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Zeris posted:Hey guys how come nobody has posted any American figureheads with respectable military careers?
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 15:57 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 03:31 |
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Ike dropped the mic and it's still laying there
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 16:35 |
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Her wasn't a particularly good president, but he was a fighter Say what you want about him - he volunteered for combat duty and killed a dude at close range. edit: comedy option
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 16:52 |
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Zeris posted:Hey guys how come nobody has posted any American figureheads with respectable military careers? Nixon was almost shot down by Saburo Sakai.
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 17:39 |
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Plastic_Gargoyle posted:Nixon was almost shot down by Saburo Sakai. What? Nixon never saw any combat.
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 17:49 |
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Nixon started his political career with money he made running illegal card games and lotteries while in the Navy, thereby being the world's most legit POG
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 17:50 |
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Didn't JFK swim a couple miles from a burning wreck of a PT boat while dragging some dude by his lifejacket straps?
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 17:54 |
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Thump! posted:Didn't JFK swim a couple miles from a burning wreck of a PT boat while dragging some dude by his lifejacket straps? Yep. And Joe Biden did his part in the Cold War by selling counterfeit blue jeans and dried up raisins rolled in to cigarette papers to the Soviets, further assisting in their economic collapse
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 17:59 |
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Diamond Joe introduced crystal methamphetamine to Russia.
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 18:11 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Diamond Joe introduced krokodil to Russia. There ya goooo
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 18:45 |
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Schlitz tall boys and huffing carpet cleaner
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 18:55 |
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Sherman was being pushed to be the Republican nominee in 1884 but threw that poo poo in their faces: "I will not accept if nominated and will not serve if elected." Then he dropped the mic, burned the building down, and hosed 15 women he met walking away from the scene while putting on his sunglasses.
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 19:04 |
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 19:16 |
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 20:03 |
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je suis anakin
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 20:13 |
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lol
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 20:44 |
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Genocide Tendency posted:I like the dude at the end when she apologized for running over her time. He's all "it's cool. I wasn't going to get in the way of that steam roller you just drove over that dude." He also killed his wife last year. Thank you for your service.
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 21:04 |
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Tammy Duckworth gave him PTSD to go with his war injury, I hope she's proud (I know I would be)
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 22:34 |
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#1 Dad
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 22:35 |
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No mention of Teddy Roosevelt for badass politicians?
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 22:38 |
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Duckworth/Biden 2016
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 01:32 |
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ded posted:Duckworth/Biden 2016
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 02:00 |
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ded posted:Duckworth/Biden 2016 Diamond Joe just needs to be our VP for the rest of his natural life, until we can augment it mechanically and make him immortal.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 03:12 |
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please do not make diamond joe the undying emperor of man
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 03:55 |
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:please do not make diamond joe the undying emperor of man how else will space travel work
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 03:56 |
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 04:08 |
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:please do not make diamond joe the undying emperor of man You shut your loving trap, heretic.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 04:33 |
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it's a squid
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 04:44 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:it's a squid Yep http://i.imgur.com/PymlkFf.png
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 04:58 |
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Haha, tangy dicks.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 04:59 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Supposedly Harry is a really loving good Apache pilot and overall leader. He also did a stint in Afghanistan as a JTAC, in addition to the Apache pilot bit. Anyone who goes to Helmand and kills Taliban and then goes to Vegas to gently caress strippers is alright in my book Zeris posted:Ike dropped the mic and it's still laying there Phanatic posted:What? Nixon never saw any combat. Probably thinking of LBJ. Who "almost got shot down" insofar as "he flew on a B-24 once on a combat mission, the B-24 turned around well before it entered enemy territory because of 'mechanical trouble,' for which LBJ received a Silver Star." I always like trotting that story out when people start ranting and raving about decoration inflation.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 07:32 |
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iyaayas01 posted:I always like trotting that story out when people start ranting and raving about decoration inflation. poo poo, they use to give out the medal of honor like loving candy. pretty sure you could get one just for having seen a spaniard back in the day
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 08:01 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:poo poo, they use to give out the medal of honor like loving candy. pretty sure you could get one just for having seen a spaniard back in the day lol look up some of the MOH citations from the Civil War if you want a real laugh To be fair, it was the only dec during that timeframe so some of that is understandable, the DSC/Navy Cross weren't a thing until WWI...and they did withdraw it from like 900 dudes who were awarded it for Civil War service
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 08:05 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_lnq0HYBQE
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 13:59 |
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A lot of them were for retrieving the colours, that seems pretty worthy to me.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 16:18 |
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Apparently an entire unit was given MOHs as an incentive to re-enlist. Like, 300 at once. EDIT: It was the 27th Maine Volunteers Time Crisis Actor fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Feb 7, 2015 |
# ? Feb 7, 2015 17:09 |
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The spirit of Douglas MacArthur watches over all officers who write themselves up for poo poo they don't deserve.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 20:24 |
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C.M. Kruger posted:The spirit of Douglas MacArthur watches over all officers who write themselves up for poo poo they don't deserve. Are those weapons the nasty-rear end French machine guns that jammed all the time due to the open magazines?
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:54 |
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Yes.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:55 |
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PainterofCrap posted:Are those weapons the nasty-rear end French machine guns that jammed all the time due to the open magazines? And the ones made by Gladiator literally had the sights out of alignment.
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