Drunk Thread 2015 - "a culturally inappropriate amount of ass"

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Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:03

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 20:30

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Godholio posted:

You boys can always join us on our long walk on the AT and walk off your problems and frustration. I just upgraded to a sweet ultralight pack and sleeping bag system so I've got a practically brand new woodland BDU Large ALICE pack and that ridiculous heavy 4 season goretex shelled sleeping bag sitting in my closet that you can use for the AT if you wanna start off cheap (and heavier).

But yeah. I feel you. I've been fighting the VA for a bit now and I think I may be the first OIF/OEF vet I know who pissed off the right people the right way that I can't even use post 9/11 or VR&E despite being retired (honorably) at 100% disability rating by both the DoD and VA and having over 10 years TIS and 80% of my disability ratings are f'ing combat related.

Instead they want to build me a ramp, make my home handiaccesible and give me a bigger check but not even let me work or enjoy any hobbies I enjoy like hunting and camping. And now they're having me meet with a social worker weekly and are coming up with hilarious dumb ways for me to prove I can be rehabilitated for employment so I can access my post 9/11 or VR&E benefits.

Motherfucking VA can suck all the dicks from all the backs, those goddamndable motherfuckers.
And why are all the people telling me I'm too broken to use my entitlements obese black non veteran women?

It's a bunch of loving silverbacks friend of the family queens at the various VA offices that finally succeeded in causing me to quit trying to go to college until after this AT thing. I figure if I can beat a thousand plus miles of the woods a handful of fat black bitches throwing monkey wrenches in the works will be much easier to bear by the time I get back.

Goddamn the VA and all worthless niggers forever. QFT.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Feb 3, 2015

# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:14

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Sounds like someone had a fun morning on the phone.

That reminds me, I have to call the VA today for a pcp appt. Maybe today I'll get through and not have to wait for the phone to ring 100 times before being hung up on.

Our local VA hospital sucks super-size cock.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:42

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:56

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Sounds like someone had a fun morning on the phone.

That reminds me, I have to call the VA today for a pcp appt. Maybe today I'll get through and not have to wait for the phone to ring 100 times before being hung up on.

Our local VA hospital sucks super-size cock.

I'm so glad I at least kept TRICARE for health insurance. The VA healthcare system would drive me to suicide.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:05

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Zeris posted:

I'd cover my balls in glass and slide them down her throat, if you know what I mean.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:16

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Randy Quaid bangs his wife while she wears a Rupert Murdoch house

http://mirror.ninja/7c7e

# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:29

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Not sure if I should think that's awesome or weird so why not both

# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:34

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Zeris posted:

Randy Quaid bangs his wife while she wears a Rupert Murdoch house

http://mirror.ninja/7c7e

we need to rescue that dog :stare:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:38

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:43

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

I'm the dog barking in time to the thrusts

# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:55

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Palpek posted:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 19:08

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

https://vid.me/kBF

:nms:

hitting random on vidme comes up with some crazy poo poo

# ? Feb 3, 2015 19:44

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Fuuuck why are there a million ball bust vids

# ? Feb 3, 2015 19:49

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

https://vid.me/aUq

# ? Feb 3, 2015 19:50

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

ded posted:

https://vid.me/kBF

hitting random on vidme comes up with some crazy poo poo

I'd kick that emo fuckers balls too :shrug:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 19:52

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

But could you do it hard enough that he wouldn't like it?

# ? Feb 3, 2015 19:59

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

id rupture his loving sack

# ? Feb 3, 2015 20:06

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Sebastian Janokowski would launch that little fucker's balls into low Earth orbit.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 20:40

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

butts butts butts butts

# ? Feb 3, 2015 20:44

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

You boys can always join us on our long walk on the AT and walk off your problems and frustration. I just upgraded to a sweet ultralight pack and sleeping bag system so I've got a practically brand new woodland BDU Large ALICE pack and that ridiculous heavy 4 season goretex shelled sleeping bag sitting in my closet that you can use for the AT if you wanna start off cheap (and heavier).

If finances weren't so poo poo, I seriously think this would be awesome.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 20:49

The Rat: Aug 29, 2004; You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

What's up with all the ridiculous pixellation on dem butts? It's like I'm in 1999 waiting on dial-up to load them all over again.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 21:08

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Take what we can get I guess

# ? Feb 3, 2015 21:37

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Take what we can get I guess

# ? Feb 3, 2015 21:42

MancXVI: Feb 14, 2002

has anybody made this joke yet

# ? Feb 3, 2015 22:21

USMC503: Jan 15, 2012; For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

MancXVI posted:

has anybody made this joke yet

Lmfao

# ? Feb 3, 2015 22:30

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Godholio posted:

If finances weren't so poo poo, I seriously think this would be awesome.

we could use a third, my finances are garbage and I'm packing heavy (cheap).

Frank's gonna stay home. Just too many things to worry about and easily doubles the cost, so he's gonna hang out with my mother while girlfriend watches the cats.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 22:31

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

American Pie- Don McLean

# ? Feb 3, 2015 23:16

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Needs to be more Katy Perry wiggle shark.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 23:50

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

we could use a third, my finances are garbage and I'm packing heavy (cheap).

Frank's gonna stay home. Just too many things to worry about and easily doubles the cost, so he's gonna hang out with my mother while girlfriend watches the cats.

I'm barely paycheck to paycheck and the sole source of insurance for my kid. Pretty well locked in place. Keep a good journal so when I follow a couple of years from now I can avoid whatever kills you guys.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 23:51

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Godholio posted:

Keep a good journal so when I follow a couple of years from now I can avoid whatever kills you guys.

I can't stress this enough, you guys really need to write up the whole trip. It'll be like a modern day Lewis & Clark but with two crazy stoner hermits and (presumably) butt loving.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:12

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

So much butt loving.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:20

SquirrelyPSU: May 27, 2003

Echoing the previous sentiments of the quality of this week's Top Gear.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:48

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Have some butts.
:nws:

http://imgur.com/a/TzLlS
:nws:

# ? Feb 4, 2015 03:49

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

beanieson posted:

This butt making me stroke my chin because it's not just the butt, it's also drawing attention to the lumpy bits you sink your fingertips into when you're balls deep and that is something I find really intriguing.

edit: balls deep doggy I mean. Obviously you're hookin' the b-hole when you're balls deep missionary.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 03:51

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

holocaust bloopers posted:

Have some butts.

http://imgur.com/a/TzLlS

Big. Fat. loving. Tease.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 05:49

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 06:01

Pixelated Dragon: Jan 22, 2007; Do you remember how we used to breathe and watch it
and feel such power and feel such joy, to be ice dragons and be so free. -Noe Venable