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The cold war didn't end until today, and we lost, folks. http://www.themoscowtimes.com/business/article/russians-invent-anti-crisis-cow-that-can-survive-without-eating/515350.html quote:As Russia's growing economic crisis weighs on farmers, some breeders appear to have found a miraculous solution — a new type of cow that doesn't need to be fed in the winter and can survive periods of not eating at all.
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Has this been posted yet because holy poo poo http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/after-isis-execution-angry-king-abdullah-quotes-clint-eastwood-to-u.s.-lawmakers/article/2559770 quote:"[King Abdullah] said there is going to be retribution like ISIS hasn't seen... He mentioned Unforgiven and he mentioned Clint Eastwood, and he actually quoted a part of the movie... He's angry... They're starting more sorties tomorrow than they've ever had. They're starting tomorrow... The only problem we're going to have is running out of fuel and bullets.... He's ready to get it on. He really is. It reminded me of how we were after 9/11."
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shyduck posted:Has this been posted yet because holy poo poo Holy gently caress, the king of Jordan is a goon
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Zeris posted:The cold war didn't end until today, and we lost, folks. That is the most Russian solution that I've ever seen.
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Feb 5, 2015 18:31
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Vasudus posted:That is the most Russian solution that I've ever seen. "Sure, cow die, everyone starve. But important thing is we do it the Russian Way."
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Feb 5, 2015 19:00
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Give the Jords all the bullets and gas and give the king a gold helmet while he drops iron on target. They burned a guy alive. Emphatically gently caress them.
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Feb 5, 2015 19:02
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Kazinsal posted:Holy gently caress, the king of Jordan is a goon What was your first clue? 
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Zeroisanumber posted:What was your first clue? Holy loving lol I don't have much to add but I hope we keep supplying Jordan with bombs and fuel until ISIL is a large, glassy crater in the desert.
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Vasudus posted:That is the most Russian solution that I've ever seen. Also worth noting, it's officially 'Particularly delicious' because of the extra layers of fat between the muscle.  I liked as well that the reason for this new super-cow was to punish Western food importers for Western sanctions over the Ukraine. 'Sanction us will you. Well we're going stop buying your food we really need and can't grow ourselves, that'll teach you. Besides we have magic super-cows '.
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Feb 5, 2015 20:20
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Zeroisanumber posted:What was your first clue? You forgot the 'now' part of the Then and Now  If this guy was my king, I'd follow his rear end into the breach any day.
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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:Let's let STRATCOM develop a numbered OPLAN for ISIS, then let's execute it on Sep 10 of this year.
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Feb 5, 2015 20:25
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Dead Reckoning posted:For $1000, we'll add the four or five letter swear word, drug reference, or ethnic slur of your choice to the call sign list. The first military op ever executed where each and every call sign is a variation on "Goku".
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Feb 5, 2015 20:39
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Zeroisanumber posted:What was your first clue? ONE OF US ONE OF US
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Feb 5, 2015 20:41
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Several measles diagnosis several miles away from where I grew up. http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/chi-measles-palatine-20150205-story.html
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Dead Reckoning posted:For $1000, we'll add the four or five letter swear word, drug reference, or ethnic slur of your choice to the call sign list. We were asked at work to submit new names for fixes, as they're redesigning the airspace in south Florida. I can't for the life of me figure out how to spell blumpkin with only five letters.
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Feb 5, 2015 21:09
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MrYenko posted:We were asked at work to submit new names for fixes, as they're redesigning the airspace in south Florida. BLMKN is the best I can think of.
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shyduck posted:Has this been posted yet because holy poo poo In a related article on that site: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/columbia-student-found-not-responsible-of-rape-finally-tells-his-side-of-the-story/article/2559742 Remember that college chick that accused a guy of rape and then carried her mattress around campus each day after the charges against him were dismissed? quote:Facebook messages obtained by the Daily Beast contributor Cathy Young show that two days after Sulkowicz was allegedly beaten and choked, she responded to Nungesser’s party invite by writing “lol yussss.” She followed up that message by telling him: “Also I feel like we need to have some real time where we can talk about life and thingz” and “because we still haven’t really had a paul-emma sesh since summmerrrrr.” Alright then. /edit If I were made to read even half of their facebook-messaging transcripts again, I might rape my eyes Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Feb 5, 2015 |
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loving women amiright?? speaking of kickstarters, the af should start a 'adopt a bomb' program where you can pay to print messages on bombs. You should also get gps coordinates of where your bomb was dropped, and preferrably after action photos. There might be opsec issues with this, but it'd be worth it imo.
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Feb 5, 2015 21:27
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Put Tom of Finland stencils on every bomb.
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Feb 5, 2015 21:33
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Syncopated posted:loving women amiright?? One of my artist buddies from highschool sent me a couple hipster stickers he drew. I sent him back a photo of those stickers on a portashiter and a bomb. He's still the most liberal pussy on earth but even he admitted he got a warboner imagining his doodle of batman being the last thing a muzzie saw.
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MrYenko posted:We were asked at work to submit new names for fixes, as they're redesigning the airspace in south Florida. Syncopated posted:speaking of kickstarters, the af should start a 'adopt a bomb' program where you can pay to print messages on bombs. You should also get gps coordinates of where your bomb was dropped, and preferrably after action photos. There might be opsec issues with this, but it'd be worth it imo.
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Feb 5, 2015 21:36
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Zeroisanumber posted:What was your first clue? He also apparently play World of Tanks.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Put Tom of Finland stencils on every bomb. Why don't we do that already? The idea of some Bedouin puzzling over a ToF picture on an unexploded bomb is well worth the cost. Cardiac posted:He also apparently play World of Tanks. That's not really very goony because I'm pretty sure everyone on the Internet plays World of Tanks.
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Feb 5, 2015 22:08
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If I was king of a Muslim nation I would be spending roughly 1% of GDP on construction for my harem so I admire and am a little awed by the man's restraint at only having a single wife. Then again with the relative lack of interest in adult women, combined with his visible appreciation for Star Trek, maybe we should be concerned.
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Feb 5, 2015 22:42
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I'm buying stock in Jordanian nomex pilot uniform textiles
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His wife is pretty hot though so he's got that going for him.
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Helldump Immunity. posted:His wife is pretty hot though so he's got that going for him. His dad had good taste too.  Although I remember reading that King Hussein (the old king) fell in love with a Jewish prostitute back during the Carter Administration which caused all sorts of headaches for Jimmy. Not the least of which was that the pious Carter found the whole thing incredibly distasteful.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Put Tom of Finland stencils on every bomb.
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Zeroisanumber posted:His dad had good taste too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx2QAX3TSYk&feature=youtu.be&t=3m44s
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Spicy Guacamole posted:There's a disturbing lack of "nuke everything" going on right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH7CySG6L_s
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Feb 6, 2015 01:56
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Nuke the ME from orbit. That's the only way to be sure.
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Don't waste nukes on loving mud-people, they'll think they're great because the mud they use for their loving huts now glows in the dark, so they can read the Koran at night. Sell them MORE guns and ammo. Artillery, old lovely Sherman tanks, LAW rockets, towed 105mm guns, crappy rear end Bell Huey helicopters, all that poo poo. Let them go all WW-I on each other. OR... nuke them till the continental plate cracks, then make the ones who lived and glow in the dark scoop the oil out of the ground with buckets at night.
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Casimir Radon posted:Put whiney Banks poo poo on bombs, that'll be fun when it leaks. Banksy on bombs is the only time I'd approve of his work. This is good.
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Nostalgia4ColdWar posted:Don't waste nukes on loving mud-people, they'll think they're great because the mud they use for their loving huts now glows in the dark, so they can read the Koran at night. Ins'allah
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I enjoy that I studied IR in school, and wrote a bunch of papers about coin and terrorism and bullshit and follow current events blah blah And some of my buddies work construction or bounce and poo poo And other buddies work on the hill as congressional aids or attatched to PACs And we all have come to the same conclusion, the same agreement on policy That nuking the ME is the answer A policy platform we can all get behind
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Now despite not believing that anybody is born with any sort of divine right, I don't really have a problem with monarchies. The British royals are fine for the most part, the Scandinavian royals seem cool, Abdullah II is definitely cool. In modern times where a monarch is usually just a figurehead (In Europe anyway) it seems like they provide a continuity of the more positive elements of a government despite other positions changing hands. Frederick Forsyth generated a bit of controversy years ago by suggesting that Russia would be less of a shithole if they had a king again, he might have been on to something.
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Casimir Radon posted:Now despite not believing that anybody is born with any sort of divine right, I don't really have a problem with monarchies. The British royals are fine for the most part, the Scandinavian royals seem cool, Abdullah II is definitely cool. In modern times where a monarch is usually just a figurehead (In Europe anyway) it seems like they provide a continuity of the more positive elements of a government despite other positions changing hands. Frederick Forsyth generated a bit of controversy years ago by suggesting that Russia would be less of a shithole if they had a king again, he might have been on to something. In democracy, some inbred with an inflated sense of self-importance gets elected by a bunch of idiots. In monarchy, some inbred with an inflated sense of self-importance gets enthroned by a blind genetic lottery.
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