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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
http://www.gofundme.com/li1fdo

paging fishmech

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Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

they need to link north and south stations first

Rick Ross Ulbricht
Feb 3, 2010

put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.
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quote:

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jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

bucketmouse posted:

someone who followed the original star citizen drama make a yosthread.
idk if there's been much drama yet tbh, the scam is still ongoing

the real drama will be when the scam unravels

disclosure: i "own" 1x the cheapest model of spaceship with lifetime insurance :shepspends:

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
compare it to elite dangerous which has already been "released", but with far less features than star citizen has promised. they say they plan to add about the same kind of stuff in later updates (ie. land on a planet, exit ur ship, shoot some mans) but i think i saw there were already signs that it's starting to unravel

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

jony ive aces posted:

compare it to elite dangerous which has already been "released", but with far less features than star citizen has promised. they say they plan to add about the same kind of stuff in later updates (ie. land on a planet, exit ur ship, shoot some mans) but i think i saw there were already signs that it's starting to unravel

unlike star citizen elite dangerous is fun in its current iteration

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull
also unlike starcit, elite dangerous is done by a v. small team on a vastly smaller budget

i will give citizen this much, they sure do spend lots of money on art asset creation (and on convincing insane people to buy virtual rights to said art assets)

that's maybe too harsh, it seems likely croberts actually wants to deliver a real game, but the money grab is palpable, the ambitions are stratospheric, and the project management has not inspired confidence

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

lol "not inspired confidence"

community: "hey can you fix the glaring errors with and complete the dogfighting mode?
croberts: "how would you guys like a space racing game instead?"

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

they do art assets (and not really a lot considering their budget) because they're cheap and easy like op's mom instead of doing the boring difficult things like debugging a game engine or modeling a balanced ship

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Improbable Lobster posted:

unlike star citizen elite dangerous is fun in its current iteration
i object, as a elite dangerous player i find star citizen threads to be mir entertaining than elite, sometimes

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
someone post the star citizen goon spreadsheet

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

theflyingexecutive posted:

they do art assets (and not really a lot considering their budget) because they're cheap and easy like op's mom instead of doing the boring difficult things like debugging a game engine or modeling a balanced ship
when the project was announced i was really excited because back when i was young and idealistic i fuckin loved wing commander and privateer

then they said it's going to be made in cryengine 3 and they made videos talking about details like how all the little nozzles on your ship would rotate IN REAL TIME, and then i decided that it was way too ambitious a project for croberts and he desperately needs someone to tell him no

and then they somehow continue to make tens of millions of dollars

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

and I'm sure his team is bottom-of-the-barrel talent who were brought on when the budget was tiny and he can't or won't fire them for good people, so you have an amateur trying to optimize netcode st it supports a real-time fps that takes place within moving ships and poo poo like that

but instead of that, customizable hangars!

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
did someone say worthless kickstarter http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2015/02/09/oh-godus-what-the-hells-going-on/

quote:

Hey, remember Godus?! It was successfully Kickstarted in 2012, despite launching with no video at all, as the name of “Peter Molyneux” still carried enough currency to raise over half a million pounds for his return to the god game genre. Just over two years have gone by, and mobile free-to-play versions of the game launched last year, but what state is the PC development in now? Molyneux has announced that he’s now working on a new project, a mobile thing called The Trial, suggesting Godus is no longer his focus. And the team currently working on the game have recently acknowledged that they, “simply can’t see us delivering all the features promised on the kickstarter page.” Uh oh.

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

the last good peter molyneux game was dungeon keeper 1

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

black and white 1 was good for the second level

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

black and white 1 was good

no

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord
syndicate is cool but the best one was the underappreciated starbreeze one

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE
i loved the twenty-five minute unskippable cutscene before you got to control anything or even see a menu

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Peter Molyneux more like Peter MouldingPoo amirite?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

imma start a site called Gaming Molynews and it will only publish stories about broken design / feature promises and unreachable development announcements / goals.

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004


it's fun to gently caress around in the second level

if it had been a sandbox game like that it would have been cool

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
the new syndicate was a cool looking game with fun gameplay and okay co-op wrapped in a turd shell. the campaign was loving terrible

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

NoneMoreNegative posted:

imma start a site called Gaming Molynews and it will only publish stories about broken design / feature promises and unreachable development announcements / goals.

I'll (kick)start the wiki

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

does anyone remember that box game that he made as a promo for it

Rick Ross Ulbricht
Feb 3, 2010

put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.
Dude Needs $2k to Develop Diablo III in Unity

quote:

Upcoming developments.-More Areas.-Hopefully Monsters.

and of course

quote:

Risks and challenges

No risk, not obstacles, and no challenges.

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

ayn rand hand job posted:

does anyone remember that box game that he made as a promo for it

yeah i do. what a good idea.

Rick Ross Ulbricht
Feb 3, 2010

put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.
MLM Scammers Business Magnates Need $1k to Unlock Their Secrets of Success!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
i called a cop a fascist pig

Rick Ross Ulbricht
Feb 3, 2010

put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.
a good kickstarter

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


ugh why cant i be an idle millionaire?

BarDown
Jun 20, 2013

Peace among worlds
*burp*BITCHHHH*burp*

av comin my way

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

i want the shrimp font

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

black and white 1 was good for the second level

nooooooope

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

ayn rand hand job posted:

does anyone remember that box game that he made as a promo for it

hey great ideas like inventing the dog don't come every day man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzTPFRITrQ

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1187284072/building-a-new-pc?ref=category



Pledge $1,000 or more

~Brother to Brother~

I will order you the exact same parts I'm using for my computer (unless otherwise unavailable) so we can have a matching set.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

backing this is the next goon project

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Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

PleasingFungus posted:

backing this is the next goon project

no please i don't want the shrimp doob

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