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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Gonna need a picture of a fat cat's rear end in a top hat as the thread title.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Rincewinds posted:

Anyone who is unmarried and having sex must be stoned.

Marijuanas are dangers for teens!

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Do I see pants on the ground?

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

fool_of_sound posted:

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It's that quality dry British humor they're always talking about.

Brainbread
Apr 7, 2008

Cloud Potato posted:

Yesterday's Mail:


Wait. What?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Brainbread posted:

Wait. What?

I think it's about Parliament voting to allow third party mitochondrial DNA to be injected into embryos.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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:godwin:

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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Stultus Maximus posted:

I think it's about Parliament voting to allow third party mitochondrial DNA to be injected into embryos.

...What's the point of that, then?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Regalingualius posted:

...What's the point of that, then?

Defective mitochondrial DNA leads to some pretty nasty diseases, some of them quite short....

Brainbread
Apr 7, 2008

Regalingualius posted:

...What's the point of that, then?

Stultus Maximus posted:

Defective mitochondrial DNA leads to some pretty nasty diseases, some of them quite short....

I mean *that* could be it, or it could be so that someone else can turn your daughter into a little Muslim girl instead of being a proper Christian like she was born to be.

Broken Loose
Dec 25, 2002

PROGRAM
A > - - -
LR > > - -
LL > - - -

Holy poo poo, this is "Business is booming in Texas" good.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




No I'm not having that, I won't accept a Mac that makes its point well and isn't utterly reprehensible, just look at the previous one to see how awful he is.

Regalingualius posted:

...What's the point of that, then?

There are some really nasty conditions that can result from mitochondrial problems, so by using donor DNA for them, those can be avoided. It's only about 0.3% of the total genetic makeup or something like that, but some people are acting like the sky is falling, and are also saying that this is a permanent thing that will remain in that family's genetics through the generations, as though the heritability of genes is some sort of huge loving revelation.

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

Human beings who I don't like are literally rabid animals.

Is there some kind of metaphor I'm missing here or is this just dehumanising the enemy, except nobody will care because the enemy are actually pretty terrible?

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




So I guess his suggestion would be 15-20 years ahead of Hitler coming to power we should have invaded Germany. That would surely stop the evil and not be used as a justification for aggression later.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I wouldn't worry about dehumanizing ISIL. The real and stupid flaw of the comic is complaining about THE MEDIA giving them attention or whatever, because if they got zero airtime it would be LIBERAL MEDIA IGNORES THREAT.

CaptainCarrot
Jun 9, 2010

In my office, I have things everywhere with my name on them, in case I forget who I am.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Pop quiz, McCoy, which major news outlet was the only one to upload ISIS's latest propaganda horror show to their website for everyone to watch?

It's Fox News, of course!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

What happened to your crazy cubist Dumbo ears, for one.


Excellent.

A HUNGRY MOUTH fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Feb 5, 2015

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

vyelkin posted:

Pop quiz, McCoy, which major news outlet was the only one to upload ISIS's latest propaganda horror show to their website for everyone to watch?

It's Fox News, of course!

That's probably why the arm says "PRESS" instead of "MSM"

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

What happened to your crazy cubist Dumbo ears, for one.

Bok's Obama portrait is getting more and more unrecognizable. Gives me kind of a Hitchcock vibe, honestly. I think it's the jowls. Obama's signature jowls.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Isis is hidden where we would least suspect it, right under Hitler's nose. If only we had noticed sooner we could have shaved the world from this whole mess.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


:eyepop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011

:eyepop:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Ralepozozaxe posted:

Isis is hidden where we would least suspect it, right under Hitler's nose. If only we had noticed sooner we could have shaved the world from this whole mess.

:golfclap:


Mods I'm finally ready to give up my redtext, please make this my avatar.

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

Some people crosshatch obsessively, others produce butthole fetish porn.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

loquacius posted:

Bok's Obama portrait is getting more and more unrecognizable. Gives me kind of a Hitchcock vibe, honestly. I think it's the jowls. Obama's signature jowls.

It looks more like a really lovely Al Capone tbqh.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Canada's foreign minister, John Baird, resigned out of the blue. He's 45 and been in politics since he was like 15, so this is a bit of a surprise. He's either going into the private sector to get rich, or going to work for some international organization, nobody quite knows. He kinda sucked anyway, as evidenced by the fact that he named his cat Thatcher.




And an old one that was linked on Mackay's site because of our recent big snowfalls in the GTA:

TVs Patrick Duffy
Dec 12, 2006
Pick something difficult. You know, hard to mock or whatever.

vyelkin posted:


Canada's foreign minister, John Baird, resigned out of the blue. He's 45 and been in politics since he was like 15, so this is a bit of a surprise. He's either going into the private sector to get rich, or going to work for some international organization, nobody quite knows. He kinda sucked anyway, as evidenced by the fact that he named his cat Thatcher.




And an old one that was linked on Mackay's site because of our recent big snowfalls in the GTA:



That's a sick Sarasota burn

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
ISIS are bad and also Hitler, but, like, a scary Hitler with wolfman eyes, and someone should murder them because it worked on baby Hitler, right? I would totally do it but I'm real busy drawing big things with the word "DEBT" on them for my magazine for assholes. You go right ahead though!!

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Obama nukes ISIL

Ramirez comic has Obama as Hitler 'GREATEST MASS MURDERER IN HISTORY'

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
Hm yes, the US totally isn't doing anything about ISIL.

You know what, since this talking point obviously will not die for the foreseeable future, have an addendum to my two previous Kobani posts. Back in late October, ISIL briefly took control of Tel Shair hill outside of Kobani. The US coordinated with the Kurds to help them reclaim the hill from ISIL:

The US did this by leveling the entire loving hill.:stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Holy poo poo, it'd be funny if it wasn't so depressing.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

fade5 posted:

The US did this by leveling the entire loving hill.:stare:
Does our military know how to do anything right other than just blowing poo poo up?

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Samurai Sanders posted:

Does our military know how to do anything right other than just blowing poo poo up?

They are also good at spending trillions of dollars investigating new ways to blow poo poo up

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Samurai Sanders posted:

Does our military know how to do anything right other than just blowing poo poo up?
Yes, but we're really good at blowing poo poo up.:v:

Semi-seriously: In that specific instance, the Kurds reclaimed Tel Shair hill the next morning, found a nice cache of weapons and ammunition (and dead ISIL fighters:gonk:), and also got to reclaim the high ground rather than being pinned down by ISIL fighters on top of the hill.

So basically, the Kurds are perfectly happy with the US blowing poo poo up and doing hundreds of airstrikes on ISIL, and we're happy to help them out. As you can see in the Kobani map, it's working really well.:toot:

E: The point is that we are most definitely not ignoring ISIL, and Ramirez prefers to pretend otherwise rather than admit that Obama is successfully fighting against ISIL.

fade5 fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Feb 5, 2015

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Samurai Sanders posted:

Does our military know how to do anything right other than just blowing poo poo up?

The United States military is so profoundly good at blowing things up that it outmatches its capabilities in almost everything other arena. Iraq's government collapsed so fast after the U.S. invasion that it exceeded all predictions and left policymakers scrambling to fill the void. If you give Americans a conventional target, chances are that they can do it better than anyone.

Unfortunately, the U.S. military hasn't figured out what it is supposed to do once it obliterates a target from the map, or how to deal with those caught in the crossfire.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

fade5 posted:

Yes, but we're really good at blowing poo poo up.:v:

Semi-seriously: In that specific instance, the Kurds reclaimed Tel Shair hill the next morning, found a nice cache of weapons and ammunition (and dead ISIL fighters:gonk:), and also got to reclaim the high ground rather than being pinned down by ISIL fighters on top of the hill.

So basically, the Kurds are perfectly happy with the US blowing poo poo up and doing hundreds of airstrikes on ISIL, and we're happy to help them out. As you can see in the Kobani map, it's working really well.:toot:

E: The point is that we are most definitely not ignoring ISIL, and Ramirez prefers to pretend otherwise rather than admit that Obama is successfully fighting against ISIL.

They just don't want to acknowledge that "No boots on the ground" is a sound strategy. Now booms on the ground...

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry

Samurai Sanders posted:

Does our military know how to do anything right other than just blowing poo poo up?

I thought that was the whole point of the army, to blow things up really really well.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
I still wish people would stick to ISIS instead of ISIL. ISIS ain't islamic and neither is the Egyptian goddess.

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Republicans just really love using semantics to prove their points don't they?

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