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Low Hanging Fruit, I was too lazy to type it out. However it has clearly backfired on me
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# ? May 28, 2024 02:18 |
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Charming.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:44 |
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Lou Takki posted:This kid got suspended because he had an encyclopedia with a depiction of a pregnant woman? Hey, don't underestimate the power of sex ed in corrupting youth. I had that book as a kid (loved it to bits), but my dad ripped out that specific page and convinced me it was a printing defect when I noticed. I believed him because I was a stupid kid.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:51 |
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bringmyfishback posted:
I forgot my panties in the machine and got this message back, Tee-hee. Not looking for upvotes, but they are welcome posted by NotAMan
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:40 |
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I'll never understand the need to make poo poo up for likes and upvotes and retweets and whatever else. Like, if you need a temporary boost of good feelings and self worth, what happened to good old fashioned cocaine? Like, at least that's respectable. And you have to interact with people in a real way to get it, and probably get laid, maybe learn something about yourself.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:45 |
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Cocaine costs money and requires effort.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:51 |
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Atmus posted:Cocaine costs money and requires effort. And imgur/whatever costs only a speck of time and all your dignity, which, let's face it, most people don't have much to lose with the latter to begin with, anyway.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 21:33 |
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Atmus posted:Cocaine costs money and requires effort. Most things worth doing aren't easy I mean, I'm not going to just go recommending cocaine to anyone. It's medicinal. Like chemo, but for your personality.
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bringmyfishback posted:
I love people who see a joke and have to one-up it. It wasn't funny the first time why can't they just leave it alone.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 22:41 |
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I think it's strange that so many people find the use of "sir" and "ma'am" to be abnormal. I work corporate escalations at a call center and use both terms on almost every call. It makes people feel like special snowflakes. Every so often I'll get told I'm being condescending, but not for the use of sir/ma'am.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 22:42 |
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Posted in an IT forum a few days ago:quote:Let me start out by saying that I do not go out of my way to say something offensive or insulting to others; if I do, it is intentional and for a good reason. However, when I start being told that I shouldn't have the right to my own opinion and what I should and shouldn't say, then there is going to be a problem. Yesterday was a prime example.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 18:27 |
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Well, there you go. An stdh with almost no dialogue. Of course what he does write down is stilted, weird nonsense and he had to add several people cheering and clapping. Then, a second helping of stdh about how you're not allowed to tell people to have a good day and a closing sentence that pretty much invalidates his whole point. Is this what that forum is like all the time or is this guy a special case?
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 18:46 |
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Sir, Ms, Mrs, Ma'am: I worked quite a bit of retail management (I got all the complaints) and I was in the military. I used them in retail whenever I meant 'rear end in a top hat', and in the military where i was required to use it i made sure people knew which meaning I was using. I was far more useful than I was worth correcting so I only cauggt hell for it when I was transferring. 'P' sailor baby.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 20:43 |
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jodai posted:Well, there you go. An stdh with almost no dialogue. Of course what he does write down is stilted, weird nonsense and he had to add several people cheering and clapping. Then, a second helping of stdh about how you're not allowed to tell people to have a good day and a closing sentence that pretty much invalidates his whole point. Life Tip: if someone uses the phrase "political correctness" non-ironically as a negative, nothing they say is worth listening to.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 20:56 |
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jodai posted:Well, there you go. An stdh with almost no dialogue. Of course what he does write down is stilted, weird nonsense and he had to add several people cheering and clapping. Then, a second helping of stdh about how you're not allowed to tell people to have a good day and a closing sentence that pretty much invalidates his whole point. That thread was full of people patting him on the back for his bravery, but in general it's not like that. This was in the off-topic, "water cooler" type subforum.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 21:21 |
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Kyyrewyyoae posted:That thread was full of people patting him on the back for his bravery, but in general it's not like that. This was in the off-topic, "water cooler" type subforum. My favorite part of that paricular STDH story is that he completely leaves out what exactly he was talking about that so offended this woman. Knowing the internet, and the general tendency of IT people to be raging just world fallacy libertarians, there's a good chance it was racially charged and absurdly condescending.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 00:44 |
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How do you quote from another thread? I saw a glorious example in the tumblr thread.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 00:58 |
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Khazar-khum posted:How do you quote from another thread? I saw a glorious example in the tumblr thread. Just hit quote on the quote you want to post, then copy the quote and paste it into a reply in this thread.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 01:14 |
Just call me the Creepy Justice Warrior
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 16:19 |
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Ugh good grief. When he was imagining this, did he just see everyone else at the party watching calmly as he rifled through an unconscious woman's things and then dragged her out to his car? Why not just use the phone to call her mom instead of looking like a loving kidnapper to everyone in the vicinity?
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 16:31 |
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Huntersoninski posted:Ugh good grief. When he was imagining this, did he just see everyone else at the party watching calmly as he rifled through an unconscious woman's things and then dragged her out to his car? Why not just use the phone to call her mom instead of looking like a loving kidnapper to everyone in the vicinity? Because the mother is a woman and therefor she needed his rescuing as well. He would never ask her to do anything so unladylike as to drive over to pick up her alcoholic deadbeat skanky daughter, not when our heroic Knight Captain of Creepiness is here to rescue all the damsels in distress! edit: this is probably some girl he stalked because she friendzoned him. If this happened, he was probably hoping she'd reward his heroism with sex later. I'm sure he went on and on later about how he saved her, how the "other guys" at the party were eyeing her up, how it could have gone horribly wrong, how she owed him, etc. etc. KiddieGrinder has a new favorite as of 16:56 on Feb 5, 2015 |
# ? Feb 5, 2015 16:50 |
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I don't think my phone has an address field in the contacts. Fortunately I'm able to remember where I live anyhow.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 17:12 |
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Journalist Brian Williams made up a story about the helicopter he was riding on as a journalist in Iraq was downed by an RPG. Whoopsie, actually it was another helicopter the same day, dozens of miles away. http://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/williams-helicopter-story Sorry it's buzzfeed, but this one has the best quotes. He said it was an incorrect recollection, clouded by the fog of memory, and that he is really embarrassed by it. Fog of memory must be stronger over there, because he retold the same fib a matter of weeks after it supposedly happened.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 17:31 |
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canyoneer posted:He said it was an incorrect recollection, clouded by the fog of memory drat, I could have sworn I presented the award for best picture at the Oscars last year! Guess that explains it.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 17:47 |
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canyoneer posted:He said it was an incorrect recollection, clouded by the fog of memory, and that he is really embarrassed by it. Poor guy is clearly suffering from PTSTDH syndrome.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 18:01 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Poor guy is clearly suffering from PTSTDH syndrome. haha
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 18:06 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Poor guy is clearly suffering from PTSTDH syndrome.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 18:08 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Poor guy is clearly suffering from PTSTDH syndrome.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 18:16 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Poor guy is clearly suffering from PTSTDH syndrome.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 19:21 |
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You did it, Snowglobe.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:03 |
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The burden of the mighty
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:30 |
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This article is making the rounds on facebook. Protesting woman gets put in the county jail for a couple days and writes an absolutely harrowing story. No doubt jail sucks, and for-profit jails are doing some really shady poo poo in the US, and that deserves attention. But this story just sounds so clearly embellished. It'd help her case a lot more if she just reported the facts as-is. http://www.freepresshouston.com/wringer-one-womans-trip-harris-county-jail/ quote:Officer Tweedy finally attempted to sell me an altered version of what took place during the arrest. Since I had been filmed during the arrest, I knew that Tweedy was attempting to tighten up their police report because they had no probable cause to arrest me. I dismissed him by saying that I knew his tactics and refused to talk to him without my attorney. I feel like if any of that was remotely true she could sue the hell out of the state. Also you'd think a political activist would be more aware of how the law works. She seems completely shocked by all of this. Plus, being a dude I guess I don't really know, but are there ladies with such a heavy flow that taking a pad off for a couple minutes means you're going to leave a bloody mess on the floor? Of course all the inmates were angels and all the prison guards were abusive. Zaphod42 has a new favorite as of 01:57 on Feb 6, 2015 |
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Zaphod42 posted:Plus, being a dude I guess I don't really know, but are there ladies with such a heavy flow that taking a pad off for a couple minutes means you're going to leave a bloody mess on the floor? A couple of minutes? Maybe this is getting into TMI territory, but I wouldn't want to stand around unprotected for 10 seconds during the first or second day of my period.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 23:17 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:A couple of minutes? Maybe this is getting into TMI territory, but I wouldn't want to stand around unprotected for 10 seconds during the first or second day of my period. Its not TMI if I ask! Welp, thanks for the awful truth.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 23:45 |
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Zaphod42 posted:But this story just sounds so clearly embellished. Seems like a load of stdh, in fact you might as well have put the whole thing in bold. Classic symptoms of stdh: Saying stuff when you wouldn't have said it (they're all naked and humiliated and the female guard is masturbating, so the protagonist decides then to tell her that not everyone who wears a jumpsuit is a "real criminal"?) Bravery where there wouldn't have been (just got told to "shut the gently caress up!" and threatened with more jail time by the masturbating guard while they're all naked and humiliated, but she "continued to speak out" because what she was doing was "way out of line") Tales of embellished or just completely made up persecution (female police popped the hero's tits out and fondled them in a crowded parking lot, basically raping her) Un-natural memory (she remembers the charges for the other women lined up naked? Like she wasn't too traumatized and mortified to file these super important details away for later?) Un-believable punishment or treatment by others ("NO FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS FOR YOU FUCKERS!" said the condescending jailer) Anonymity when it isn't needed (Ms. G? Why protect her? Surely you'd want to name and shame this person for being such a disgusting scumbag? Or are you not giving her name because people could easily find out she doesn't exist) And then of course she suffers from "a bit" of PTSD. About the only thing I'd believe from that story is that she was arrested, she didn't like it, and she vowed to make them pay for their audacity, thus this bullshit story was born. KiddieGrinder has a new favorite as of 00:00 on Feb 6, 2015 |
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Yeah my thoughts exactly. Oh, I should go ahead and embed the included drawing because its, well, see for yourself: This is Mrs. G. What the gently caress
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 23:55 |
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Zaphod42 posted:
FW:FW:FW:FW: Oh my god! THAT'S the kind of jailer they have working at Harris County Jail???? I'M EMAILING MY CONGRESSMAN RIGHT NOW! edit: or is it Ms White? Who knows!
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 23:57 |
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Most of that jail poo poo sounds like it totally could have happened. Maybe the part about a female guard touching herself while looking at naked prisoners but that was second-hand stdh anyway since she says another inmate say it. Most people in a jail on a typical day are gonna be what some would consider "not real criminals" although the language of 'holding a joint or two" might be hyperbole you are going to see mostly possession of small amounts of drugs, driving while license suspended, etc etc.
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 00:41 |
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I like that the author thinks people are always 100% honest about the circumstances that led to their incarceration. Every single person in jail was just trying to feed their families by stealing food from Walmart - the biggest and least-sympathetic victim of them all. Never mind that most Walmarts don't even have loss prevention, all have strict policies against pursuing or detaining shoplifters, and the fact that shoplifting isn't even a go-to-jail crime in most jurisdictions.
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Zaphod42 posted:Walking out of Harris County jail has left me with a bit of PTSD days later drat that's quick to see a psych and get a diagnosis.
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