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homeowner 39 22.41%
renter 69 39.66%
stupid peace of poo poo 66 37.93%
Total: 174 votes
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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Infotainment! posted:

John key is lovely trash diapers pressed into human shape and wrapped in a skin made of twat

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Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Infotainment! posted:

John key is sunk cost fallacy pressed into human shape and wrapped in a skin made of smug

Hahahah, holy gently caress!

Mister Panos
Jan 26, 2011

All I can hope for is that someone throws poo poo at that wanker on Waitangi Day day. Only then will my black heart be appeased.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
It is a time honoured Waitangi Day tradition for right wingers to have poo poo flung at them and it would be frankly disrespectful of John Key not to

truther
Oct 22, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT THE BEARS
He deserves it for claiming the colonisation of NZ was a peaceful process.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

truther posted:

He deserves it for literally everything he's ever said or done

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Maybe we'll get lucky and tuhoe will have him for lunch.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
http://www.3news.co.nz/entertainment/samantha-hayes-david-farrier-to-host-tv3s-late-news-2015020417

Neat

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.


Now they just need to get Ali Ikram back for his "This week in karaoke/rap" segments.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11396561

Reckon Don Brash is a cat person?

Herald posted:

The views that propelled the National Party close to government a decade ago were "harsh and intolerant," philanthropist Dr Gareth Morgan told a small audience in Orewa today.

The man who gave those views - Dr Don Brash - sat in the audience to hear his famous 2004 speech described as being a "harsh and intolerant view that is intolerant of anyone who is different''.

"We still have a faction in our midst who see admitting culpability... is giving Maori the upper hand. This section of the community is clearly filled with fear."

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Sam's back! :swoon:

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012


"As Treaty of Waitangi celebrations began in the North, the two Pakeha men attempted to solve the problems of the past 175 years in front of small audience of people largely in the same age range. A total of 19 people gathered to hear the pair speak -and almost the same number of media representatives." lol

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

I think he might be autistic. I don't mean that in a derogatory way, just like... what he says and thinks...

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

I know it may seem like a medical condition at first because he seems so out of touch with reality and seems genuinely impaired in some way, as if he can't visualise the thoughts or feelings of other people, but it's actually just called being a rich old white guy.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Paul Henry is out and anything else is bonus. Yanica was no doubt tired of Paul harassing her on National TV.

Gambrinus
Mar 1, 2005
Lowell Goddard is chairing the UK child abuse inquiry. Anyone know anything about her?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lowell_Goddard

Metaconcert
Nov 28, 2010

"And my answer is when there are nine"

Slavvy posted:

I know it may seem like a medical condition at first because he seems so out of touch with reality and seems genuinely impaired in some way, as if he can't visualise the thoughts or feelings of other people, but it's actually just called being a rich old white guy.

An especially unfortunate condition, seeing as the natural cures tend to be decidedly worse for the patient.

oohhboy posted:

Paul Henry is out

"out" with Paul Henry tends to mean rather less than it should.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
So the fact that it's Whale OIl aside, no one has sued him or sought an injunction yet to stop him talking about this concrete cover-up stuff, which he alleges is something Nick Smith has been briefed on already. This morning he's basically put up a post asking whether John Key knows if one of his Ministers knows about the problem, so it's getting to the pointy end. How long until someone picks up the ball and runs with it under parliamentary privilege?

Coffee Grindr
Jul 4, 2008
Stimulating
Looks like you lefties just couldn't handle Henry telling it like it is.

After all, he's just saying what we're all thinking.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Henry's meant to be replacing Firstline later on in the year in some kind of transmedia TV3-RadioLive thing, but apparently it's been delayed so maybe it won't happen at all :)

truther
Oct 22, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT THE BEARS
'NZ is not going to look the other way' - PM
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11397227

Key is once again claiming it's the Left that don't want to help out, ignoring how NZ is basically split down the middle on the decision according to 3News polls.

Media lap it up, no questions asked. Sucks when the narrative gets ignored and any updates stand alone as a new news piece; it has been Key saying we won't send any troops, then talking about 'paying the price' of being in the club followed by UK saying we're family and have to help and now Key claiming it's actually all for humanitarian reasons and the nasty Left don't want that.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The Left are hypocrites because they criticise me over not speaking out about other nation's human rights violations, but yet then they go and criticise me for trying to supply our allies with troops for a war fought with human rights violations on both sides in which our allies have historically used other nation's troops to circumvent the rule of law. Make up your minds!

I'm going to send troops because it's the right thing to do even if it's not in our direct interests, but I'm also not going to speak out against our allies because that's not in our interests even if it's the right thing to do.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
New Zealand is not going to look the other way*






*unless the war crimes are being committed by Saudi Arabia, Syria or the United States because those don't count.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The ones the United States commits literally don't count because they don't recognise the Intentional Criminal Court so won't ever submit to it and have permanent veto on the Security Council so can't ever be punished for not doing so.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

Ghostlight posted:

The ones the United States commits literally don't count because they don't recognise the Intentional Criminal Court so won't ever submit to it and have permanent veto on the Security Council so can't ever be punished for not doing so.

Warcrimes the United States commits are always unintentional, so they don't count indeed.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I misspelt something on the internet :smith:

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
http://www.crosbytextor.com/news/new-public-affairs-and-campaign-consultancy-to-partner-with-crosbyitextor-in-new-zealand/

hmmm

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I've met Jo de Joux. She's a very clever person. I don't think we really need a specifically New Zealand Crosby Textor though.

Binkenstein
Jan 18, 2010

https://www.facebook.com/jacindaardern/photos/a.10151312135452441.1073741827.45300632440/10152583558727441/?type=1&fref=nf



Big Gay Out stickers. There's something really odd about one of them...

Lobsterpillar
Feb 4, 2014

G Hamilton really likes John Key and wants him to know.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Heil Key

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

I don't think " I <3 Little" is going to be a raging success tbh.

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

I love. JK, (I voted) National.

Spiteski
Aug 27, 2013






I heart rainbow. Just Kidding?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URnuaz6-HRo&t=805s
I'm pretty sure Carter accidentally confirmed that Sabin is the guy in the no-details-allowed superinjunction case (13:25)

Binkenstein
Jan 18, 2010

Exclamation Marx posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URnuaz6-HRo&t=805s
I'm pretty sure Carter accidentally confirmed that Sabin is the guy in the no-details-allowed superinjunction case (13:25)

Yep.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Slightly off-topic but did any North Island goons see the space rock poo poo last night?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Nope.

Anyone going to the Young Professionals meeting down Queen street tomorrow?

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

I'm staggered nobody has brought up the john key hairdye thing in here.

Grow the gently caress up and do parliament you juvenile cunts.

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Butt Wizard posted:

Slightly off-topic but did any North Island goons see the space rock poo poo last night?

I saw it but I thought it was lightning. I was a bit confused though since there was no rain, then I heard about the meteor and felt a lot better

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