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Agreed
Dec 30, 2003

The price of meat has just gone up, and your old lady has just gone down

is that a thing that actually happened? haha, I mean, cuts are harsh, and a person wants candy now and again... that's hilarious.

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Yuriy posted:



Can't judge a man till you've walked a mile in his shoes

Looking at the obvious line at the neck, it occurs to me that this is simply the worst makeup job in the world and she's probably not as ugly as this image would indicate. Never noticed that the first time around.

Pwny_Xpress
Nov 17, 2006

WEC Never Die
The MMA gods are unjust for denying us the greatest middleweight contest of all time.

Leben/Vitor.... can you imagine?

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

Looking at the obvious line at the neck, it occurs to me that this is simply the worst makeup job in the world and she's probably not as ugly as this image would indicate. Never noticed that the first time around.

Nah she's not hot, she's built like Junior.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

A friend of mine just asked me what commentary ment by "cutting off the cage" in mma and I wanted to show him some examples.


What are the best examples of best/worst you guys can think of in that respect? I was thinking recent: Best being Weidman vs Machida and worst being Nick Diaz vs Carlos Condit.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Rick Story vs Thiago Alves

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


1st AD posted:

Rick Story vs Thiago Alves

Be sure to include the requisite clock diagrams.

Also, Mark Hunt is really good at cutting off the cage.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Lineker lost against Bagutinov because he couldn't corner him. Six months later he fought Ozkilic and his footwork was great. Those two back-to-back would show the difference between cutting off the cage and just walking a guy a down.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Matt Brown is usually good at cutting guys off.

In boxing watch Julio Cesar Chavez (senior).

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Dangersim posted:

Matt Brown is usually good at cutting guys off.

In boxing watch Julio Cesar Chavez (senior).

Also watch GGG.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Gregor Samsa posted:

Also watch GGG.

What does German porn have to do with cage control :)?

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!
Edit lol can't read

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
George Foreman was the king of cutting guys off in boxing. He was so slow and patient about setting himself up and then unloading.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

vainman posted:

George Foreman was the king of cutting guys off in boxing. He was so slow and patient about setting himself up and then unloading.

Joe Frazier was good at walking dudes down too. Really if you dial up any fighter who was short for his weightclass but still wrecked poo poo you're going to be on the money. Chris Weidman cutting off Machida was brilliant too.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

What does German porn have to do with cage control :)?

Probably a lot, actually

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Ty1990 posted:

A friend of mine just asked me what commentary ment by "cutting off the cage" in mma and I wanted to show him some examples.


What are the best examples of best/worst you guys can think of in that respect? I was thinking recent: Best being Weidman vs Machida and worst being Nick Diaz vs Carlos Condit.

show him Crocop chasing plodding after Eddie Sanchez in endless circles and he'll immediately understand

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Triticum Guzzler posted:

show him Crocop chasing plodding after Eddie Sanchez in endless circles and he'll immediately understand

greatest fight of all time

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Also against Perosh

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Bader vs Machida, Tito vs Machida and Silva vs Machida all show guys chasing instead cutting off the cage and in the case of Silva and Bader getting knocked out because of it.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Bader does chase poorly, but he also does this awful thing where he leaps at a guy chin first. In the Tito and Machida fights he goes down because he's basically mid-air and gets hit square on the chin with no legs under him.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Would the Thiago Alves fight from last week be a good example of cutting off the cage? He had Jordan Mein kinda trapped against the wall and seemed to be herding into sidestepping into that big kick at the end.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Bader does indeed suck.

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

1st AD posted:

Bader does chase poorly, but he also does this awful thing where he leaps at a guy chin first. In the Tito and Machida fights he goes down because he's basically mid-air and gets hit square on the chin with no legs under him.

I'm not 100% certain but I believe he was also in midair with his chin out when Glover KOed him.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Thanks guys.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

EvanSchenck posted:

I'm not 100% certain but I believe he was also in midair with his chin out when Glover KOed him.

Bader had Glover hurt against the fence and then stood right in front of him and threw the same overhand right over and over, eventually Glover realized it and countered and dropped him.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

Dangersim posted:

Bader had Glover hurt against the fence and then stood right in front of him and threw the same overhand right over and over, eventually Glover realized it and countered and dropped him.

I'll always love Glover because of that. For some reason it makes me so happy

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
If anyone knows all about throwing the same overhand right over and over, it's Glover Teixeira.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Agreed posted:

is that a thing that actually happened? haha, I mean, cuts are harsh, and a person wants candy now and again... that's hilarious.

Yes. Chris Leben is pretty loving dumb, even by fighter standards.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger

projecthalaxy posted:

Is Fedor's (or his camp's, whatever) excuse of "I couldn't beat Bigfoot Silva because a powerful warlock was at ringside, draining my chi" the best excuse in MMA history? I know Brazilians are famed for their excuses, but that's tough to beat.
Someone c/p the "troll beats monk" post, tia

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Ditch posted:

Someone c/p the "troll beats monk" post, tia

pudgy druid easily defeated by troll, blames mage

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Fat Twitter Man posted:

pudgy druid easily defeated by troll, blames mage

drat you mage, of blackest night

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

I'm not a huge boxing guy, but I just watched Pacquiao vs Bradley 1 for the first time and turned the sound off to score for myself.



The DEC was obviously really controversial and alot of people thought it was one of the worst they'd ever seen. I actually scored it 114-114. Am I retarded, or was this boxing's version of the GSP/Hendricks DEC, in that it was very close and could've went either way, and the fans complaining about it are stupid?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I gave Bradley like 1 round out of pity.

I mean Pac definitely took some rounds off and it probably made him look worse off to the judges, but at no point did it look like Bradley was winning poo poo in that fight.

I'm sure the Bradley superfan is gonna come in here and tell us all how dumb I am though :v:

Xguard86
Nov 22, 2004

"You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

Count Roland posted:

Bader does indeed suck.



I like how they collide so hard Machida looks confused / in some minor pain.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
You can't see it from that angle but Bader's punch gets deflected and still lands with enough force to push Machida's head to the side. Laughs all around.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

So I don't really follow MMA but I really liked Sakuraba and his style and all that. I know he retired a a while ago then did some comeback fight or rematch with a Gracie? It was hyped up a lot then happened nothing? Think it was about 5 years ago. And most people were sure it was fixed?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

So I don't really follow MMA but I really liked Sakuraba and his style and all that. I know he retired a a while ago then did some comeback fight or rematch with a Gracie? It was hyped up a lot then happened nothing? Think it was about 5 years ago. And most people were sure it was fixed?

Uh he came back and grappled with Royce at Metamoris and now he fake-wrestles for NJPW

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

So I don't really follow MMA but I really liked Sakuraba and his style and all that. I know he retired a a while ago then did some comeback fight or rematch with a Gracie? It was hyped up a lot then happened nothing? Think it was about 5 years ago. And most people were sure it was fixed?

He had a rematch with Royce Gracie in 2007. It was a lovely match in which Royce won a very bad decision and then tested positive for steroids, and you probably shouldn't bother watching it. He retired from mma in 2011 after losing to a relatively unknown dude named Yan Cabral.

He had a grappling match with Renzo Gracie last year in Metamoris; it was a draw which both dudes went into with injuries and were old besides, and wasn't all that great.

Neither of them were fixed and people claiming they were are probably kind of dumb.

If you liked Saku in Pride, I can't honestly recommend many of his post-Pride performances. He was injured and old and kept going long past the point where he should have stopped.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Yuriy posted:

Uh he came back and grappled with Royce at Metamoris and now he fake-wrestles for NJPW

He grappled with Renzo at Metamoris and had a terrible match against a roided out Royce at K-1 Dynamite!! USA in 2007.

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
sorry i got my gracies confused

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