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Schindler's Fist
Jul 22, 2004
Weasels! Get 'em off me! Aaaa!

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

This cat has been dead for 25 years.



:master:

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

And Dirk is a 42 year old cretin. He doesn't look 42.

I didn't even know the term cretin used to have a medical usage (though I'm not surprised that it did).

My late mother-in-law used to be a psychiatric nurse, and she once told us that when she started (probably back in the 1950s) patients were standardly put into categories such as "idiot", "cretin", "imbecile" and so on. These were commonly used medical terms at the time.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Stoatbringer posted:

My late mother-in-law used to be a psychiatric nurse, and she once told us that when she started (probably back in the 1950s) patients were standardly put into categories such as "idiot", "cretin", "imbecile" and so on. These were commonly used medical terms at the time.

They referred to different IQs.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/03/the-words-moron-imbecile-and-idiot-mean-different-things/


Idiots aren't allowed to vote, but considering the way elections go, I don't think that's enforced. In California, idiots are not responsible for crime, which is probably why celebrities are never convicted.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway


Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDdbg_Q-LMI

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

rydiafan posted:



First funny picture I remember downloading.

Edit: Although the version I remember had a different joke for the center bottom image. Something about not going outside because nobody wants to see your hosed up hand.

God, these were hilarious. My favorite caption for the center image was "Do not make Ray Liotta cry."

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

13Pandora13 posted:

Everyone else read this in Frank's voice too, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC7hZY3sVxE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_87pRe1MUwE

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
D:

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

"Underaged looking lolis"? "Upskirt panty shots"?

Beware Team Ninja, Captain Redundant is on the case.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Kanfy posted:

"Underaged looking lolis"? "Upskirt panty shots"?

Beware Team Ninja, Captain Redundant is on the case.

This is a Team ninja game they don't need a skirt for a panty shot.

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

Bitterns don't stop looking goofy when they grow up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdAF7B4lT7Q

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

I've made that same face when I've slammed my pinky toe into the corner of the door frame.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Khazar-khum posted:

They referred to different IQs.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/03/the-words-moron-imbecile-and-idiot-mean-different-things/


Idiots aren't allowed to vote, but considering the way elections go, I don't think that's enforced. In California, idiots are not responsible for crime, which is probably why celebrities are never convicted.



Classy.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Khazar-khum posted:

Idiots aren't allowed to vote, but considering the way elections go, I don't think that's enforced. In California, idiots are not responsible for crime, which is probably why celebrities are never convicted.

Did you write for Leno?

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Krowley
Feb 15, 2008


It is not.


Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I understood that reference
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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Holy gently caress that is the movie theater in my home town. :psyduck:

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Holy gently caress that is the movie theater in my home town. :psyduck:

Bullshit, prove it.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

cowboythreespeech posted:

Bullshit, prove it.

It would be a really stupid thing to lie about...

Don't live there anymore or I'd go take a picture.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

It would be a really stupid thing to lie about...

Don't live there anymore or I'd go take a picture.

Bullshit, prove that you don't live there anymore.

Take a picture of where you live now and prove that the movie theatre is not in the picture, rear end in a top hat. <:mad:>

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Haha you come from a town that doesn't know what irony is

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Data Graham posted:

Haha you come from a town that doesn't know what irony is

Ottawa?

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
Valentine's Day idea for the everyday goon. Be sure to follow the serving suggestion and include the tasteful lemon slice.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

Data Graham posted:

Haha you come from a town that doesn't know what irony is

:)



zing! ottawa's fun, though.
not as fun as this, however.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

lol

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

That's not irony! You don't know what irony is, rear end in a top hat movie sign guy!

Skipopatomus
Aug 30, 2007

Ozzy Osbourne simply duplicated the event.



someone should really correct this mistake






and set the building on fire

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Skipopatomus posted:

someone should really correct this mistake






and set the building on fire

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Skipopatomus posted:

someone should really correct this mistake






and set the building on fire

Yeah, I've checked and there is no movie called "How Ironic."

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

"Now Playing
Frozen

How Humorously Coincidental Am I Rite?"

Probably doesn't fit on the sign

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


kazil posted:

"Now Playing
Frozen

How Humorously Coincidental Am I Rite?"

Probably doesn't fit on the sign

Serendipitous

Also it is ironic that they claim it ironic, it's like meta humor.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
It's like the word ironic has taken on a secondary, colloquial meaning. How ironic.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Ironically being a pedantic motherfucker

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The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?
Literally ironic.

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