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Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Ironic, isn't it Gin_Rummy? This anonymous clan of slack jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.

An election? :(

That's one of those deals where they close the bars, isn't it?

Mira fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Feb 5, 2015

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Mira posted:

An election? :(

That's one of those deals where the close the bars, isn't it?

Again?! This stupid country.

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Skeesix posted:

Hee her! You're right do over ham, he does look like Al Gore!

Elephants don't have keys...

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Again?! This stupid country.

I've said it time and time again people: Democracy Doesn't Work

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Once a man posts in your thread, anything you do to him is nice and legal :clint:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Martytoof posted:

Once a man posts in your thread, anything you do to him is nice and legal :clint:

Really!?! :haw:

Hey Do over Ham, come post in the Simpsons Quote Thread!

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Uh, it doesn't count if you invite him.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Martytoof posted:

Once a man posts in your thread, anything you do to him is nice and legal :clint:

:eng101: If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants, and start shoving you around!

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

:eng101: If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants, and start shoving you around!

Five day?! But I'm mad now! If kill you if I had my gun.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


gingerberger posted:

Five day?! But I'm mad now! If kill you if I had my gun.

Yeah, but you don't.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

gingerberger posted:

Five day?! But I'm mad now! If kill you if I had my gun.

I'll do it!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Uh, it doesn't count if you invite him.

Do over Ham, get the hell out of here :mad:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I'll do it - I'll shitpost in the quote thread!

Okay, put your quotes up- ah, I'll shitpost next time.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

:eng101: If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants, and start shoving you around!

Hey, yutz. Guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
What started out as a traditional soccer riot has quickly escalated into a city-wide orgy of destruction. Reacting swiftly, Martyoof declared "mob rule", meaning for the next several years, it's every family for themselves...

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Neddy Seagoon posted:

What started out as a traditional soccer riot has quickly escalated into a city-wide orgy of destruction. Reacting swiftly, Martyoof declared "mob rule", meaning for the next several years, it's every family for themselves...

And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Neddy Seagoon posted:

What started out as a traditional soccer riot has quickly escalated into a city-wide orgy of destruction. Reacting swiftly, Martyoof declared "mob rule", meaning for the next several years, it's every family for themselves...

You call this a soccer riot? Come on boys, let's take 'em to School :scotland:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Skeesix posted:

I'll do it!



Can't someone else do it?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Can't someone else do it?

Ladies and Gentleman, the 'I didn't do it boy'!

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Root Bear posted:

Can't someone else do it?

Maggie? Grampa? My seldom seen half-brother Herb? :shrug:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Really!?! :haw:

Hey Do over Ham, come post in the Simpsons Quote Thread!

Ooh, what's with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin a flogging?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Maggie? Grampa? My seldom seen half-brother Herb? :shrug:

Kids, this is your Grandpa Murphy.

Awww, but we've got three grandpas already!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Ooh, what's with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin a flogging?

Yes sir :sweatdrop:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


TMMadman posted:

Ladies and Gentleman, the 'I didn't do it boy'!

I've got to pay :10bux: to see my own grandson. :mad:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

You call this a soccer riot? Come on boys, let's take 'em to School :scotland:

Bonjurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Writer Cath posted:

Bonjurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!

I'm doin' all the quotin' ya blouse wearing poodle walker!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

I've got to pay :10bux: to see my own grandson. :mad:

What, the balding fatass?

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Martytoof posted:

What, the balding fatass?

Hey! I may be ugly and hate-filled but...

What was the third thing you said?

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Martytoof posted:

What, the balding fatass?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.



some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 



Filthy! But genuinely arousing!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Martytoof posted:

What, the balding fatass?

The drunken gambler? :stare:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

IMJack posted:

The drunken gambler? :stare:

He's really having trouble keeping his balance!

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.



some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

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Gin_Rummy
Aug 4, 2007
I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.

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