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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Toriori posted:

No joke, someone I was in undergrad with would get his hair cut as a punishment when he was a kid. Now he like...never, ever cuts his hair unless necessary.

A buddy of mine in grade school earned himself the good ol' chili bowl when he got caught stealing something. Cue all the other parents going "Heeeeey, there's an idea!" and later "Do you WANT to look like Brian? If you ACT like an idiot, you get to LOOK like one!"

It worked surprisingly well. The thought of his dumb head definitely made me think twice about potentially dumb decisions.

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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Met posted:



Barber offers embarrassing haircut option as discipline for misbehaving kids.

I would play this off with a coffee mug and tiny bathrobe.

I'm gettin too old for this math homework.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Rolo posted:

I would play this off with a coffee mug and tiny bathrobe.

I'm gettin too old for this math homework.

Then kidnap Captain Kirk and posture until he calls your bluff

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

A buddy of mine in grade school earned himself the good ol' chili bowl when he got caught stealing something. Cue all the other parents going "Heeeeey, there's an idea!" and later "Do you WANT to look like Brian? If you ACT like an idiot, you get to LOOK like one!"

It worked surprisingly well. The thought of his dumb head definitely made me think twice about potentially dumb decisions.

What year was this? In the early 90s everyone sported the bowl cut

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

JEEVES420 posted:

What year was this? In the early 90s everyone sported the bowl cut

Let's go with "before the 90s" and leave it at that. :corsair:

Looking like Moe Howard from The Three Stooges was quite the deterrent. You want to go to school looking like this guy? Poor Brian.

Second Sun
Apr 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oldpainless posted:

Nice child abuse

Oh bullshit. It's like when Tony Hawk posted a pic of his daughter taped to the wall, and people freaked their tits off.

The parents are obviously involved in their kids life, care enough to do something more than ignore or beat them. I think it's clever.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now

Second Sun posted:

Oh bullshit. It's like when Tony Hawk posted a pic of his daughter taped to the wall, and people freaked their tits off.

The parents are obviously involved in their kids life, care enough to do something more than ignore or beat them. I think it's clever.

I don't think it's abuse, but I don't really like the kind of punishment that leaves it up to other kids to administer.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
Found this on Etsy, sadly there's no ring on this ring.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

netally posted:

Found this on Etsy, sadly there's no ring on this ring.



Not a ruby, 7/10

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

CzarChasm posted:

Not a ruby, 7/10

Would not band.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS





I vaguely recall reading that book in middle school. He had a pet raccoon, right?

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008


What does that hex code say/do?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

netally posted:

Found this on Etsy, sadly there's no ring on this ring.



It's rings all the way down.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

ReidRansom posted:

Hadn't thought of that. Yeah, probably. And when's the last time you saw a young guy with earrings?

Today? Tattoos and piercings are by no means a "lame 30-year-old" thing, they're just not exclusively a young people thing anymore.

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.
Ooh can we have a big dumb loving debate about if tattoos are cool or not? No more funny pics until we settle that.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Maytag posted:

Ooh can we have a big dumb loving debate about if tattoos are cool or not? No more funny pics until we settle that.



Well, if you insist. I say that they are bad.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

Maytag posted:

Ooh can we have a big dumb loving debate about if tattoos are cool or not? No more funny pics until we settle that.



Is that map suggesting exiting the highway, driving around a li'l street, and then entering the highway again as an alternate route?

e: like, is that the funny part, or am I missing something super hilarious?

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

cowboythreespeech posted:

Is that map suggesting exiting the highway, driving around a li'l street, and then entering the highway again as an alternate route?

e: like, is that the funny part, or am I missing something super hilarious?

No you see Map programs attempting to bypass traffic is hilarious. Either that or he is wanting that as a tattoo on his bicep.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Maytag posted:

Ooh can we have a big dumb loving debate about if tattoos are cool or not? No more funny pics until we settle that.


It may seem silly, and I know its not waze, but I've learned that you should just trust waze.

It knows.

FadedReality
Sep 5, 2007

Okurrrr?
I think tattoos can hinder you because people are uptight nerds also getting my first one Saturday right on my forearm so I am an expert.

e: tattoos can help you identify people to avoid like the person in the AUG thread with the MLP porn tattoo

FadedReality has a new favorite as of 04:02 on Feb 6, 2015

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Well, it's saying that the detour would be 2 mins longer.

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005



Holy poo poo, I made that like ten years ago. So weird.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



cowboythreespeech posted:

What does that hex code say/do?

IIRC, it's the key for DVD encryption. The studios tried to stop it by getting a court injunction in the US against posting it on the Internet, but for some weird reason that did absolutely nothing.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Random Stranger posted:

IIRC, it's the key for DVD encryption. The studios tried to stop it by getting a court injunction in the US against posting it on the Internet, but for some weird reason that did absolutely nothing.

If you search for 986F you get stories about it being a job flyer, search for "986F64B93005E03EFC42A41EBD573179" on http://md5.rednoize.com/, and it'll turn up a really old job listing. The whole point of it was that the hash wasn't reversible until the original dude searched for the corresponding text, since that site stores the resulting hash so it can give you the reverse later.

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

Maytag posted:

Ooh can we have a big dumb loving debate about if tattoos are cool or not? No more funny pics until we settle that.



Yes because I met an old bad rear end with one arm who had this crazy back piece with hot babes being rescued by a wizard that was fighting demons. But I also know a fat math teacher who is covered with tattoos and he was never cool, so I'm torn and need you guys to settle this for me.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




the only good tattoos are the whole-back yakuza kind that move with their muscles :gay:

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.
Just a normal street why would it suggest I go that way there was no traffic also that was my phone you saw it here first not some kids on reddit

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Maytag posted:

Just a normal street why would it suggest I go that way there was no traffic also that was my phone you saw it here first not some kids on reddit

You should have gone. That was your chance to find the magical adventure you've been waiting for all your life. You missed it.

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





Sharpe posted:

Holy poo poo, I made that like ten years ago. So weird.

I don't blame him, ham is some tasty poo poo. Or something like that from a Photoshop Phriday in like 2003. Congrats on your internet fame!

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Maytag posted:

Just a normal street why would it suggest I go that way there was no traffic also that was my phone you saw it here first not some kids on reddit

Want to be friends? This was taken one town over from me :v:

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice
I have no opinion on tattoos.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
I know a chick who has tats of flames running up the inside of the top of her thighs and across her stomach which I guess is kinda cool, but imho nothing says "I'm sorry, we're not hiring right now" like facial / neck / hand tattoos.

ACRE & EQUAT
Aug 28, 2004

FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD

Jibo posted:

I have no opinion on tattoos.




Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

cowboythreespeech posted:

What does that hex code say/do?

Are you familiar with snow crash?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Dillbag posted:

I know a chick who has tats of flames running up the inside of the top of her thighs and across her stomach which I guess is kinda cool, but imho nothing says "I'm sorry, we're not hiring right now" like facial / neck / hand tattoos.



The collar... that's someone's fursona xenosona isn't it? :stonk:

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

beato posted:

The collar... that's someone's fursona xenosona isn't it? :stonk:

I think it's Sigourney Weaver

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

beato posted:

The collar... that's someone's fursona xenosona isn't it? :stonk:

Probably not, actually. Some cosplayers bring a buddy or two as handlers when it's something big and clunky like that. A collar and leash just adds to the joke while walking around with them.

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Jibo posted:

I have no opinion on tattoos.



This is the only good tattoo I've ever seen. Anyone with any other tattoo than this one pictured here should feel ashamed of their terrible life choices, and for the shame they've brought upon their families.

Mogomra has a new favorite as of 15:42 on Feb 6, 2015

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



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