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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

Hey guys how come nobody has posted any American figureheads with respectable military careers?

:downs:

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Ike dropped the mic and it's still laying there :(

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


Her wasn't a particularly good president, but he was a fighter



Say what you want about him - he volunteered for combat duty and killed a dude at close range.

edit: comedy option

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

Zeris posted:

Hey guys how come nobody has posted any American figureheads with respectable military careers?

:downs:

Nixon was almost shot down by Saburo Sakai.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

Nixon was almost shot down by Saburo Sakai.

What? Nixon never saw any combat.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Nixon started his political career with money he made running illegal card games and lotteries while in the Navy, thereby being the world's most legit POG

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Didn't JFK swim a couple miles from a burning wreck of a PT boat while dragging some dude by his lifejacket straps?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Thump! posted:

Didn't JFK swim a couple miles from a burning wreck of a PT boat while dragging some dude by his lifejacket straps?

Yep. And Joe Biden did his part in the Cold War by selling counterfeit blue jeans and dried up raisins rolled in to cigarette papers to the Soviets, further assisting in their economic collapse

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Diamond Joe introduced crystal methamphetamine to Russia.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Diamond Joe introduced krokodil to Russia.

There ya goooo

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Schlitz tall boys and huffing carpet cleaner

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Sherman was being pushed to be the Republican nominee in 1884 but threw that poo poo in their faces: "I will not accept if nominated and will not serve if elected." Then he dropped the mic, burned the building down, and hosed 15 women he met walking away from the scene while putting on his sunglasses.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:sherman:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


je suis anakin

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

lol

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Genocide Tendency posted:

I like the dude at the end when she apologized for running over her time. He's all "it's cool. I wasn't going to get in the way of that steam roller you just drove over that dude."

He also killed his wife last year.

Thank you for your service.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Tammy Duckworth gave him PTSD to go with his war injury, I hope she's proud




(I know I would be)

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

#1 Dad

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011
No mention of Teddy Roosevelt for badass politicians?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Duckworth/Biden 2016

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

ded posted:

Duckworth/Biden 2016

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



ded posted:

Duckworth/Biden 2016

Diamond Joe just needs to be our VP for the rest of his natural life, until we can augment it mechanically and make him immortal.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

please do not make diamond joe the undying emperor of man

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

please do not make diamond joe the undying emperor of man

how else will space travel work

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

please do not make diamond joe the undying emperor of man

You shut your loving trap, heretic.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

it's a squid

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Yep


:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/PymlkFf.png

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Haha, tangy dicks.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Booblord Zagats posted:

Supposedly Harry is a really loving good Apache pilot and overall leader.

He also did a stint in Afghanistan as a JTAC, in addition to the Apache pilot bit.

Anyone who goes to Helmand and kills Taliban and then goes to Vegas to gently caress strippers is alright in my book

Zeris posted:

Ike dropped the mic and it's still laying there :(

Phanatic posted:

What? Nixon never saw any combat.

Probably thinking of LBJ.

Who "almost got shot down" insofar as "he flew on a B-24 once on a combat mission, the B-24 turned around well before it entered enemy territory because of 'mechanical trouble,' for which LBJ received a Silver Star."

I always like trotting that story out when people start ranting and raving about decoration inflation.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

iyaayas01 posted:

I always like trotting that story out when people start ranting and raving about decoration inflation.

poo poo, they use to give out the medal of honor like loving candy. pretty sure you could get one just for having seen a spaniard back in the day

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

poo poo, they use to give out the medal of honor like loving candy. pretty sure you could get one just for having seen a spaniard back in the day

lol look up some of the MOH citations from the Civil War if you want a real laugh

To be fair, it was the only dec during that timeframe so some of that is understandable, the DSC/Navy Cross weren't a thing until WWI...and they did withdraw it from like 900 dudes who were awarded it for Civil War service

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_lnq0HYBQE

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

A lot of them were for retrieving the colours, that seems pretty worthy to me.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Apparently an entire unit was given MOHs as an incentive to re-enlist. Like, 300 at once.

EDIT: It was the 27th Maine Volunteers

Time Crisis Actor fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Feb 7, 2015

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
The spirit of Douglas MacArthur watches over all officers who write themselves up for poo poo they don't deserve.





PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



C.M. Kruger posted:

The spirit of Douglas MacArthur watches over all officers who write themselves up for poo poo they don't deserve.




Are those weapons the nasty-rear end French machine guns that jammed all the time due to the open magazines?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Yes.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

PainterofCrap posted:

Are those weapons the nasty-rear end French machine guns that jammed all the time due to the open magazines?

And the ones made by Gladiator literally had the sights out of alignment.

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