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VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

The only thing funnier than watching reactionaries rage in fear over education and science is seeing them trumpet the degree of anyone who happens to agree with them.

Well look mister Ken Ham, known scientist*, says that Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to work!

*Bachelor's of Applied Science

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Goddamn, Tinsley loving hates education, even moreso that the rest of the people in this thread.

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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It is my quivering, gasping hope that the 4-year degree becomes utterly loving worthless.

Well MORE worthless than it is now.

edit: It's substantially less rage-inducing when you knock out his goddamn Dreamworks cocked-eyebrow bullshit - he just looks kinda bored and reading off something he found on a lovely newsgroup

matrix ripoff fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Feb 7, 2015

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Mordiceius posted:

Don't know if it was meant to replace today's DbD or was supposed to be tomorrow's but accidentally uploaded as today's, but this is the comic on the site for today's date, replacing the previous one for today.



The ironic part is that Sam and Zed's children are getting a fairly gender-neutral upbringing already. They're getting a STEM-focused education, make bullets, wear pants...would Sam and Zed really be doing things all that differently if Mari and Kiko were boys?

EDIT: I also am fairly certain that Hugo is going to figure out that he's a boy at some point.

Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Feb 7, 2015

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

I dunno, maybe you guys can talk to each other and work out the problems in your relationship instead of reading a bunch of stereotyping books and stewing in resentment

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Mordiceius posted:

Don't know if it was meant to replace today's DbD or was supposed to be tomorrow's but accidentally uploaded as today's, but this is the comic on the site for today's date, replacing the previous one for today.



quote:

cmblake6
February 7, 2015, 1:04 am | # | Reply
I feel almost like there needs to be a “terrible accident”. BITCH! Idiot liberal BITCH! Chris, drat you’re good. This is your cartoon, and yet your characters are so real to the hearts of the readers. drat you’re good.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Crain posted:

Man, can you fart a hole into paper? Cause I know I can't. That is a super human sphincter, paper or not.

And he did it without accidentally firing a turd out his rear end. Truly a Master of the Way.

Hexigrammus
May 22, 2006

Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.

Budzilla posted:

He is Malcolm Turnbull the Australian Communications Minister. He(or his party) stopped the rollout of the National Broadband Network from the previous federal government which was supposed to have optic fibre to the premises not just to the node. So tin can and sting is a symbol for lovely Australian internet.

Thanks. That is utterly delightful. (The tin can hat, not the part where the Aussies get sodomized on their internet connections.)

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Pththya-lyi posted:

The ironic part is that Sam and Zed's children are getting a fairly gender-neutral upbringing already. They're getting a STEM-focused education, make bullets, wear pants...would Sam and Zed really be doing things all that differently if Mari and Kiko were boys?
I'm sure he would based on everything else he does but we only see the kids for talking point purposes. Besides if the women around Zed didn't have all those practical skills he might have to do something besides drink and Obama one liners.

Arthur Crackpot
Sep 4, 2011

Proceed in a str8 line shaped like a perpetually shifting torus knot until you feel a sense of despair transcending all mortal comprehension, then hang a right at the next octopus, she'll be in the first room on the left

Dr Christmas posted:

Goddamn, Tinsley loving hates education, even moreso that the rest of the people in this thread.

I've been trying to imagine how he can possibly justify this loathing to himself, and the only thing I can come up with is a sort of vague "Well SOMEBODY has to flip my burgers and stock my shelves, so there's no point wasting an education on 'em!"

I think this last comic kinda cements that, too. The only argument he puts forth is that there will be too many people that are knowledgable about things. That there'll be too many "analysists" and "experts" sitting around being useless and not doing the jobs that keep his life convenient. Nevermind the fact that most people who go to a community college are gonna go there to learn a trade or something practical.

Benly
Aug 2, 2011

20% of the time, it works every time.

Arthur Crackpot posted:

I think this last comic kinda cements that, too. The only argument he puts forth is that there will be too many people that are knowledgable about things. That there'll be too many "analysists" and "experts" sitting around being useless and not doing the jobs that keep his life convenient. Nevermind the fact that most people who go to a community college are gonna go there to learn a trade or something practical.

Poor community college students who want to get a good middle-class job as an accountant or nurse are the most motivated college students you will ever meet.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

CampingCarl posted:

I'm sure he would based on everything else he does but we only see the kids for talking point purposes. Besides if the women around Zed didn't have all those practical skills he might have to do something besides drink and Obama one liners.

I think that our hypothetical Masaru and Kaito would 1) not be allowed to play with My Little Ponies and other girly toys and 2) be encouraged to play sports and get pussy by their dad. That's about it, really.

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!

Mordiceius posted:


quote:

cmblake6
February 7, 2015, 1:04 am | # | Reply
I feel almost like there needs to be a “terrible accident”. BITCH! Idiot liberal BITCH! Chris, drat you’re good. This is your cartoon, and yet your characters are so real to the hearts of the readers. drat you’re good.

This is either someone from here, or someone who, inexplicably, wants to gently caress Muir. Possibly both.

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Maybe its a deep-cover goon who went too deep and now can't come back

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Skye is now the fourth most likable character in DbD!

The top three being, of course, the Roosevelts

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Greece and Ukraine - Greece’s radical Syriza government has vowed to keep fighting pressure from its eurozone neighbours to stick to the strict terms of its bailout package as battle lines were drawn ahead of crunch debt talks next week."

Telegraph:

Ukraine crisis: 'Last chance' for peace says Hollande; Start of Six Nations (that neither Germany nor Russia take part in :rolleyes:)

Independent:

NHS reorganisation was disastrous, says King's Fund After Rembrandt.

Times:

No 10 rejects 'bit player' claim over Ukraine crisis

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Pththya-lyi posted:

I dunno, maybe you guys can talk to each other and work out the problems in your relationship instead of reading a bunch of stereotyping books and stewing in resentment

Don't question God's divine plan. If he didn't want everyone who gets married to be miserable we wouldn't live in a sin-cursed world.

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SOUND OF DIAL TONE then beeps and Zimmerman alarm.

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InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

matrix ripoff posted:

edit: It's substantially less rage-inducing when you knock out his goddamn Dreamworks cocked-eyebrow bullshit - he just looks kinda bored and reading off something he found on a lovely newsgroup


Huh. That really does take a substantial amount of Tinsley's annoyingness away.

Reo
Apr 11, 2003

That'll do, Carlos.
That'll do.










I know there's more of this same poo poo joke if I felt like digging through the archives.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.





Needs a second claw hand. And his shirt changed to Coast Guard.

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Gotta squeeze in that pants suit burn, eh?

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



I like that Bennett a lot.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I guess I didn't hear about the time that Obama insulted baby Jesus and ignored IS's atrocities.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Samurai Sanders posted:

I guess I didn't hear about the time that Obama insulted baby Jesus and ignored IS's atrocities.
Or that Obama is a Moorish Giant that could eat baby Jesus in a single, socialist bite.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

NBC could learn to be more factual in it's reporting like other American news stations, such as...

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Congress is obstructing Obama's perfectly reasonable budget because they have no understanding of the necessities of a modern economy. AGC.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

So where are Obama's legs?

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

fool_of_sound posted:

So where are Obama's legs?
The horse is like a Lego horse.

HardHead
Nov 4, 2009

Bouncer, Hey bouncer.

fool_of_sound posted:

So where are Obama's legs?

Obama is part horse on his mothers side.

Samurai Sanders posted:

I guess I didn't hear about the time that Obama insulted baby Jesus and ignored IS's atrocities.

What? He does that at least twice a day. Don't you ever watch fox news?

HardHead fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Feb 7, 2015

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Was there any basketball news going on recently? I mean, why would JRRose portray Obama playing basketball unless basketball stuff happened?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Ralepozozaxe posted:

Was there any basketball news going on recently? I mean, why would JRRose portray Obama playing basketball unless basketball stuff happened?

JRROSE! just likes basketball!

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet
The Failed UN

The United Nations was set up in 1945, at the end of World War 2. It was not intended to be an association of all the countries in the world. Its "Never Again" mission was, in the wake of that war, to preserve world peace, to guard against the rise of totalitarian mass movements like Nazim and Fascism. Its failure to confront Islamism is a failure of its ability to carry out its basic goal.
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Jordan and Egypt

In the new Middle East, Israel's neighbors, Jordan and Egypt, are both now facing the violent criminal insanity of ISIS.
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Labels: Haggadah, isis, Islamism, Israel, Jordan. Egypt, Peace, War

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
I certainly am hard pressed to name anything good that the UN has ever done.

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

Internet Webguy posted:

I certainly am hard pressed to name anything good that the UN has ever done.

They certainly dropped the ball in 48.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

JaggerMcDagger posted:

The United Nations was set up in 1945, at the end of World War 2. It was not intended to be an association of all the countries in the world. Its "Never Again" mission was, in the wake of that war, to preserve world peace, to guard against the rise of totalitarian mass movements like Nazim and Fascism. Its failure to confront Islamism is a failure of its ability to carry out its basic goal.
I feel like I could replace this word with something else and it would be even more true...

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Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

Samurai Sanders posted:

I feel like I could replace this word with something else and it would be even more true...

You can even keep the first two letters!

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