not saying actually follow them, because that'd be rear end retarded, just let the stupid ones think that they're actually screwing people they don't like out of government services the way they so desperately wish they could.
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the_steve posted:I sometimes wonder what would happen if, come tax season, you get a little survey card whenever you file, and you just mark what percentage of your taxes you want going to what. Deny them the benefits of the services they don't want. Hate roads? Better not be buying anything soon. Hate public education? Tough luck, your coworkers went to public schools and without them your company would flounder. Hate cops? Well I guess by this point you don't have anything worth taking. Tax forms should have a donate to NASA box though.
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alnilam posted:It was pretty funny, but Stantis is also capable of admitting he was wrong/rash about something, which he did (via vaguely non-white conservative girl) in the Bundy case.
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rolosaavedra posted:It's a lovely rip-off of the infinitely superior chilean flag: nope 3 fields of equal size are clearly superior to 3 fields of completely different sizes this is obvious  /
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beepsandboops posted:New Kelly: No Canadian flag 3/10
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beepsandboops posted:New Kelly:  I was just about to post it! Kelly's calling out Joementum, Captain McClaine and all their ilk!
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beepsandboops posted:New Kelly: This time Kelly has gone to far! 
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beepsandboops posted:New Kelly: Brb, changing my username to Grubby Maple Peddler.
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beepsandboops posted:New Kelly: Kelly knows the real issues that matter to ordinary folks.
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beepsandboops posted:New Kelly: You're dead to me, Kelly. Dead.
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beepsandboops posted:New Kelly: Nice touch with the drop of goop at the top, but isn't accurate unless the rim and cap are completely coated in HFCS residue.
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I grew up with either Aunt Jemima's syrup, the most racist of syrup, or Stein's Caine Syrup, the smelliest of syrups.
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beepsandboops posted:New Kelly: Ya gotta give me the flies and spiders!
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beepsandboops posted:New Kelly: Nice to see Lady Liberty taking centre stage. She's been in so many comics, and she's finally getting rewarded for it with an important role in a cartoon about a hot-button social issue.
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As a kid growing up in British Columbia I used to go to a French Immersion family summer camp that was run by a bunch of counselors from Quebec. At one point we had some kind of pancake breakfast organized by the parents and the counselors were appalled that whoever organized it only bought table syrup instead of maple syrup. I distinctly remember one of them referring to it as "syrup from a telephone pole" 
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Somfin posted:Nice to see Lady Liberty taking centre stage. She's been in so many comics, and she's finally getting rewarded for it with an important role in a cartoon about a hot-button social issue. hmm. Are she and Mrs. Butterworth sharing an intimate glance?
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Gravel Gravy posted:
Yes, they told us that over and over in elementary school. At least there's one revolution we can be proud of.
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colonel_korn posted:As a kid growing up in British Columbia I used to go to a French Immersion family summer camp that was run by a bunch of counselors from Quebec. At one point we had some kind of pancake breakfast organized by the parents and the counselors were appalled that whoever organized it only bought table syrup instead of maple syrup. I distinctly remember one of them referring to it as "syrup from a telephone pole" Telephone poles are a great resource for pancake syrup. Anyone who says otherwise is probably a French Canadian. And they probably molest their own children. 
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QwertyAsher posted:I knew a dude growing up who flew all six flags of texas and the city seal on a flag. Dude loved flags. Ahem,  We may not fly the flag quite as much as Texans do, but we love putting "California Republic" and that loving bear on our trucker caps, baggy sweatshirts, and horrible tattoos. It's a goddamn tradition or something.
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Oh hey - I'd love to see some "pidarasy" cartoons. (Quote this out of context) I can't really find good caricatures, or even good English sources on Soviet persecution of alternative art.
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Stultus Maximus posted:Most state flags are pretty poo poo. Official seals do not transfer well to flags but people are uncreative. Duckbag posted:Ahem,
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InequalityGodzilla posted:Ohio's flag is pretty great. It's the only one in the entire union that's not a boring old rectangle. Yeah, suck that swallowtail design, Texas!  It gets major props for the burgee, but the actual design is kind of a mess. How many stars are there, and where do they go? Still, even more bonus points for that one time when Obama was in Ohio and people freaked out about how he was going to change the US flag into a new Obama flag because he's a potentate. In any case, it's always good to look up to what the experts have to say on the matter.
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alnilam posted:It was pretty funny, but Stantis is also capable of admitting he was wrong/rash about something, which he did (via vaguely non-white conservative girl) in the Bundy case. Farking Bastage posted:He even went so far as to draw the outline of a camel toe on her.
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