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Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I want my private pilots license, and just talked to a guy at the flight school here who said he'd be happy to lease a plane I bought and give me the profits, since he would mainly bill the students for flight time with their instructors. I need to talk to him a bit more, but it looks like after fuel, maintenance, loan and everything else it would be profitable. Plus I get free flight lessons since our pilots are all flight instructors and have boners for planes.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Do it. We will live vicariously through your boner for planes.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
yeah seriously. right before and after i got out of the army i was all about becoming a pilot and junk because i have a huge boner for planes. then all the pilots/controllers in the airplane thread in AI made me realize it's a really lovely industry that pays loving peanuts. also i couldn't get a flight medical to get my license anyway because the FAA doesn't want crazy vet hobos with PTSD like me flying sky buses. if you're rich and can do it as a hobby it's fun.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Definitely not rich, but it's a good opportunity to get my private pilots license. After that I'll probably have to sell off the plane or do some loving timeshare With one of my buddies who we can half expenses. Owning a plane outright is ridiculous but I'd love to at least have my license

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Flying owns and I'm glad to have done it for a good salary. I'm equally glad I never committed to flight school after the military.

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:
drunk and i'm running out of mixers. almost have to ask the hotel staff to bring me sprite.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
There's the reason Shim isn't ever allowed back at Seaworld

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Analogical posted:

drunk and i'm running out of mixers. almost have to ask the hotel staff to bring me sprite.

Um drink it straight you pussy

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Booblord Zagats posted:

There's the reason Shim isn't ever allowed back at Seaworld

stay safe, dolphin fucker

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Well tonight's Archer was probably one of the best in the series.

I thought it was kinda meh.

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:
Drank all my hendricks and all my southern comfort. Trying 190% not to shitpost

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
i bought a case of beer. gonna drink through it and write abunch of essays that are due next week. interested in how my quality of work changes as my alcohol intake increases.

by the way i'm drinking again. i stopped because i wasn't in a place mentally where i think i could handle getting drunk but i have drank a few times in the last several weeks and it's been a blast again

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://www.pottsmerc.com//general-news/20150206/email-from-bryn-mawr-college-weight-loss-program-sparks-protests

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Kill all fats.

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
Jesus loving Christ, maybe I'm just getting old and angry, but loving kids these days are goddamn pussies all the way loving through.

I know it's not all of them, really I do. But for gently caress's sake, it feels like the real world is going to eat these loving people alive, and they'll be crying and whining so loud that everyone else will be loving deaf.

Between loving trigger warnings, and this new-left bullshit, and Tumblr leaking into real life, I'm starting to seriously support a loving war in some mudder country combined with a draft where only draftees are sent, and then with lovely depoted gear from the 1970's and no loving armor or cell phones or internet.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Nostalgia4ColdWar posted:

Jesus loving Christ, maybe I'm just getting old and angry, but loving kids these days are goddamn pussies all the way loving through.

I know it's not all of them, really I do. But for gently caress's sake, it feels like the real world is going to eat these loving people alive, and they'll be crying and whining so loud that everyone else will be loving deaf.

Between loving trigger warnings, and this new-left bullshit, and Tumblr leaking into real life, I'm starting to seriously support a loving war in some mudder country combined with a draft where only draftees are sent, and then with lovely depoted gear from the 1970's and no loving armor or cell phones or internet.

you are wrong though

because these pussies will be running the real world one day.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

the day trigger warnings make it into legislation is the day i walk into a suicide booth

most of the stuff tumblr does is just sad and hilarious, but that one in particular is extremely offensive

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Watching the special features on the Godzilla blu-ray. The MUTO design is partially based off of the B-2 stealth bomber. Makes a lot of sense when looking at them in the movie.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gently caress your tables

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I'm at karaoke

Charlotte has so many good breweries and local beer is good.

Btw

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

drat YOU! I WAS GONNA POST THAT!

STOP TRIGGERING ME!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Adolf is a dick for murdering his dog

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

quote:

In 1937, [Ernst] Hanfstaengl received orders to parachute into an area held by the nationalist side of the Spanish Civil War, to assist in negotiations. While on board the plane he feared a plot on his life and learned more details from the pilot about the mission, who eventually admitted he had been ordered to drop Hanfstaengl over republican-held territory, which would have meant almost certain death. The pilot eventually landed on a small airfield after claiming an engine malfunction following a brief talk with Hanfstaengl, which allowed him to escape.

This version of the story was related by Albert Speer in his memoirs, who stated that the "mission" to Spain was an elaborate practical joke, concocted by Hitler and Goebbels, designed to punish Hanfstaengl after he'd displeased the Führer by making "adverse comments about the fighting spirit of the German soldiers in combat" in the Spanish Civil War. Hanfstaengl was issued sealed orders from Hitler which were not to be opened until his plane was in flight. These orders detailed that he was to be dropped in "Red Spanish territory" to work as an agent for Francisco Franco. The plane, according to Speer, was merely circling over Germany containing an increasingly disconcerted Hanfstaengl, with false location reports being given to convey the impression that the plane was drawing ever closer to Spain. After the joke had played itself out, the pilot declared he had to make an emergency landing and landed safely at Leipzig Airport. Hanfstaengl was so alarmed by the event that he defected soon afterward.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress your tables


i seent this lady nekkid

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Fart Sandwiches posted:

i seent this lady nekkid

me too

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
You know, so many issues would be solved if we just eliminated all non-white/asian races.

E: we can let the hot Hispanic women live too ofc.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
seriously though when is it going to be socially acceptable for female celebrities to do hardcore porn. chicks are constantly taking naked pictures of themselves and poo poo. can't wait til i'm an old grandpa and hardcore porn with hollywood actresses is a common occurence.

:jackbud:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





USMC503 posted:

You know, so many issues would be solved if we just eliminated all non-white/asian races.

E: we can let the hot Hispanic women live too ofc.

how are we gonna crew ships without flippers

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Two Finger posted:

how are we gonna crew ships without flippers

God dammit this is the drunk thread. You can't possibly expect me to answer this question in this state.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Two Finger posted:

how are we gonna crew ships without flippers

you got an island full of people like me

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Fart Sandwiches posted:

i seent this lady nekkid

iw as told I raped her by seeing her nekkid

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

ElMaligno posted:

you got an island full of people like me

Unless you're a hot Boriqueno lady, you aren't living in our lily white utopia.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
http://gizmodo.com/battlebots-is-back-after-ten-years-and-its-bound-to-be-1684321001

i'm so hard right now

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Killer drone bots please.

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Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
I'm neither drunk nor stoned, and I remember just how loving much I hate every goddamn member of the worthless loving human race that blithely wanders around in traffic with a loving bag over its head singing "I'M SO SPESHUL I'M SO SPESHUL OH SO SPESHUL!" at the top of their retard lungs.

Burn this loving planet in nuclear goddamn fire and poison the ground with VX so thick that it becomes part of the loving radioactive ecosystem.

tl;dr: Everyone sucks puss oozing leper cock and I hope they drown with lungs full of bull semen.

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