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TMMadman posted:And when ye tallow hardens, we remove it from yon mold. By the power vested in me, I hereby strip you of your ceremonial bell and tri-corner hat... you will have the hat cleaned and then return it.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:The Simpsons started on a wing and a prayer, but now the wing was on fire and the prayer had been answered... by Satan. Woodpeckers.... of despair.
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Do over Ham posted:Wake up, IMJack! Those gu are just junk! They're made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers! Hey, Deng Xiaoping died...
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Everything Counts posted:Why are we getting dressed up, PT6A? Are we going to Black Angus? You could say we're going to the best steakhouse in the galaxy...
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PT6A posted:You could say we're going to the best steakhouse in the galaxy... So, we're not going to Arby's? 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:By the power vested in me, I hereby strip you of your ceremonial bell and tri-corner hat... you will have the hat cleaned and then return it. I've got two questions. One, where's the fife? And two, gimme the fife.
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Mister Kingdom posted:I've got two questions. One, where's the fife? And two, gimme the fife. Now I have nothing but respect for the position of Thread Quoter, but this is far beyond your jurisdiction!
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DrBouvenstein posted:Now I have nothing but respect for the position of Thread Quoter, but this is far beyond your jurisdiction! You had a pretty good view from behind your desk, chief.
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jscolon2.0 posted:You had a pretty good view from behind your desk, chief. Uh, jscolon2.0, you're talking into your wallet
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:Uh, jscolon2.0, you're talking into your wallet I have misplaced my pants.
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Mister Kingdom posted:I have misplaced my pants. Lousy two-legged pants 
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Root Bear posted:Lousy two-legged pants Those pants are supposed to be baggy! BAGGY!
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The Nastier Nate posted:Those pants are supposed to be baggy! BAGGY! Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Those pants are supposed to be baggy! BAGGY! 
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Root Bear posted:Lousy two-legged pants Don't you hate pants?!
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PT6A posted:You could say we're going to the best steakhouse in the galaxy... Flaming Pete's? Boardroom Jimmy posted:By the power vested in me, I hereby strip you of your ceremonial bell and tri-corner hat... you will have the hat cleaned and then return it. The torch has been passed to a new generation of, uh, snow plow people. Come on, gimme the key. These look like teeth marks.  It was never wrapped in foil.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Don't you hate pants?! It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
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What, you don't like my bags?
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You threw them out the window in the heat of passion; you said you'd never need them again.
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Writer Cath posted:You threw them out the window in the heat of passion; you said you'd never need them again. For here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary! 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Don't you hate pants?! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:For here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary! Homer sez: increase your wordiness. Boudoir: where French chicks do it.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Homer sez: increase your wordiness. I don't know why, this is a perfectly cromulent post.
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Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry!? 
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But wait! You can't kill me for being Krusty! I'm not him! I'm Neddy Seagoon!
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Neddy Seagoon posted:But wait! You can't kill me for being Krusty! I'm not him! I'm Neddy Seagoon! The same Neddy Seagoon who crashed his car through the wall of our thread?
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TMMadman posted:The same Neddy Seagoon who crashed his car through the wall of our thread? Uh, actually, my name is Spectacle, Yeah! Spectacle Rock!
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Uh, actually, my name is Spectacle, Yeah! Spectacle Rock! Neddy Seagoon posted:But wait! You can't kill me for being Krusty! I'm not him! I'm Neddy Seagoon! Look at you both, standing on your hind legs. Like a couple of Rory Calhouns.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Uh, actually, my name is Spectacle, Yeah! Spectacle Rock! The same Spectacle Rock who keeps taking pictures of The Nastier Nate?
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This was posted in the PYF Funny Pics thread. If you don't care about football/the Super Bowl, you probably don't care, it's perfect:
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DrBouvenstein posted:This was posted in the PYF Funny Pics thread. It was just vapor lock!
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DrBouvenstein posted:This was posted in the PYF Funny Pics thread. Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile...
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DrBouvenstein posted:This was posted in the PYF Funny Pics thread. They may say he died of a burst ventricle, but I know he died of a broken heart. 
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DrBouvenstein posted:This was posted in the PYF Funny Pics thread. Does St. Louis still have a team?
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TMMadman posted:The same Spectacle Rock who keeps taking pictures of The Nastier Nate? The same TMMadman who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?!
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:The same TMMadman who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?! The same Doctor_Fruitbat who squealed to the Senate Committee on Organised Crime?
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IMJack posted:The same Doctor_Fruitbat who squealed to the Senate Committee on Organised Crime? Hey, aren't you the guy who was stalking Lynda Carter?
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Does St. Louis still have a team? Yeah but they're moving to LA... I mean, they moved to Phoenix.
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IMJack posted:The same Doctor_Fruitbat who squealed to the Senate Committee on Organised Crime? It was either Doctor_Fruitbat or Vinnie the Squealer...
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