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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I think you measure the length of the bangs, like the rings on a tree

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

ElGroucho posted:

I think you measure the length of the bangs, like the rings on a tree

And count the tattoos:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Hogge Wild posted:

And count the tattoos:



swastika/nazi tattoos were just a middle finger against the soviet regime, they had nothing to do with actual nazis

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

swastika/nazi tattoos were just a middle finger against the soviet regime, they had nothing to do with actual nazis

From The Guardian's article where I took that from:

"Nazi symbols can mean that an inmate has fascist sympathies, but more usually they are inked as a protest towards the prison or camp administration. During the Soviet period, the authorities removed these tattoos by force. A tattoo of a mermaid often indicates a sentence for child molestation."

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Aesop Poprock posted:

I have no idea how old any russian men are
these are about 14

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Hogge Wild posted:

From The Guardian's article where I took that from:

"Nazi symbols can mean that an inmate has fascist sympathies, but more usually they are inked as a protest towards the prison or camp administration. During the Soviet period, the authorities removed these tattoos by force. A tattoo of a mermaid often indicates a sentence for child molestation."
women tattoo on back were sometimes used to mark "women" of slavic prisons, so honourable slavs could pretend its natasha

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

kalstrams posted:

these are about 14

They're already showing the ravages of being Russian though and in a few years it'll be impossible to place them with any sort of close guess

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Ragtime Cthulhu posted:

THE FORCES OF CHAOS CALL FOR YOUR DESTRUCTION

sieg

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

All arrows point to mayo

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


I assume any picture of a Russian guy is under 30 because you don't last long once you start drinking MiG coolant.

Such is life.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012




Doesn't that symbol have to do with Odin, or was it morphed from its original norse meaning to something neonazi

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9-uj5ZFWLo

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Tusen Takk posted:

Doesn't that symbol have to do with Odin, or was it morphed from its original norse meaning to something neonazi

its actually a thing from warhammer 40,000

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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the pro-russian crowd itt must be really frustrated that russia has failed to accomplish anything that didnt almost immediately turn to poo poo for basically their entire existence

their space program gave it a good shot but in the end they were trying to clone the space shuttle and lol

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Fojar38 posted:

the pro-russian crowd itt must be really frustrated that russia has failed to accomplish anything that didnt almost immediately turn to poo poo for basically their entire existence

their space program gave it a good shot but in the end they were trying to clone the space shuttle and lol

I always wondered what it was that made the soviets successful in the early days of communism. I mean, certainly the landgrab after WWII kept things going for a while longer, but they seemed to have made some real advances in the early years that propelled them enough to make that land grab in the first place. Was it just the prospect of real change after those generations under the tsars?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Skeesix posted:

I always wondered what it was that made the soviets successful in the early days of communism. I mean, certainly the landgrab after WWII kept things going for a while longer, but they seemed to have made some real advances in the early years that propelled them enough to make that land grab in the first place. Was it just the prospect of real change after those generations under the tsars?

well central command economies can be successful in this respect, look at South Korea's post-WWII history.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Skeesix posted:

I always wondered what it was that made the soviets successful in the early days of communism. I mean, certainly the landgrab after WWII kept things going for a while longer, but they seemed to have made some real advances in the early years that propelled them enough to make that land grab in the first place. Was it just the prospect of real change after those generations under the tsars?

that was before they had bled their vassals dry and it wasn't feasible for them to grab anymore because of nukes

also a lot of space success on both sides came from former nazi scientists who were granted a mulligan in exchange for pretending they were developing homegrown american/soviet tech

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

Fojar38 posted:

the pro-russian crowd itt must be really frustrated that russia has failed to accomplish anything that didnt almost immediately turn to poo poo for basically their entire existence

their space program gave it a good shot but in the end they were trying to clone the space shuttle and lol

russia is really good at making killing machines

future ghost
Dec 5, 2005

:byetankie:
Gun Saliva

Fojar38 posted:

the pro-russian crowd itt must be really frustrated that russia has failed to accomplish anything that didnt almost immediately turn to poo poo for basically their entire existence

their space program gave it a good shot but in the end they were trying to clone the space shuttle and lol
the Buran orbiter could at least be flown and landed via autopilot successfully. The whole Buran/Energia program was an excuse to develop a launcher for military/nuclear missions that was based on the unfortunate assumption that the Shuttle wasn't a flying catastrophe designed by committee. even the US eventually gave up on it too many years too late and the current military shuttle-drone is looking like a better bet.

One of the fun applications of energia was polyus which made Gorbachev poo poo himself:


Skeesix posted:

I always wondered what it was that made the soviets successful in the early days of communism. I mean, certainly the landgrab after WWII kept things going for a while longer, but they seemed to have made some real advances in the early years that propelled them enough to make that land grab in the first place. Was it just the prospect of real change after those generations under the tsars?
comparably they did pretty well vs the west in development up through the 60's then they stumbled around in the 1970's doing gently caress-all economically. by the 80's they had zero chance to catch up with vastly expanded defense spending under Reagan. Also instead of focusing on infrastructure they blew a ton of money on ships and tanks in preparation for a WWIII that didn't come (yet)

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Cute little Russian girl will crush you! Maryana Naumova benched 240lbs at age 13.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Fojar38 posted:

also a lot of space success on both sides came from former nazi scientists who were granted a mulligan in exchange for pretending they were developing homegrown american/soviet tech

Very few Germans defected to the Soviets, who would usually kill them on sight.

Stalin gave Sergei Korolev captured V2s and said 'forget your other ideas, build this'. He was pretty much the mastermind of the whole program from there on out and everything stalled when he died in 1966 (his health was poo poo because he spent time in a gulag pre-WW2).

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I am sorry Cousin, I no can go bowling, I have to watch baby.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
russia used to be good back in the good old Novgorod Republic days

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
who am I kidding it was probably poo poo back then too

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Tusen Takk posted:

Doesn't that symbol have to do with Odin, or was it morphed from its original norse meaning to something neonazi

It's an old symbol of an expansionist imperial army, worn on a standard. I don't know who actually flew it but it would be right up rome's alley

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Say Nothing posted:

Cute little Russian girl will crush you! Maryana Naumova benched 240lbs at age 13.



"Benched" 240 lbs

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

McDowell posted:

Very few Germans defected to the Soviets, who would usually kill them on sight.

Stalin gave Sergei Korolev captured V2s and said 'forget your other ideas, build this'. He was pretty much the mastermind of the whole program from there on out and everything stalled when he died in 1966 (his health was poo poo because he spent time in a gulag pre-WW2).

Korelev was quite the boss and was reasonable for many of the early space race successes. Of course on the flip the Soviet Union had less technological resources and also didn't even do western style program management which allowed competitors to rapidly outpace the russian space program.

Another random fun fact is the NK-33 first stage engines from the somewhat recent Orbital Sciences launch failure were designed and manufactured in Russia, they were originally intended to be used for Russia's manned moon mission.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Lichy posted:

russia used to be good back in the good old Novgorod Republic days

Onfim was cool: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onfim

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Skeesix posted:

I always wondered what it was that made the soviets successful in the early days of communism. I mean, certainly the landgrab after WWII kept things going for a while longer, but they seemed to have made some real advances in the early years that propelled them enough to make that land grab in the first place. Was it just the prospect of real change after those generations under the tsars?

Lol, no. I think you are reliving the sputnik shock, 50 years too late. The Soviets were just really that good, no secret tricks. They got a lot of bright and educated people working and functioning in a modern society, for a productive goal,

Western world made some huge reforms after that, especially in education. We started running circles around the Soviets sometimes in the 70s and they never really got their poo poo together after that and got left behind. The rest is well known history.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


i hate capitalism thiiiiis much

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

01011001 posted:

i hate capitalism thiiiiis much

lol

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ElGroucho posted:

"Benched" 240 lbs

You saying that being able to arch your back like you made of rubber isn't a legit style?
Video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxAc97K2I5M

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
I'm glad that girl chose to be a dwarf for the rest of her life lol

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Say Nothing posted:

You saying that being able to arch your back like you made of rubber isn't a legit style?
Video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxAc97K2I5M

It so bullshit. Her spotter clearly is the one doing the lifting and he just drops it in her hands. She doesn't even do a half-rep.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

Cute little Russian girl will crush you! Maryana Naumova benched 240lbs at age 13.



great. Normal country filled with normal people

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

This image gets me every time I see it. It captures so incredibly that "Oh god, what have I done!" moment or horror and pain and sorrow of man prone to fits of insanity who just murdered his own son.

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

Lord of Pie posted:

I assume any picture of a Russian guy is under 30 because you don't last long once you start drinking MiG coolant.

Such is life.

You gotta love Mikoyan's response to wives complaining about their husbands getting drunk on the MIG-25's pure alcohol coolant:

Artem Mikoyan posted:

“If aircraft system performance would require Armenian cognac, we will fill planes with Armenian cognac”

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/does-vladimir-putin-have-aspergers-syndrome/

bearic
Apr 14, 2004

john brown split this heart
All-star team

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vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

drat it, nevermind

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