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I saw a girl with the Milhouse's dad pictionary thing tattooed on her arm this morning. What do you even say to someone that got a lame tattoo of a mediocre joke from an animated sitcom from 10 years ago?
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 00:13 |
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Ryoshi posted:I saw a girl with the Milhouse's dad pictionary thing tattooed on her arm this morning. What do you even say to someone that got a lame tattoo of a mediocre joke from an animated sitcom from 10 years ago? I love you?
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 02:13 |
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rockcity posted:I love you? Correct. Also, can I borrow a feeling?
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 02:46 |
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 05:24 |
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A work of art also for art of dong http://i.imgur.com/4lcN7dm.jpg
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 07:56 |
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Why... why are his stomach and legs yellow but arms and head not?
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 09:46 |
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dpack_1 posted:Why... why are his stomach and legs yellow but arms and head not? Not finished. It hasn't even been cleaned yet. You can see the yellow ink smeared into the blue and around the bottom. Most likely the picture was taken mid-session because customers love doing that poo poo even though its not done yet.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 12:27 |
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Esroc posted:Not finished. It hasn't even been cleaned yet. You can see the yellow ink smeared into the blue and around the bottom. Most likely the picture was taken mid-session because customers love doing that poo poo even though its not done yet. If it were still in progress that would be red as gently caress getting solid shading like that. Im thinking it is either intentional to highlight Worst. Tattoo. Ever. Or the guy tapped out.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 14:35 |
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Luna just looks so upset and lumpy. This just makes me laugh. Echoing someone else's sentiment, I'm so happy I outgrew my Sailor Moon phase before I thought getting a tattoo was a grand idea.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 23:12 |
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 12:00 |
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Somebody needs to take that middle schooler's tattoo kit away.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:18 |
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My friend's gf just got... this... He's loving annoyed as hell.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:17 |
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Samfucius posted:My friend's gf just got... this... I hate to make this comment,* but she looks a reeeeeaaaal classy kind of chick. *not really, I'm judgmental as hell
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 20:57 |
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I've been scouring a forum I occasionally visited in search of this. Apologies if it's been posted many times. First, read the artistic vision: "I just have always really liked the idea of charlie chaplin busting into a bettie page lookin dame's room who's masturbating and cutting her tits, and shooting [...? i forgot] dressed like a clown in the head." Or just behold a wonky film-noir fever dream starring Charlie Chaplin as Philip Marlowe: http://i.imgur.com/eGnk4DN.jpg
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 21:43 |
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Samfucius posted:My friend's gf just got... this... I hate being that guy but it just looks like a tattoo? It's mediocre but it's not aggressively bad. Is there some giant flaw I'm missing or is your friend just an rear end in a top hat who doesn't like tattoos?
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 22:07 |
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cyberia posted:I hate being that guy but it just looks like a tattoo? It's mediocre but it's not aggressively bad. Is there some giant flaw I'm missing or is your friend just an rear end in a top hat who doesn't like tattoos? Nah, he has a couple and was excited for her to get it. Then he saw it and found out she chose her artist because he was a friend of her mom. Him and I also dont really like color in tattoos, but that's our poo poo, and not really the problem. It's certainly not the worst tattoo in the thread but the lines are no bueno and it's just enough off-center that it looks weird, especially in person. Also that perspective is pretty bad, especially the center of the flower. He also thought it was weird to get a giant lotus for her first tattoo when she has no particular affinity for them. I also hate the color choice, but that's just me about any big patches of yellow on white skin look like bruises imo. Samfucius has a new favorite as of 02:53 on Feb 11, 2015 |
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1redflag posted:I hate to make this comment,* but she looks a reeeeeaaaal classy kind of chick. She's generally pretty okay, though she's weirdly racist in some subtle ways for a tumblrite.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 22:19 |
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Carnival of Shrews posted:I've been scouring a forum I occasionally visited in search of this. Apologies if it's been posted many times. I...I just... don't...WTF
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:09 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I...I just... don't...WTF That's why I suspect it of being art: it raises so many questions in the viewer's mind. How can Chaplin possibly look so bored? Why the reference to the Church of the SubGenius? Who is the mystery victim wearing a clerical dogcollar, a clown nose, and purple-spotted knickers outside of his clothes? My frontrunner is Paul Newman, but given the style, I have my doubts. I also liked the matching table lamps.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:54 |
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Samfucius posted:Nah, he has a couple and was excited for her to get it. Then he saw it and found out she chose her artist because he was a friend of her mom. Him and I also dont really like color in tattoos, but that's our poo poo, and not really the problem. It's certainly not the worst tattoo in the thread but the lines are no bueno and it's just enough off-center that it looks weird, especially in person. Also that perspective is pretty bad, especially the center of the flower. Ah ok, I can understand being annoyed by someone getting a mediocre tattoo if you're an enthusiast and have tried to point them in the direction of better artists. At least it's easy to cover up (both with clothing and, evenutally, with a better tattoo) and isn't a pony finger-banging itself? I love tattoos (and have a ton of them) and am always trying to get my friends to go to one of the many amazing artists that work in our city but the insistence on going to lovely or mediocre artists baffles me. People seem to have this weird denial or blind spot with tattoo artists where they can't acknowledge when someone is just not very talented. Sure not every bad tattooist is a kitchen wizard but why go to someone whose work is a solid C when you can go to someone who smashes out A+ pieces every day and is no more expensive or difficult to get to?
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 01:03 |
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Carnival of Shrews posted:I've been scouring a forum I occasionally visited in search of this. Apologies if it's been posted many times. hot drat that is quality
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 01:06 |
Gihon posted:hot drat that is quality The portrait of Bob Dobbs really pulls the room together.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 01:29 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:The portrait of Bob Dobbs really pulls the room together. And the water damage on the wall just adds a certain... depth.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 01:54 |
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Carnival of Shrews posted:That's why I suspect it of being art: it raises so many questions in the viewer's mind. My big question is why is Charlie Chaplin angry with the nappy wearing clown priest, and why does he deserve to die? Also, in all The Little Tramp films that CC did, he is never packing heat. Why would he choose the day he wanders in on a masturbating woman to start? The greatest tattoos leave the viewer walking away questioning the very nature of existence.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 02:54 |
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Carnival of Shrews posted:I've been scouring a forum I occasionally visited in search of this. Apologies if it's been posted many times. Are the lamps supposed to look like nipples? I spent the longest time staring at this because I couldn't tell if it was a chest/stomach piece or a back piece.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:40 |
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mick ohio posted:Are the lamps supposed to look like nipples? I spent the longest time staring at this because I couldn't tell if it was a chest/stomach piece or a back piece. what kind of nipples have you been looking at?
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 02:06 |
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You know what? Just tattoo some numbers on me. Any numbers, I don't give a gently caress. How about a tattoo of a date that hasn't happened yet? Or we can do trite phrases and numbers? Wobbly crosses and numbers? Or just some lovely bats? Maybe some #sacredgeometry More words, less sense This one's just a mess And this one, "the client asked me to sign the tattoo for them" Just bad, so ugly I want these words, but then I also want a tattoo of a bruise, I know... "love tight, gently caress life" edit - I forgot the best (worst) one: cyberia has a new favorite as of 12:32 on Feb 12, 2015 |
# ? Feb 12, 2015 12:17 |
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Tempted to add my own terrible number tattoo to this collection...
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 12:28 |
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cyberia posted:You know what? Just tattoo some numbers on me. Any numbers, I don't give a gently caress. 15 Dec 2013 8 Feb 1996 (or 2 Aug 1996) 14 Feb 1958 23 Sept 1961 7 Oct 1985 7 Oct 1987 What significance those dates have I don't know, but presumably they mean something to the people who have the tattoos. My guess is birthdays.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 13:28 |
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Tiggum posted:Those are clearly all dates: My guess is that they are all a cabal of time travelers and they are detailing when they have been to on vacation. quote:Like this guy conveniently letting the police know the location of where his other limbs will be found when all they can find is his left arm. The first pic is the riddle. If you solve it in time, he lives. quote:
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 16:13 |
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I'm like 95% sure all of these are fake, but they make me laugh. NWS for vagina http://i.imgur.com/D4BVb9D.jpg http://i.imgur.com/DWUBxPE.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qQ0BdNV.jpg e: I really hate this person for some reason. gently caress this stupid person.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 17:32 |
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Tiggum posted:Those are clearly all dates: Yeah, my sister wants just one tattoo (for now, at least), which is the birth date and death date of our father tattooed in an inconspicuous place, when he dies. My sister isn't stupid so she's not going to do it in a very visible place, somewhere she can cover it up really easily, which is the way I like those kinds of tattoos. They're a very personal, private and very permanent monument to someone you love. Getting something like that in a very visible place just screams for attention, though, and I always wonder whether those people enjoy the first month or so of everyone asking them "what does it mean?" (which they want) after which they get sick of it and regret getting it. Then again, that's probably a significant portion of bad tattoos anyway.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 18:44 |
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I got this cool stick and poke but I also think it belongs here.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 18:45 |
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david duchovny posted:I got this cool stick and poke but I also think it belongs here. I wouldn't get it, but it's funny enough to pass.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 19:48 |
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david duchovny posted:I got this cool stick and poke but I also think it belongs here. That is one broke-rear end Van Gogh imitation.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 20:16 |
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Tiggum posted:Those are clearly all dates: Unless you're the guy from Memento there's no reason to get a date stamped on your body permanently. Like, this date is so loving memorable to me for whatever reason but I need it etched into my skin in case I forget it. It's just so basic. I have the same issue with people who get their own surnames tattooed on their arms in 300-pt font or get lists of their children / siblings / parents names; it seems like such a trite, meaningless gesture to me.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 20:36 |
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david duchovny posted:I got this cool stick and poke but I also think it belongs here. This is awesome and in the wrong topic. cyberia posted:Unless you're the guy from Memento there's no reason to get a date stamped on your body permanently. Well, that's like, your opinion, man.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:14 |
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cyberia posted:Unless you're the guy from Memento there's no reason to get a date stamped on your body permanently. Like, this date is so loving memorable to me for whatever reason but I need it etched into my skin in case I forget it. It's just so basic. I have the same issue with people who get their own surnames tattooed on their arms in 300-pt font or get lists of their children / siblings / parents names; it seems like such a trite, meaningless gesture to me. When I was a straightedge nerd in HS declared with authority at my lunch table that a memorial tattoo was the tackiest way to remember somebody and that if someone got one of me I would haunt their rear end. My friends called me a loving dick. Years later I have softened on many of my teenage convictions, but that one I still believe, I just don't say it.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:27 |
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Samfucius posted:When I was a straightedge nerd in HS declared with authority at my lunch table that a memorial tattoo was the tackiest way to remember somebody and that if someone got one of me I would haunt their rear end. My friends called me a loving dick. It's even worse when you try to convince a memorial date/name customer to instead get an artistic image inspired by the person rather than just boring text. Nine times out of ten the answer to this is "I don't want to pay that much." Well then you obviously don't care about it as much as you want people to think you do.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:54 |
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ReidRansom posted:His not-anime stuff is pretty solid too though But.. they are anime. They don't look anything like the traditional Japanese style they are going for.
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